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Author Topic: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread  (Read 1008738 times)

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11850 on: June 19, 2023, 10:48:10 am »

I'm just surprised to learn there's a Swedish party in Finland

It's not really a party, we're not that fun
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11851 on: June 19, 2023, 10:50:06 am »

Sounds like Finland is trying to become like the Netherlands. I suppose the neoliberal (neocon in US english, in Europe we call that neoliberal) wind was delayed 30 years before reaching Finland.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11852 on: June 19, 2023, 02:18:09 pm »

It's not really a party, we're not that fun
idk Swedish eurovision is always a blast. Where are you hiding the Finnish party bants

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11853 on: June 20, 2023, 01:49:06 pm »

Well, Finland were the ones with the balls to put a Nu Metal band into Eurovision a few years ago. So maybe less of a party and more of a mosh pit. Of course, we all know Finland's submissions peaked in 2015.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11854 on: June 21, 2023, 08:23:33 am »

Well, Finland were the ones with the balls to put a Nu Metal band into Eurovision a few years ago. So maybe less of a party and more of a mosh pit. Of course, we all know Finland's submissions peaked in 2015.
The last one feels strangely familiar... Like the most Bri ish Finns I ever seen

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11855 on: July 07, 2023, 06:51:56 pm »

The Dutch government just fell, because the main government party VVD wanted less refugees to be able to reunite with their families.
Christian Union and opposition parties then dropped the hammer. We have no more government, new elections soon.

While I will not shed a tear for getting rid of fucktard neocon Rutte, sadly, this will most likely mean that we will get a new government of 2x extreme right plus 1x rightwing farmers.
I wouldn't be surprised if the name for our next government will be FAF (Farmers against Foreigners)
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11857 on: July 08, 2023, 03:32:51 pm »

The Dutch government just fell

I'm really, really hoping that the same will happen soon in Finland.

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11858 on: August 09, 2023, 10:36:29 am »

In Norway, heave rains have caused a dam over the Glåma river to break.
The dam couldn't be controlled anymore when the control room flooded.
Police considered blowing up the dam with explosives earlier, but that was deemed too dangerous. Now Mother Nature blew it up for them.
Earlier today already, thousands of people were evacuated from the area.
It is as of yet unclear how catastrophic the consequences of the dam bursting will be.

Nextdoor, in Sweden, heavy rains are also causing trouble. Gothenburg harbor is flooded for the most part.


Dayum. Slovenia, Georgia, Austria, Norway, Sweden. Europe has seen a lot of extreme flooding the past week.
Makes you wonder what would happen if the exteme rainfall were to move to Ukraine, and all the frontline rivers were to flood as badly. there'd be no more frontline I guess, and trenches wouldn't be usable anymore for months.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11859 on: August 10, 2023, 11:05:17 pm »

We've had similar rain in parts of the US. But hey, it's the US. We're so big, if Europe complains about some climate whatamathingy, we've probably got a State suffering similar weather effects.

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11860 on: August 11, 2023, 01:09:11 am »

In Norway, heave rains have caused a dam over the Glåma river to break.
The dam couldn't be controlled anymore when the control room flooded.
Police considered blowing up the dam with explosives earlier, but that was deemed too dangerous. Now Mother Nature blew it up for them.
Earlier today already, thousands of people were evacuated from the area.
It is as of yet unclear how catastrophic the consequences of the dam bursting will be.

Nextdoor, in Sweden, heavy rains are also causing trouble. Gothenburg harbor is flooded for the most part.


Dayum. Slovenia, Georgia, Austria, Norway, Sweden. Europe has seen a lot of extreme flooding the past week.
Makes you wonder what would happen if the exteme rainfall were to move to Ukraine, and all the frontline rivers were to flood as badly. there'd be no more frontline I guess, and trenches wouldn't be usable anymore for months.
Did they not have an overflow or something?
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11861 on: August 14, 2023, 09:34:51 am »

Did they not have an overflow or something?

The power plant on the Glåma, Norway’s longest and most voluminous river, was underwater and out of operation.
Huge volumes of water were pouring over the western parts of the concrete dam, Thomson said.

For hours, the water gathered behind the dam. Then a parking lot next to the power station was flooded, and soon water started pouring through a gap in the concrete. The water ripped apart a two-lane road and fences that ran across the top of the dam.
Lol the rain was so intense the power plant and the overflow were submerged

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11862 on: August 15, 2023, 08:06:26 am »

"Overflow is cancelled, please head to the nearest river replacement service"
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11863 on: August 15, 2023, 11:40:50 am »

"Overflow is cancelled, please head to the nearest river replacement service"
SOMEBODY CALL THE FIRE BRIGADE THE ENTIRE RIVER'S UNDERWATER AGAIN

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11864 on: October 26, 2023, 08:14:54 pm »

Dutch alt right political leader Thierry Baudet got hit on the head by an umbrella in Belgium, when giving a pro-Russia conspiracy theory speech for an extreme right student organisation.

I hope the poor umbrella is allright.

Baudet is a crazy nazi psychotic. Spreading the word about the jewish pedophile reptilian elite and dragging part of the dutch population with him in his madness. He should be put down by the anti nazi resistance, in the name of our King.

EDIT: or well, at least he should be admitted to a closed ward in a straightjacket, mouth gagged, since it's not 1945-1949 anymore
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