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Author Topic: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE  (Read 67935 times)

BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #495 on: August 20, 2015, 04:06:05 am »

Suddenly appear somewhere.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #496 on: August 20, 2015, 04:08:32 am »

ThIs TiMe, CrUsH SaberToothTiger WiTh TrEeS.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #497 on: August 20, 2015, 10:33:09 am »

Use the surroundings to build something to get me out of here!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #498 on: August 20, 2015, 02:24:51 pm »

DEVELOP PSYCHIC POWERS ALLOWING ME TO "MIND CRUSH" PEOPLE!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #499 on: August 20, 2015, 06:06:09 pm »

Beat up some NPC.

In an interrogation to learn the secrets to relatively safe interstellar travel.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #500 on: August 20, 2015, 08:22:36 pm »

Try and re-rail the game to its name sake SPACE PIRATES by having the GM use the golden rule "What the GM says is law!" Lets re-rail this baby! NEW GAME! REBOOT! RESTART!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #501 on: August 21, 2015, 10:03:15 am »

Start a flashmob.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #502 on: August 21, 2015, 05:00:32 pm »

Beat up some NPC.
[8] You beat the snot out of some NPCs.

I AM THE MOST DANGEROUS MOTHERFUCKER AROUND. MURDER EVERYONE WITH THE JOHN MUSIC.
[3] Your eardrums burst.

Suddenly appear somewhere.
[2] You vanish from existence. Respawn?

ThIs TiMe, CrUsH Hiddenleafguy WiTh TrEeS.
[12 v 7] You crush Hiddenleafguy with trees and unnecessary capitalisation.

Use the surroundings to build something to get me out of here!
[7 v 12] You try to build something but get crushed by H4zardZ1's trees. Respawn?

DEVELOP PSYCHIC POWERS ALLOWING ME TO "MIND CRUSH" PEOPLE!
[2] You develop psychosis.

Beat up some NPC.
In an interrogation to learn the secrets to relatively safe interstellar travel.
[0] You get the snot beaten out of you.

Try and re-rail the game to its name sake SPACE PIRATES by having the GM use the golden rule "What the GM says is law!" Lets re-rail this baby! NEW GAME! REBOOT! RESTART!
[0] This bloody thing outlived its own sequel, it's not going to die that easily.

Start a flashmob.
[1] You stand up and sing the Hallelujah Chorus. Nobody joins in.
« Last Edit: August 21, 2015, 09:11:56 pm by Orange Wizard »
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #503 on: August 21, 2015, 05:37:12 pm »

Kill that annoying guy with the tree fetish and eccentric capitalisation.
Preferably by strangling him. Or beating him with my bible, I guess.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #504 on: August 21, 2015, 05:40:05 pm »

Respawn.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #505 on: August 21, 2015, 07:03:44 pm »

Respawn as a DB! (Dimensional being, it can be anything but human, really.)
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #506 on: August 21, 2015, 07:11:02 pm »

Consume those NPCs for their power.

Also figure out what ThE PoWeR Of ThE KuDzU does.
« Last Edit: August 22, 2015, 07:24:58 am by blazing glory »
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #507 on: August 21, 2015, 08:01:01 pm »

I hit the wrong guy.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #508 on: August 21, 2015, 09:11:25 pm »

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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #509 on: August 22, 2015, 06:31:14 am »

Since this is a minimalist game through, i accept that 'godmod'.
GiVe blazing glory ThE PoWeR Of ThE KuDzU.
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