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[BlackHeartKabal]

Also, I have serious doubt that a Fatman would be an item. We are in a Vault. A Fat-Man is a rocket launcher that fires Mini-Nukes. Do you have any idea what that would do?

There is an sound of a dinner bell followed by an almighty explosion in the middle of the night. The whole vault wakes up to see Saint_Jimmy standing in a corridor, a fatman on his shoulder, and the corpse of BlackHeartKabal lying nearby in a scorched heap.

[Tawa]

Spoiler: I'm going to hell for what I've done in Tomodachi Life (click to show/hide)

Light Yagami writes in his notebook

Toady prepares to confess his feelings to Zelda

Sans shows off his handiwork

Kim Jong-Un and Tommy Wiseau spend quality time in Tahiti

[Loud Whispers]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I have found happy American remover to add to German liberator

He's holding the gun by the magazine. Something tells me this is not a very highly trained soldier.

Yeah but with a smile that big do you have the heart to tell him he's doing it wrong?

[Twinwolf]

From the anime thread:

This needs to be a thing

[TempAcc]

Welp, that escalated quickly, the free speech thread lasted about 4 pages and a little more than... An hour :v
And nothing of value was lost.
Additionaly, this.

[Tawa]

Shoot, I was expecting under half an hour.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Whenever I see the Model-S doors close, I can't help but imagine a pneumatic hiss emanating as it becomes airtight.

[Akura]

When attempting to siphon gas from someone, make sure it's the gas tank.

[IcyTea31]

When attempting to siphon gas from someone, make sure it's the gas tank.

The same happened in Finland last year, though it was the septic tank (mistaken for heating oil) of a house rather than a bus. They sucked faeces through a hose in an attempt that was already doomed to fail, since it was a ground-based tank and the receiving container has to be at a lower elevation for siphoning to work properly. Understandably, the house owner was miffed to find a pile of vomit on their yard the next morning.

[H4zardZ1]

Polyanus was someone's name. Think about it.

[Akura]

When attempting to siphon gas from someone, make sure it's the gas tank.

The same happened in Finland last year, though it was the septic tank (mistaken for heating oil) of a house rather than a bus. They sucked faeces through a hose in an attempt that was already doomed to fail, since it was a ground-based tank and the receiving container has to be at a lower elevation for siphoning to work properly. Understandably, the house owner was miffed to find a pile of vomit on their yard the next morning.

Wait, does that mean it's an above-ground septic tank?

[IcyTea31]

Nope, from what I understood from the news article, it was a literal shithole.

[Flying Dice]

When attempting to siphon gas from someone, make sure it's the gas tank.

The same happened in Finland last year, though it was the septic tank (mistaken for heating oil) of a house rather than a bus. They sucked faeces through a hose in an attempt that was already doomed to fail, since it was a ground-based tank and the receiving container has to be at a lower elevation for siphoning to work properly. Understandably, the house owner was miffed to find a pile of vomit on their yard the next morning.

This seems to happen on an almost predictably regular basis.

[hops]

Seems like what you should expect in a place named Gold fields.

[AzyWng]

Seems like what you should expect in a place named Gold fields.

I'm not quite sure what the joke is...