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Derp!

[TheBiggerFish]

dude
if your character's familiar with DF
then that means it, and consequently B12, exist
which, through totally-and-completely-irrefutable logic proves this rp does as well
yes
flawless logicking there, me

... Yes, but Alt!B12 lacking metaness.

[kj1225]

Is no one going to talk about Samus fighting a monster in a forest on the same planet as us? Because things typically end poorly for the planet she's on.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

how can you be sure this is a planet, tho?
this may just be some weird plane that stretches on forever or something

[TheBiggerFish]

Waitwaitwait.
Can I see this on the drone screen?

[Sanure]

Not yet. Drone is not there yet.

@KJ KEKEKEKEKEKE, It's planet Zebes, It does not end well ever.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

waitwhat
why are we on some random planet that has a history of exploding or whatever
who thought this was a good idea

[Sanure]

keke

[BlitzDungeoneer]

so crazyabe
explain to me how bisnif uses his fireball to cook his dinner most of the time
if usually it blows up or becomes a cube of ice

[crazyabe]

Its quite simple, If it makes a cube of ice, he casts it again.
If it explodes, He comes back shortly after to pickup his now fried dinner.

[Sanure]

Keke,, explody dinner

[PrivateNomad]

Spoiler: jeff (click to show/hide)

MLG theme!!11!!

Name: Jeff
Age: 89
Gender: Male
Race: Gnome



Personality: Like a CoD player.

Level: 1
EXP: 0

HP: 33 [Each level adds CON+Level HP]
Init: 5+1d20 at the start of each combat.

Stats:              (18, 5)
Constitution: 2
Dexterity- 5
Intelligence- 3
Luck- 5 (20% Crit)
Resistance- 0
Strength- 0
Synergy- 3

Perks:
     Slayer - +5 ranged damage.
     only skill - Doubles crit chance.
     MLG - Jeff has an MLG meter which fills as he uses his abilities. When it is full, he can use it to gain guaranteed hits and crits for 3 turns. MLG meter maxes at 6.

Equipment:
     Name of Weapon: AWP
          Type: Ranged Sniper Rifle
          Effects: Very high damage, but 20% to miss at close range.
          Base Damage: 1d10, 1d16 at close range
          Description: A large sniper rifle that deals fucktons of damage. Quite MLG.


Actions:
Basic Attack - shoot
Basic Defense - dolphin dive, prone, top jukes

Quickscope - true skill. +10% to miss, +1 damage. +1 MLG if it hits.
360 Quickscope - much skill, no luck at all. +20% to miss, +3 damage. +1 MLG if it hits.
Noscope - wow holy shit a noscope!!1!!! +50% to miss, +10 damage. +2 MLG if it hits.
Dank Memes - summons a lvl 1. meme
Dank Memes Can't Melt Steel Beams, but They Can Melt Enemies - Jeff destroys his dank memes, dealing damage to all enemies equal to their total level*3. Gains +1 MLG for each meme lost this way.

Inventory:

Summons: Still statting

Spoiler: Pepe (click to show/hide)

Lvl 1. Rare Pepe


HP: 36
Init: 1+1d20

Stats:
Constitution: 5
Dexterity- 1
Luck-1
Resistance- 5
Strength- 5
Synergy- 1

Actions:
Passive: All other memes have +2 Damage.

Spoiler: Mr. Skeltal (click to show/hide)

Lvl 1. sp00ky Skeleton


HP: 32
Init: 5+1d20 at the start of each combat.

Stats: 18/18 points to spend (Stat cap of 4+Level. +4 Points every level.)
Constitution: 1
Dexterity- 5
Luck-1
Resistance- 3
Strength- 3
Synergy- 5

Actions:
doot doot - Grant all allies +1 damage for 3 turns.
good calcium - Grant all allies +1 resistance for 3 turns.

Spoiler: Jims Rena (click to show/hide)

Lvl 1. Wrestler


HP: 36
Init: 5+1d20 at the start of each combat.

Stats: 18/18 points to spend (Stat cap of 4+Level. +4 Points every level.)
Constitution: 5
Dexterity- 5
Luck-0
Resistance- 3
Strength- 5
Synergy- 0

Actions:
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA - When Jims Rena enters the ring, deal 6 damage to all enemies.
U can't C me - Enemies have a 25% miss chance when attacking the Champ.

Spoiler: The Glorious Murder Cube (click to show/hide)

Lvl 1. Cube


HP: 35
Init: 0+1d20 at the start of each combat.

Stats: 18/18 points to spend (Stat cap of 4+Level. +4 Points every level.)
Constitution: 5
Dexterity- 0
Luck- 3
Resistance- 5
Strength- 0
Synergy- 5

Actions:
The Murder Cube cannot move or attack. Can only attack if it gains attack.
Saluto Nex Alea - At the start of each turn, give all allies +1 Damage.

Spoiler: Steel Beam (click to show/hide)

Lvl 1. Steel Beam


HP: 36
Init: 0+1d20 at the start of each combat.

Stats: 18/18 points to spend (Stat cap of 4+Level. +4 Points every level.)
Constitution: 5
Dexterity- 0
Luck-3
Resistance- 5
Strength- 0
Synergy- 5

Actions:
Steel Beams cannot move or attack.
Can't Melt: Steel Beams take no fire damage. When a Steel Beam takes damage, summon another Steel Beam.

[SOLDIER First]

or maybe you could submit a serious sheet for once, just to change things up

[BlitzDungeoneer]

or maybe you could submit a serious sheet for once, just to change things up

yes
sounds great

[PrivateNomad]

or maybe you could submit a serious sheet for once, just to change things up

this is pretty much E:G v3
"serious" is nonexistent here

[SOLDIER First]

But there's a difference between non-seriousness and stupidity.