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[BlitzDungeoneer]

Could you look at some dank memes as well?

we even have a wonderful example in this very thread

behold

Spoiler: Shrek (click to show/hide)

Name: Shrek
Age: 108
Gender: Male
Race: Ogre
Sex: Male



LEVEL 1
EXP:

HP: 36 [Each level adds CON+Level HP]
Init: DEX+1d20 at the start of each combat.

Stats: 18/18 points to spend (Stat cap of 4+Level. +4 Points every level.)
Constitution: 5
Dexterity- 0
Intelligence- 1
Luck- 2
Resistance- 4+1
Strength- 5
Synergy- 2

Perks:
     Shrekt - All nearby enemies take 5 pure damage every turn if they don't attack Shrek. Shrek cannot defend.
     Shrek is Love - For every enemy that hasn't attacked Shrek in every turn, Shrek gains +1 Health and Strength.
     Shrek is Life - Whenever Shrek takes damage, his allies heal.

Equipment:
     Ol' Tunic - +1 Resistance

Actions: (Your attacks and abilities. these can be Magical, Melee, or Ranged and use the relevant stat. (Synergy for Magic, Strength for Melee, Dexterity for Ranged).

You start with 5 Main Actions, 1 Basic Attack Action, and 1 Basic Defend Action.. GM will approve or DENY these. They all start at level 1.)
Basic Attack: Smash

THIS IS MY SWAMP: Shrek marks a territory; all enemies within it take 1d6 pure damage a turn.
WHAATT ARE YOU DOING IN MYY SWAAAMP: Shrek roars, making enemies flee.
FAIRYTALE CREATURES: Shrek summons a fairytail creature.
ITS ALL OGRE NOW: Shrek inflicts a nightmare upon his target, giving them -2 Resistance as they see horrifying images of Shrek.
200% MAD: Shrek deals 2d6 damage to himself and gets an extra attack.

INVENTORY
Bag of onions

Fairytale Creatures:

Spoiler: Donkey (click to show/hide)

Type: Animal


HP: 31
Init: DEX+1d20 at the start of each combat.

Stats: 18/18 points to spend (Stat cap of 4+Level. +4 Points every level.)
Constitution: 0
Dexterity- 5
Luck- 5
Resistance- 2
Strength- 3
Synergy- 3

Actions:
Ass: Donkey taunts an enemy to make them feel bad, giving them -2 Resistance.

Spoiler: Gingerbread Man (click to show/hide)

Type: Cookie


HP: 31
Init: DEX+1d20 at the start of each combat.

Stats: 18/18 points to spend (Stat cap of 4+Level. +4 Points every level.)
Constitution: 0
Dexterity- 5
Luck- 5
Resistance- 0
Strength- 3
Synergy- 5

Actions:
Sweet Attack: Gingerbread man magicks an enemy, dealing magical damage to them from a distance.
You Monster: Whoever kills the Gingerbread Man takes damage.

Spoiler: Wolf (click to show/hide)

Type: Animal
A wolf with some bad breath.

HP: 31
Init: DEX+1d20 at the start of each combat.

Stats: 18/18 points to spend (Stat cap of 4+Level. +4 Points every level.)
Constitution: 0
Dexterity- 5
Luck- 5
Resistance- 0
Strength- 3
Synergy- 5

Actions:
A huff and a Puff: The wolf smokes some dank pot, gaining +2 Synergy.
Blow your shit down: The wolf blows dank smoke in a direction, giving allies +1 Synergy and giving enemies -1 Synergy. Can only be done after he Huffs and Puffs.

[Sl4cker]

was that post made when that joke was funny? i can't remember

[USEC_OFFICER]

No. It never was funny.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

was that post made when that joke was funny? i can't remember

considering the posts that follow it, i'd assume so

No. It never was funny.

but

dank maymays ;-;

[SOLDIER First]

no

[IamanElfCollaborator]

yes

[SOLDIER First]

..fine
also [gently rings bell] where is twi-san

[Twi]

hi yes

[SOLDIER First]

[hugs] twi-San :3c

[Sl4cker]

inb4 sanure appears and quotes twi

[Powder Miner]

reading through, Idou was absolutely adorable

[Sl4cker]

and he was shitty at combat too
does that make him double adorable

[SOLDIER First]

not as adorable as yamal

[Twi]

nah, I'm 90% sure idou >yamal on the adorable scale, even if yamal is hot

[SOLDIER First]

...I concede you are correct

I also concede the thread is distinctly lacking shipgirl activity