Just wanna roll for what he does with his rule?
Me: Attempt to become Koshu's spirit animal.
Rest: attempt to blow death up with nukes.
My horror:
Name: An Ideal Meme, AIM, Fred
Abilities:
-Memetic spread: Anybody who (listens to/reads/sees/feels out in braille/etc.) a certain series of concepts will become infected by the Meme
Appearance: Has no physical form.
Homeworld: Earth
Dunno how to assign my points, for example would unwilling mental takeover count as Appeal, Power or Presence?
-Presence:
-Mindlock:
-Power:
-Physique:
-Appeal:
Dank memes need stats badly
It depends on whether it's a passive thing (presence) or an active move you make (power), and appeal is just for PR and recruiting... In this case, presence seems like the most likely thing, but it's up to you...
With no physical form you'll be forced to inhabit computers or something and will have to be fought via hackers and antivirus software
Spirit animal: [5] Despite being a floating rock with no need for a spirit animal, Koshu accepts your offer. You can now give advice directly without a roll to decide whether it listens or not. (Social link: GO!)
NUKES: [2] They've watched Doctor Strangelove enough to know that when it comes to nukes, the only winning move is not to play.
Koshu: Claim the astronauts as your new cult, let's get this space race moving again!
[6] He successfully claims them, but accidentally offends the local moon monsters. Their somewhat cheese-like wrath knows no end! (Stole 15 astronaut cultists from Rabe, +10 moon monster inquisitors)
Appearance: A ugly Caucasian man with overgrown body hair in a black speedo.
Abilities:
-Creepy teleportation: when summoned, he can and will teleport into situations that would be considered private or otherwise unfitting for a man in a speedo. he prefers to teleport onto beds as a rule, but generally can do so regardless if the event is awkward enough.
-Oblivious: Ignores most threats as if they did not exist, instead preferring to focus on getting anything he is eating out of his body hair or some other mildly repulsive location. he does this passively when attacked, and can stop the attack with it. far more effective up close.
-Absurdity: His presence and actions are often off-putting, but mildly hilarious to outside viewers, and can even assist in influencing other people.
-Physically unfit: Far weaker than normal and not at all capable of standing up to physical assault, he is far more fragile than normal.
Homeworld: Alternate dimension similar to earth, but otherwise abandoned due to it's effects.
-Presence:3
-Mindlock:1
-Power:1
-Physique:-1
-Appeal:1
I normally wouldn't recommend a -1 physique, but given the fact that this guy seems hilarious and not particularly overpowered with the extra point, I'll let it slide... Just be aware that you'll probably get one-shot by literally everything in existence...