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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #106365 on: August 04, 2016, 03:33:27 pm »

The guy two doors down from me got passed over for a promotion at work he was pushing for in favor of a (black) external hire, so I was treated today to a 15 minute long rant about how the government is putting "s**cs and j******s" into positions of power by affirmative action to replace white people because "they or someone in their family is dependent on welfare and they're less likely to cause trouble for the government." The idea itself'd be crazy enough to post here on it's own, but it's doubly WTF because this definitely isn't the kind of thing I expected out of this guy.

Then I'm probably fucking the androgygny thing up.
No, I really don't think so.

This is probably gonna sound weird but how the fuck does everyone know what Cinder looks like?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #106366 on: August 04, 2016, 03:35:06 pm »

Bay12 photo thread.  I'm there too, I look just like my old long-hair avatar but with more damned chin bristle.  I hate that specific part of being XY.

Androgeny is sexy.
I knooooow!

But...
Then I'm probably fucking the androgygny thing up.
Cinder you're a cute kid.  But go home, girl, go home.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #106367 on: August 04, 2016, 04:15:01 pm »

An average student with internet access shouldn't lack for salt.
I gotta say, this honesstly made me LOL. :))
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #106368 on: August 04, 2016, 04:34:27 pm »

The guy two doors down from me got passed over for a promotion at work he was pushing for in favor of a (black) external hire, so I was treated today to a 15 minute long rant about how the government is putting "s**cs and j******s" into positions of power by affirmative action to replace white people because "they or someone in their family is dependent on welfare and they're less likely to cause trouble for the government." The idea itself'd be crazy enough to post here on it's own, but it's doubly WTF because this definitely isn't the kind of thing I expected out of this guy.
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« Reply #106369 on: August 04, 2016, 04:46:18 pm »

During our normal morning maintenance routine, I noticed that particular asshole coworker I've been trying to get fired for months take some stuff from his section of the store and dump it in mine(about halfway across the store). Naturally, the supervisor did nothing about it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #106370 on: August 04, 2016, 05:10:46 pm »

Ye, I think the only reason anyone here knows how anyone else looks is the photo thread. Even I am there in muh glorious cthulhu self.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #106371 on: August 04, 2016, 06:06:40 pm »

Any theory that blames natural compounds such as phytoestrogens for male infertility etc. etc. is absolute bunk, imo.
There probably ARE natural compounds that cause infertility. They'd just come from something rarely eaten/never eaten.
I mean, nightshade [sans tomato] is directly poisonous, determining toxicity (much less specific long-term side effects, which takes a [365]magnitude longer) is tough.
But tomatoes, in most senses a nightshade variant, are [mostly, possibly depression-inducing] fine.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #106372 on: August 04, 2016, 06:22:27 pm »

Tomatoes and nightshade belong to the same family. Tomatoes aren't a subspecies of nightshade or vice-versa.

I mean, we belong to the same family as gorillas. We aren't 300lb masses of muscle that tear down trees to assert dominance. We're 300lb masses of flab that tear down trees to assert that we want more furniture.
(they're related)

And WE're related [gorillas and humans].  We don't have the 300lb, but we sure do accomplish more with less.  It's not even brain size, it's brain dedication to a meta-ness.

Are we...
One level of singularity?

...
I do want to believe we're the progenitors for a future race.  We're like the apes for a new creation that will outstrip us.  Probably without malice, because malice is irrational.

Maybe I'm imagining too far.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #106373 on: August 04, 2016, 06:36:29 pm »

This is probably gonna sound weird but how the fuck does everyone know what Cinder looks like?
Photo share thread
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #106374 on: August 04, 2016, 06:44:21 pm »

Yeurp.
We're 300lb masses of flab that tear down trees to assert that we want more furniture.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #106375 on: August 04, 2016, 06:49:15 pm »

This gnat keeps flying around my head and occasionally landing on my face and trying to crawl into my nose.

I swear to God gnat, if you do this any more I will find and destroy you.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #106376 on: August 04, 2016, 06:49:51 pm »

Making it go up your nose will destroy it.

It will be stupendously uncomfortable though.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #106377 on: August 04, 2016, 06:50:19 pm »

No, you must consume.  It will not be so bad after it gets lodged up there.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #106378 on: August 04, 2016, 06:52:32 pm »

Pff, I just watched the Amazing Atheist [mixed feelings] inhale something through his nose.  Was probably as good or slightly better.

We're 300lb masses of flab that tear down trees to assert that we want more furniture.
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« Reply #106379 on: August 04, 2016, 07:10:29 pm »

This is probably gonna sound weird but how the fuck does everyone know what Cinder looks like?
Photo share thread

...I had to go search that to confirm if Cinder was indeed actually cute instead of people just saying it.
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