MORE FIREBALLS
Megggas wielded, not used due to the Iron Slime being part of the Ablative Invinciblity Aegis. [3] You heat the Iron Slime some more.
train my cult in the art of shadow dancing, a type of swordsman ship involving stealth and hiding in one shadow only to appear in the other.
[4] You train your cult.
SET_REPAWN_POINT:crazyabe=current_position_of:crazyabe
[4] You will now respawn somewhere on the same level when you die.
Quickly get eaten by the Iron Slime, then use my magic to detonate in another thermonuclear explosion from within the Iron Slime.
[1] You roll towards the Iron Slime before impaling yourself on the metal in the crater. You survive.
Aim and fire again, at the same target.
Oops. I mean, try to figure out if "Immunity to metal" means immunity to bullets.
[1] The Iron Slime seems to be entirely immune to bullets.
uhhhhh..... use a sword beam.
[1] You miss and lose your balance.
[1][1][1]
this is it
if I roll one more 1, I am quitting RTD forever
the curse will have vanquished me
Respawn as a Freemime. Use Inherit Power to recover all of my previous lives' non-negative abilities and traits.
[4] You respawn as a Freemime made of nanites.
Once more, with feeling!
[5] You further wound the Iron Slime via self-sacrifice. Respawn?
.... ENGAGE LIMIT BREAK OF DEMON RAGE
Well... My character is getting quite angery
[2] You shout. Really loudly.
Factory: Create fabrication robots. You know, those low-tech fabrication drones? Great on an assembly line, but they can't make any of the really advanced stuff.
Drones: Make a cloning device.
Me: Make a space-bending device. As usual, use the anomaly container if things go wrong, and the forcefield generator if I need to defend myself.
[1] The factory is infected with a virus that blocks creating any robots that even look self-replicating.
[2] The drones have better anti-virus, but are ineffectual at making a cloning device.
[1] You make a time-bending device. It sends you "left" of the present.
Helium? Hydrogen is much easier. Spawn a lot of it. And set it on fire!
[2] You spawn some neon.
Dual cast Holy on the Warrior Avatar.
[1] Your first Holy hits you. Unfortunately, you revive immediately.
[3] Many of your tendrils are severed by the counterattack.
[1] You nearly kill yourself with your second Holy. Rest in peace.
[1
+2] Your bell is destroyed by the Warrior Avatar's second counterattack, after which you collapse entirely. You don't revive. Respawn?
Maximize my durability.
[5] You are now nearly indestructible. Anything not specifically trying to destroy you will not damage you at all.
Give my battery-souls corporeal form via the afterlife portal; sic them on the avatar.
Interrupt Paphi's action with lethal force.
[
3 vs. 4][5] Paphi is bisected before they can attack the Warrior Avatar. Respawn?
Finish off Nosaneinme.
[3] You land a grazing hit. Your poison kills them. Nosaneinme: respawn?
Send my slime minions to kill TheBiggerFish while I try to kill Elephant Parade.
[3] Your slimes dissolve one of TheBiggerFish's fingers.
[2] Elephant Parade dodges your attack.
endlessblaze's apprentice revives.
Battlefield state
A massive irradiated crater filled with shattered metal. It is covered with pollution. It has a wide portal to the afterlife in it. It is surrounded by flooded terrain.
Ablative Invinciblity Aegis layers: 4/5
Abilities
[
Unarmoured Luck]
[
Unarmoured Speed]
[
Multicast]
[
Summon Spirit]
[
Poisonous Blows]
[
Defensive Water Affinity]
[
Transmute Life to Slime]
[
Mental Durability]
State
Unharmed.
Warrior Avatar
Abilities
[
Unmatched Skill]
[
Unfailing Skill]
[
Masterful Counters]
[
Can Kill You]
[
Stay Dead Already]
State
Alive.
Iron Slime
Abilities
[
Splittable]
[
Immunity to Metal]
[
Liquefying Touch]
[
Devour Mind[
Slime Control]
State
Lost a lot of mass.
Mildly rusted.
Extremely hot.
Has a few slime minions.
Deathcount: 100
Coolrune206
Lacks limbs.
Impaled.
TheBiggerFish
Missing a finger.
Wielding Megggas.
Nidilap
Dead.
AoshimaMichio
Dead.
Paphi
Dead.
Cannot be revived except by respawning.
endlessblaze
Extremely durable.
Possessed, but possessor cannot control body.
Has apprentice who can use magic, has a pet dragon which she can fuse with to gain wings, scales, and enhanced reflexes, and can revive herself slowly.
Apprentice cannot use healing magic.
Apprentice is dead, will revive at end of turn 23.
Burned.
Has 2 autorevives.
Nunzillor
Is a very small nuke.
Has some plutonium.
Dead.
Arcvasti
Dead.
Elephant Parade
A freemime.
Made of nanobots.
Empiricist
Dead.
Megggas
Is a longsword.
Gives +1 to attacks against watery beings.
Nearly indestructible.
Cannot be damaged by anything that's not a direct attack.
Will be equipped by the next player to make an attack, unless already wielded.
Whenever wielded on the verge of death, all attacks deal major damage to everything near the target.
Upon hit, gives -1 penalty to all rolls until end of turn. This cannot cause a result below 4.
Makes wielder more vulnerable to mind control.
Breaks almost any armour he comes into contact with.
Will [REDACTED] upon contact with the Ablative Invincibility Aegis.
Immune to holy power.
Amplifies any holy power channelled through him.
Automatically hits whenever used to attack.
Mildly heals anything he hits.
Gives -1 to attacks against wielder.
Gives +1 to the wielder's summoning. This cannot cause a result above 4.
Is non-lethal.
Slightly slows anything he hits.
Prevents slimes he hits from splitting or spawning slimes until end of turn.
Has an autorevive.
Dustan Hache
Dead.
spazyak
A moon mage.
Animated shadows.
Has a +1 that cannot increase results above 4 to basic black and white magic.
Has a faraway cult.
Beirus
Dead.
Cannot be revived except by respawning.
crazyabe
Has a laser pistol.
In a small room full of gold.
Will respawn on the same level whenever he dies.
Whisperling
Has a damaged mech.
Has portable, pollution-spewing factory.
Factory cannot create self-replicating robots, with a very broad definition of self-replicating.
Has a forcefield generator that widens nearby interplanar portals when active.
Has a large pollution-based bomb.
Has a portable device for containing dimensional anomalies.
Has a few fabrication drones.
Has a small rocket.
Has an autorevive.
"Left" of the present.
Lermfish
Andres
Dead.
fillipk
Can fly.
Has weather control.
Has advanced wind control.
Can give flight to a group of people.
Can cast two spells with one action if one is much weaker than the other.
tryrar
Lacks arms.
H4zardZ1
Dead.
Cannot be revived except by respawning.
Nosaneinme
Dead.
AzyWing
Has a sniper rifle.
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