"Could trade you food, water, alcohol, or weapons. We also have a few explosive rocks from a hell to the north of here, I believe.
As for what we're looking for, we could use some supplies to repair the platforms on our warbeast, maybe some mechanical parts to maintain our other vehicle, and I in particular am looking for a tape recorder of some sort."
Converse. Afterwards, politely excuse myself and return to the warbeast. Invite the man to come along, if he likes.
"Food and water are always needed but we of scarred beauty ask for metal rods. Small. For our skin. We may give many things, or we may use the voice of the people, if your trade is great."
You nod slowly, an odd thing for a giant sphere to do, and then fly off back to the Beast.
"Hrm. Xan, please navigate us toward the closest settlement. Or the one our glass orb is talking at."
Have the warbeast move over to ... from what I understand, the villages are at the top of these mesas and the warbeast is at the bottom? Could we have the warbeast lift us up like with the Most High thing?
You have the warbeast walk over to the mesa. The mesa's top is just above the head of the beast, so it can lift you up one handful of idiots at a time if you so wish.
Grab the axe, and head over to wherever it was that Dave was harassing trees. Begin hewing the downed trunks into usable pieces for repairing the warbeast.
You head over to where dave is drunkenly body slamming foliage and begin chopping the wood into usable pieces.
[6]
You get about a half dozen planks hewn out of the trees, but there's a lot of waste. Turns out that the trees aren't quite the type for nice straight wooden planks.
"Come, my Very Large Companion! We must show off your newfound might to others who will be sure to be impressed!"
Sebastian Encourages Dave to go find some natives to impress with his size and might. Sebastian looks about for locals (I am not sure if we on the warbeast are aware of the conversation going on on the mesa, or if we could get there from here). Upon locating some, He directs Dave, and the warbeast, that direction. More attention to Dave and myself. More!
"Come, my Very Large Companion! We must show off your newfound might to others who will be sure to be impressed!"
Sebastian Encourages Dave to go find some natives to impress with his size and might. Sebastian looks about for locals (I am not sure if we on the warbeast are aware of the conversation going on on the mesa, or if we could get there from here). Upon locating some, He directs Dave, and the warbeast, that direction. More attention to Dave and myself. More!
"Awwww yeaaaah!"
Go find some locals to smash trees near. If there aren't any locals, smash trees anyway and generally swagger. Maybe actually help with the repairs if there is no other choice.
You both wander over to the bottom of the mesa where the war beast is standing and begin menacing trees, shrubs and small boulders as best you can.
[6]
You manage to headbutt a large rock so hard it falls over, much to the mild amusement of anyone watching. However, you manage to snap one of your horns off in the process and SWEET JESUS DOES IT HURT
Grab the axe, and head over to wherever it was that Dave was harassing trees. Begin hewing the downed trunks into usable pieces for repairing the warbeast.
"I help! I help!"
Follow the weird dog-man (mainly to put some distance between myself and those other psychos) and help out with gathering wood!
Seeing as there is only one ax, you help by carrying the wood back to the warbeast once it has been cut.
Climbing? Uhh, my one weakness. Or not.
If warbeast is still close by, ask it to lift me up so I can stare and point things with my sharp stubby claws.
If it is not... Climb up. Then stare things eyes wide. Like totally obliviously rude little kid.
The War beast lifts you up to the mesa top where you just sit around and stare at the guy without saying anything. He says nothing back.
"Pleasing in a good way, I should hope?" Mr. Bird asks.
Inquire.
And if this fellow doesn't mind coming to the warbeast, assist him with getting there with handy navigation advice and maybe a bit of a lift if he needs to climb up.
"Indeed. Featherless and wrinkled birds are most grotesque. It is something the birds here would do well to adopt." He nods his head before searching the sky, almost as though he were looking for a bird to admonish.
Pick up the hammer and nails, and head over to Dave.
You get to dave just in time to see him knock over a rock and then start screaming. Dinosaur screams are very odd.
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