"Well, I can ride on anything! Let's go!"
Cling on to the back with the previously useless skill that Dave picked in character creation
You climb up on the war beast and prepare to leave.
For some reason I can not stop imagining you as a freaking stegosaurus
Dodge punches, laugh and say:
Hahahahaha. I like you. I wish my friends could see you!
"THEY ALREADY CAN!"
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He punches you squarely in the gut. Ow.
Go poke those face maggots and pop them like zits.
You jab the things under the war beast's skin and find that they are actually much harder then they look; they flow like flesh and water but are hard as stone. Neat.
"You know, I don't trust that mine."
Avert my eyes from the sky. After double checking that it is not in fact part of me, peel away the carrion and drop it on the ground. Try to guess what kind of animal it could have been.
You look away from the burning black sun. This stops it from hurting your eyes. but your skin is still burning. Starting to get red too, actually.
The carrion looks like it it was from a person, though there are only fractional parts of it, so its kind of hard to tell.
"Really? I find the mine quite refreshingly upfront in its ominous nature. I mean, you would have thought the Scarred Tribes would be some nasty buggers, but they turned out to be all right."
"An addendum to that, of course, is that this seems like fairly lethal stuff, given time and exposure. The mine may look quite dangerous, but at least it is a form of shelter, I would assume, potential C.H.U.D.s notwithstanding."
Is the old mine entrance enough to provide shelter from the terrible rays of this weird eclipse?
Well, you would assume that being underground would at least provide SOME protection against the sun. I mean, get out of the sun and the sun stops hurting you. Fairly simple logical inference.
"And so the lesser gods of this realm are trapped within your flesh. In time, they will learn to submit."
Get on the back of the warbeast after some pontificating (with my followers) and then we head for the ... have we been to the Deep Woods yet? I don't think so. We should nip over to the edge of it so we can take a few trees to rebuild the structures on the warbeast.
Any particular path you want to use to get there?
Looking for people, though not trying to attract attention. I'm not expecting too much trouble from this hell, but it is still unexplored territory.
Ok.Hmm...did we ever determine a range for that sonar of yours? I wanna know who would see who first.