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[Egan_BW]

"Hyena man knocked you the fuck out. It was pretty anticlimactic, to be quite honest."

[Xantalos]

"Hyenakles? Well, that's a problem for later. Right now, that damn cat still hasn't answered my questions."

Sebastian doesn't need unbroken legs, does he? Let's fix that.

[Harry Baldman]

Land near Ryan.

"I say, old chap. You seem to have a bit of trouble moving about," he observes in the cheery way you'd certainly expect of a vulture. "I'd say Mother Nature has big plans for you!"

Keep him company comfortably out of claw's reach, just in case. Nothing more comically harmless than a deathclaw with a broken leg.

[Toaster]

"Yes, very good, let's move on.  Away from the sea monster, please.

[DoctorMcTaalik]

"I just saved your life, pal. Maybe show some appreciation."

Watch Xan like a hawk. Won't have no fires on this hyena's watch.

[Ozarck]

Pushing Sebastian into a corner, eh? Summon - in order - a very large crocodile, a flying unicorn, and whatever comes out of two sand grain sized idols. Let all of them be distractions Aim the crocodile and the others at Xan while I ride away on the unicorn.

Perhaps you are asking the wrong questions!

Boy, a little competition for power and suddenly Xan is a spoiled little child throwing a tantrum.

[Xantalos]

Boy, a little competition for power and suddenly Xan is a spoiled little child throwing a tantrum.

A wizard never tolerates competition! Though honestly if this had come about in a more non-collateral damage-inclined manner he wouldn't be so insistent on it - now he's focused on the possibility of using the idols as god grenades and doesn't care too much about what state Sebastian ends up in so long as he gives him the information.

"I just saved your life, pal. Maybe show some appreciation."

"I rather question what you intended to save me from by bashing me in the skull, but I'll note that you had benevolent intentions in your actions. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go beat some information out of that overblown narcissist of a cat."

[Ozarck]

There was literally no collateral damage from that first summon. All harm was essentiallyt self inflicted. Same with the water demon.

And frankly, you've been beat on by pretty much everyone on the warbeast so far.

[Xantalos]

True, this is in large part because Xan's tired of Sebastian boasting about himself all the time, especially knowing what he knows and seeing him start to achieve actual results. Apologies for the drama, I'm trying to find IC justifications not to step outright to murder if I can help it.

[Ozarck]

I guess I just forgot that you almost exclusively play sociopaths.

[DoctorMcTaalik]

"What, do you really think those wounds just closed up on their own?"

[piecewise]

"Hyenakles? Well, that's a problem for later. Right now, that damn cat still hasn't answered my questions."

Sebastian doesn't need unbroken legs, does he? Let's fix that.

Pushing Sebastian into a corner, eh? Summon - in order - a very large crocodile, a flying unicorn, and whatever comes out of two sand grain sized idols. Let all of them be distractions Aim the crocodile and the others at Xan while I ride away on the unicorn.

Perhaps you are asking the wrong questions!

Boy, a little competition for power and suddenly Xan is a spoiled little child throwing a tantrum.

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Xan grabs Sebastian and puts him in a leg lock. Sebastian flails about and manages to get hold of one of the grain sized idols.

Land near Ryan.

"I say, old chap. You seem to have a bit of trouble moving about," he observes in the cheery way you'd certainly expect of a vulture. "I'd say Mother Nature has big plans for you!"

Keep him company comfortably out of claw's reach, just in case. Nothing more comically harmless than a deathclaw with a broken leg.

You land next to the deathclaw and watch his actions. You wonder, vaguely, what his marrow tastes like. Seeing crawling injured animals always does that to you.

"I just saved your life, pal. Maybe show some appreciation."

Watch Xan like a hawk. Won't have no fires on this hyena's watch.

No fires so far, just wrestling moves.

"GIVE HIM THE CHAIR!"

[Harry Baldman]

Trick question, Mr. Bird thought. Marrow only comes in one flavor: heaven.

Watch Ryan unblinkingly. Ponder the logistics of dropping his bones onto a stone from a great height.

[AoshimaMichio]

"Help me eat him, bird."

Crawl forward, yell to my lunch again.

[Harry Baldman]

"I could deliver you to him, I suspect, but the only thing you'll be eating in that case is two tons of shit, old chap. I could try and taxi you back to the warbeast instead, perhaps you can eat what remains of our fellows as a consolation prize. After all, the silly cat fellow is probably being murdered as we speak and he could summon one of those. Perhaps you can eat his heart and gain similar powers? Imagine that! Like room service, but it follows you everywhere. Novel!"