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[King Zultan]

...Came home from a night at the pub... Right in front of my door, there's one of those Sharing scooters. Lights flicking, alarm beeping,
So I call the police and I'm like "hey I would like to go to bed and sleep, but some idiot put one of those public use scooters in front of my door and it's flashing and beeping. Could you please come and take it away?
Nope, they said. We agree with you that it is terribly annyoying, but we can't do anything. Call the municipality.
I'm like, dude... It's 4am. Do you think that the muicipality telephone numbwe is reachable right now?
Yeah sure, he says, they should be reachable 24-7.
I'm like, I dunno man, AFAIK that number is only available during office hours, but OK I'll try.
Ofcourse, I was right and the number is offline.
So I call the police again, tell them their solution is dumb and unavailable, and ask them again to please come take away or at least shut up that scooter.
No can't do.
Uhhmm.. Ok I say. I guess then that you don't mind if I grab a hammer and trash the alarm system of that scooter, so that I and my 20 neighbors can sleep?
No they say, then you are committing a crime.
I told them to have a nice evening, grabbed a hammer, it took 10 min of searching but I managed to find and destroy the alarm system. Me and my neighbors can sleep now.

I've always heard that the reaction to a sharing scooter being annoying is to throw it into a canal, cops can't say you broke it if they don't see you throw it in.

Damn, Putin could have easily had an assassin jab him with something, then. Lucky he was just stoned.

That's some truly awful security, tbh

Reasonably sure the German Chancellor isn't Putin...

He was saying that Putin could have sent an assassin to kill the German chancellor, and probably would have succeeded.

Better to be hugged by a stoner than stabbed by an assassin.

[jipehog]

Japanese humor

[King Zultan]

You're just now getting a WTF from something Japan did, have you never looked at anything Japan has done before?

[Rolan7]

You did praxis o7
(salute)

[jipehog]

You're just now getting a WTF from something Japan did, have you never looked at anything Japan has done before?

it just gets you every time

[Akura]

Have you considered Japanese candy?

[Ziusudra]

There is WTF every where, we only see cherry picked stuff out of tons of normal from other countries. For every WTF thing from another country you can find just as weird stuff from your own. Like this and this from the USA.