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FallacyofUrist

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Re: ASSETQUEST 2015
« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2015, 12:18:06 pm »

((... I could probably handle playing this game... I presume there's a waitlist...))

I am a Whatevermancer. I can grant myself random magical abilities. I have diplomatic immunity.
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Generic Arms Race.

Would you like to play a game of Mafia? The subforum is always open to new players.

AkumaKasai

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Re: ASSETQUEST 2015
« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2015, 12:41:53 pm »

Attempt to greet the berserker.
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: ASSETQUEST 2015
« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2015, 06:13:59 pm »

I am Richard Long-Wang. I can star in many pornographic movies. I have huge... tracts of land!

Now, clearly I am superior to the one who aren't wangs.

Also maturity is not a trait I possess.
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Elephant Parade

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Re: ASSETQUEST 2015
« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2015, 07:32:38 pm »

Yeah, so immersion, much wow!

Go speak to the bicycle guy! My native Language is roaring and punching!



[INIT: AUTO]

[9-1] With a yell, you throw a punch!



The cyclist stares death in the face—four points of it, at least.



[5] The cyclist flails around.

"Wow, attacking someone with no legs? Talk about a great hero! They really scraped the bottom of the barrel for ASSETQUEST, didn't they?"

Loot the chest.



The chest is locked!

Attempt to greet the berserker.



[2] You raise a greeting, but it dies mid-sentence after you see the bloodstains.



His eye stares into your soul.





Spoiler: Quick Status (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: November 15, 2015, 02:09:52 pm by Elephant Parade »
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TheBiggerFish

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Re: ASSETQUEST 2015
« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2015, 07:50:58 pm »

Open it anyway.
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

AkumaKasai

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Re: ASSETQUEST 2015
« Reply #20 on: November 14, 2015, 09:58:36 pm »

Tell TheBiggerFish to step aside. Stand up on my hind legs, roar at the chest, and break it open with a mighty blow
« Last Edit: November 14, 2015, 10:25:11 pm by AkumaKasai »
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TheBiggerFish

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Re: ASSETQUEST 2015
« Reply #21 on: November 14, 2015, 10:06:14 pm »

Tell TheBiggerFish to step aside. Stand up on my hind legs, roar at the chest, and break it open with a mighty blow
Ahem.  No.
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

Salsacookies

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Re: ASSETQUEST 2015
« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2015, 10:10:28 pm »

Go berserk! PUNCH ALL THE THINGS!!!
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TheBiggerFish

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Re: ASSETQUEST 2015
« Reply #23 on: November 14, 2015, 10:11:20 pm »

I would like to introduce this man to a fireball.
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: ASSETQUEST 2015
« Reply #24 on: November 14, 2015, 10:11:24 pm »

((I presume entries are closed?))
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Elephant Parade

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Re: ASSETQUEST 2015
« Reply #25 on: November 14, 2015, 10:16:29 pm »

((I presume entries are closed?))
ASSETQUEST 2015 is never closed! Well, maybe after 2015 ends.

For now, feel free to make an entry! Just be aware that, with ASSETQUEST 2015's incredible popularity, you may not be chosen.
« Last Edit: November 14, 2015, 10:19:13 pm by Elephant Parade »
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AkumaKasai

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Re: ASSETQUEST 2015
« Reply #26 on: November 14, 2015, 10:25:52 pm »

Go berserk! PUNCH ALL THE THINGS!!!
Maul Salsa.
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Re: ASSETQUEST 2015
« Reply #27 on: November 15, 2015, 04:42:26 am »

This is supposed to be a battlefield. Look for corpses to.. Borrow.
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Re: ASSETQUEST 2015
« Reply #28 on: November 15, 2015, 08:53:37 am »

I am an RtD relic, I can mow stuff, I have my DEATH MOWER 3000 from the other game.
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Elephant Parade

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Re: ASSETQUEST 2015
« Reply #29 on: November 15, 2015, 02:03:29 pm »

Open it anyway.

You keep trying to lift the lid, but nothing is happening! It's almost like some sort of strange mechanism is preventing you from doing so!

Go berserk! PUNCH ALL THE THINGS!!!
I would like to introduce this man to a fireball.
[INIT:AUTO]


[4-1+2] v. [4+2]

The berserker goes berserk and throws a punch.



It barely connects; he only lands a glancing blow. Even that packs quite a punch, though!

Still standing, the pyromaniac throws a fireball.



It roasts the berserker like chicken! The berserker is starting to look a little worse for the wear, though the pyromancer is having trouble even standing up.

Maul Salsa.
[2+3+2]



The berserker is knocked into the next screen! And killed.
For murdering a fellow player, you gain 1 AP! Try not to spend it all in one place!

This is supposed to be a battlefield. Look for corpses to.. Borrow.
[1] Somehow, there are literally no corpses on the field. Not even one. Some battlefield this is!

Though the bicycle guy might be a corpse, later, if no-one helps him up.

Oh, and the berserker looked pretty dead, too.

"Could somebody help me back to the bicycle, please?"




Spoiler: Quick Status (click to show/hide)




ASSETQUEST is very disappointed in you. We were hoping that the initial party would at least make it to the second screen.
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