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Dunamisdeos

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147900 on: October 18, 2019, 07:45:45 pm »

I just realized again that I would actually be fairly dangerous in a fist fight, based on several objective factors.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147901 on: October 18, 2019, 08:25:17 pm »

Heh, no, the jokes are grounding. I'm not some uber badass, I'm just large and strong. I'd get fucked up by anyone with like actual skills.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147903 on: October 18, 2019, 08:56:12 pm »

Report: Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine

Tfw when you enjoy getting passive aggressively roasted and Bay12 delivers with interest.
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« Reply #147904 on: October 18, 2019, 10:24:55 pm »

So you know when you remove a fingernail, but the undernail remains.   ehhhh the soft quick?

Well that happened to my pointer and it sucks because its not a raw pain, but a discomfort every time I try to do something, like type or open a box or any number of tasks that involve shoving my fingertip at or into something.  Which I  guess I do a lot and take for granted. . . ..
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147905 on: October 18, 2019, 10:54:16 pm »

How did you remove your entire fingernail? What happened?

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147906 on: October 18, 2019, 11:44:47 pm »

I am fine.  Just life.  With fall here and my new job and yada yada yada I didnt even notice until it started to ping.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147907 on: Today at 03:50:43 am »

Maybe you could wrap tape around your finger?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147908 on: Today at 04:55:16 am »

So you know when you remove a fingernail, but the undernail remains.   ehhhh the soft quick?

Well that happened to my pointer and it sucks because its not a raw pain, but a discomfort every time I try to do something, like type or open a box or any number of tasks that involve shoving my fingertip at or into something.  Which I  guess I do a lot and take for granted. . . ..
Had something similar very recently. Do you still have the nail partially attached, or is it completely off? It is pretty good protection if you can leave it on for a bit.

I suggest investing in some "finger cots": plastic, rubber or woolen finger protectors. Bandages may also help. You'll have a hard time using the finger to tap or grip for a while, yes, but the skin will heal over and a new nail will most likely grow back.

Patience is key. Also, make sure you get your calcium.

Finally, do speak to a doctor or similar if that's possible for you. You want to make sure the nail bed is intact - having nails is quite important for using a finger to grip and exert pressure from the pad. Some people need nail bed operations.
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