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[Ozarck]

Now, at last, we have an audience. You, Fire guy! Make with the flames and put on a show, will ya? These people look starved for entertainment. let's impress 'em. Someone put on some music! Something with a beat! Ryan! Dave! You two are the biggest ones here. Come up and wave for the nice people. That'll impress them for sure!

Sebastian encourages the crew to put on a performance for the people, hyping their various stats - especiallly Dave and Ryan's size, what's 'er name's musical talent, Xan's flashiness, and the Bird and Orb's aerial acrobatics. Meanwhile, he continues his schtick for the audience, telling the Tale of the Evil Forest, the Epic duel of the Angry Fire Wizard and the Summoner of Calming Waters (at which point he preens a bit), and the many mighty beings he has brought forth to enrich the world with their unique talents and passions.

Fake Edit: You know, the usual bullshit.

"Seventy Five golden camels! Fabulous, Joan! Love the Camels!"

[Xantalos]

"No."

Head down from the warbeast and approach the people. Ask if they have a leader of any kind, and if they do I'd like to speak to them.

Spoiler: Xankarvo (click to show/hide)

Name: Xankarvo
Needs: Regular (food, water)
Appearance: Generic Xan template (tall, bald, intense stare, slender)
Good At: Fire
Bad At: Not Being A Dick
Greatest Hope: Omnipotence
Greatest Fear: Irrelevance
Known Alterations: Flint and Steel Teeth, Crab-like Left Arm, Asbestos Hands, Fire Cape (possibly item?)
Known Powers/Abilities: Fire powers - varies depending on rolls/situation, but some common variants:
- Pseudo-fire breath (alcohol ignited via sparks from teeth)
- General fire manipulation (can make existent fire do various things - got fire cape from this
- Sacrificial Healing (can close wounds, reattach limbs, perform major healing, potentially bring back the dead (not tested) with the burning of a proportional amount of flesh, whether self or others)
- Sacrificial Flame Generation (correct me if I'm wrong, piecewise, but I think at one point I burned my fingers off to generate a blast of fire? I think I can probably do something like that.)

Inventory:
- 1 Olive
- 1 Toothpick
- Fancy Pen
- Wizard Robe (black, purple highlights)
- Wizard Tracksuit (same as above)
- Wizard Hat (grey, pointy, wide brim)
- Book about Faith, Godhood, etc
- Lamellar Chestplate
- Notebook
- Voice of the People (fist-sized seashell. Put note in, crush note to have effect written on note)
- Bag of Explosive Crystals - they appear to absorb energy proportional to their size before exploding, probably give sign when they're about to explode

[Ozarck]

aaaaaand another game where one person's will attempts to dictate the course of the game for all other players unilaterally.

[Egan_BW]

You talking about Xan, or yourself?

Pop my mind-bullet-pill into the mouth of my talking skull, just in case that works.
Also follow Xanny.

[Ozarck]

You talking about Xan, or yourself?

Pop my mind-bullet-pill into the mouth of my talking skull, just in case that works.

I invite other characters to participate. if none do, the foolishness that Sebastian incites affects mainly him. If, on the other hand, someone unilaterally dictates where we go, when, and how, well, that's a different thing. Sebastian has no control over anything external to himself. He is a weaker character than even your limbless orb.

[Xantalos]

((True, it's probably too controlling of an action, and I'm thinking about ways to change it while still getting the primary intent across. Xan's trying to exert his authority without having to get into a fight again (or kicking Sebastian off the warbeast since I don't want to kick him out entirely), and that was the easiest way I saw to do that when I did see the turn. There's probably ways to do that without going full dictator modo, it's just hard for me to see them.))

[Xantalos]

((There we go, a better way to spoil the fun without actually spoiling the fun!))

[Egan_BW]

And now that you've done the nice thing, time to complain about it!
"Why we stopping, Xanny? Got places to go, remember? Gotta talk to a man about a limb."

[Toaster]

Dave knew an opportunity when he saw one.

Feats of strength, go!

[Xantalos]

"One. You will never address me by that fascimile of my name again. Two. We are not staying longer than my discussion with whatever leader they have lasts, as I am not eager to delay our journey unnecessarily either. There is always opportunity."

[Ozarck]

You won't get to the center any quicker by running around like a chicken with it's head cut off. Don't you know anything about character development and story progression? Sometimes, you aren't the brightest ember in the coal pit, my friend!

[Egan_BW]

"I like my character how it is, thanks; it's the body that needs work. And we'll never advance the story with this sidequest drivel."

[Harry Baldman]

Does the skullfruit look edible and ripe? If yes, pick it with my beak and see if it's any good.

If not, climb up to a high place and survey the area for now.

[AoshimaMichio]

Upon request Ryan hobbles on visible spot on the warbeast and shouts with his adorable voice:

"Hello people! I'm hungry!"

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Ryan! Dave! You two are the biggest ones here.

Be offended. Glare at Cat. Glare at Xan. Follow Xan anyway. Try to look intimidating. Keep an eye out for things that need shooting and/or running away from.

Fakeedit: You know, the usual bullshit.