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Author Topic: The Infinite Heavens: More than one way to skin a cat.  (Read 334329 times)

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Re: The Infinite Heavens: More than one way to skin a cat.
« Reply #3345 on: March 08, 2017, 02:31:03 am »

Try to grab or jump on to Xan, as per the suggestion.
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Re: The Infinite Heavens: More than one way to skin a cat.
« Reply #3346 on: March 08, 2017, 01:10:29 pm »

Cats are notoriously good at falling and not dying. Sebastian will attempt to summon another water demon to put out the hand fire. failing that, he'll leap. He'll try to jump past the fire onto lower parts of the arm before continuing in a gentle descent, but even if he free falls, he'll simply land and scamper for safety in a bolt-hole of some kind.
[5]
Your constant jabber brings up a lot of drool. Actually, quite unreasonable amounts of it. A spraying hose worth of slobber pours from your mouth and flows around you. It forms a wiggly, gooey saliva elemental that looks a lot like a stubby limbed octopus. You are wrapped in a rather disgusting blanket of watery safety.

Dream non-drunken dino dreams.  For once.
You dream of eating a large fern.

Rather boring really.

Is there something wrong with my teeths? There must be something, otherwise I wouldn't be so ineffectual at eating things. Find closest fleshy teammate and bite them to test my theory.
You're mostly ineffectual because you're chewing on a creature with skin a foot and a half thick or more.

You hobble over and bite Xan on the ass. [3] You draw blood but don't cause any serious maiming.

"No talking? You have. Hand drill?"

Go into a window and look around the inside for a hand drill, medical syringe, or mortar and pestle.
[3] You float up and try to get through the window but the ghost person matches you, floating up and keeping their big unemotional face right in front of you.

"Welcome to the broken legs club, Mr. Xankarvo! There's a good lad!"

Harvest some of Dave's blood while he's out and use it to blood my plant some more. Use Ryan as a helpful bloodletting tool if he's not bleeding enough to take advantage of (also provide Xan with some corpus jar blood, details below).
You grab yourself more blood. Delicious delicious blood. Your first bone fruit is done!
Try to find a safe way off the Warbeast. Failing that, JUMP.
Try to grab or jump on to Xan, as per the suggestion.
[1]
You jump to grab hold of Xan as he floats off but miss.

You fall several hundred feet straight on to hard stone.

You do not survive the resulting sharp stop.

I meant this map:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You can remember that map, sure.

Use my own blood to heal me instead then
[6] FUCKING XAN DICE

You use up the blood in the jar and use it to heal your broken legs. You end  up with a third leg growing out of one of your knees. You're now a tripod, in a weird way.

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Re: The Infinite Heavens: More than one way to skin a cat.
« Reply #3347 on: March 08, 2017, 01:11:29 pm »

The Giant hand begins to retract back into the mountain at a great speed, trailing fire and smoke.

Pretty sure that Spaz is up on the waitlist
« Last Edit: March 08, 2017, 01:15:19 pm by piecewise »
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Re: The Infinite Heavens: More than one way to skin a cat.
« Reply #3348 on: March 08, 2017, 01:45:22 pm »

"I need new teeths."

"Hey you, wizard."
Ryan says while poking Xan with his sharp claws. "Make me new better and sharper teeths!"
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Re: The Infinite Heavens: More than one way to skin a cat.
« Reply #3349 on: March 08, 2017, 01:56:07 pm »

"Ah, fine then.

...Wait, they survived?"


Return to xan.

"Hey babe, you grew a third leg?"
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Re: The Infinite Heavens: More than one way to skin a cat.
« Reply #3350 on: March 08, 2017, 02:01:05 pm »

Wake up?  This dream sucks.
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Re: The Infinite Heavens: More than one way to skin a cat.
« Reply #3351 on: March 08, 2017, 02:02:23 pm »

Eat my first bone fruit! Is it as good as actual bone?
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Re: The Infinite Heavens: More than one way to skin a cat.
« Reply #3352 on: March 08, 2017, 03:08:28 pm »

Ride the water elemental to the ground. Hopefully, it spreads out a little and glides, or is able to skitter down the arm before said arm pulls us into the underworld.

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Re: The Infinite Heavens: More than one way to skin a cat.
« Reply #3353 on: March 08, 2017, 05:09:53 pm »

Xankarvo's not filled with an excess of calm right now.
"I need new teeths."

"Hey you, wizard."
Ryan says while poking Xan with his sharp claws. "Make me new better and sharper teeths!"
"You are forbidden from biting me on pain of death. I will grant you better teeth if you swear yourself wholly to me."

"Ah, fine then.

...Wait, they survived?"


Return to xan.

"Hey babe, you grew a third leg?"
"Hey babe, you grew a third leg?"
"Hey babe"
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"I CAN SEE THAT YOU'VE WHOLLY ABANDONED YOUR PLAN TO IMITATE A SILENT HAEMONCULUS YOU IRREVERENT FISHBOWL THANK YOU FOR THE AMAZING OBSERVATION THAT YES I HAVE SPROUTED A THIRD LEG."

He takes several deep breaths.

"Where are the Most-Beautiful tribesmen? If they're still alive, healing them will be easier."

Sacrifice the tripod leg I just grew (or just the foot of it perhaps, whatever I can get away with really so long as I don't burn away my actual leg) to heal Ryan's leg and make his teeth better. Also maybe carve a big X into his forehead to signify my dominance.
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Re: The Infinite Heavens: More than one way to skin a cat.
« Reply #3354 on: March 08, 2017, 05:14:15 pm »

"There was a time when I'd feel bad for triggering you like that. Guess being in hell is making me a bad person."
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Re: The Infinite Heavens: More than one way to skin a cat.
« Reply #3355 on: March 08, 2017, 05:32:18 pm »

"If that is what you believe then it will be. Instead of pondering your developing morality, however, I suggest you assess the condition of the warbeast and those on it. We may not have much time before another threat emerges."
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Re: The Infinite Heavens: More than one way to skin a cat.
« Reply #3356 on: March 08, 2017, 06:53:39 pm »

Welp, I'm dead. Thanks for allowing me to take part in this game.
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Re: The Infinite Heavens: More than one way to skin a cat.
« Reply #3357 on: March 08, 2017, 07:16:57 pm »

Shame really, you were fun to bounce off of, being the one actually sane person in our group.
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Re: The Infinite Heavens: More than one way to skin a cat.
« Reply #3358 on: March 08, 2017, 09:20:20 pm »

((RIP Deer Shank gen II. I'll add her to the dead list on the wiki, unless you want to, wipeout.))

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PW, I think you have the waitlist reversed. Heydude66 should be up next.
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Re: The Infinite Heavens: More than one way to skin a cat.
« Reply #3359 on: March 08, 2017, 09:38:05 pm »

((You can do so.))
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