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[S34N1C]

No, it's a prisoner.

It has more value for the intelligence people than as ammunition - and if it hasn't, we can suggest it to them in front of it, which I believe would make information retrieval so much easier...
Anyway, no.

This.

[Gwolfski]

Fire the gun at closets target

[Maegil]

Fire at the designated target. Finally.

[wer6]

Briefly maybe considering to put an alien into a rail gun

Thinking long and hard about stuffing a alien into a rail gun, you instead resolve to pull out your trustworthy welder and duct tape and weld and duct tape him to the wall, they look only slightly alarmed, but overall it is a good day. Finally, you put attention to your rail gun, load another shot into it, reset it, and then fire at the big bad alien mother ship.

This was the last shot needed to cause its reactor to blow up, and it blows up massively.. the boom is so powerful, not a couple seconds later the shockwave hits the ship, and you are launched at the bulwark of the bulkhead and knocked out.

You wake up some amount of time later, in a very different space ship. for one, although your in the same room, the rail gun was ripped completely out of its mooring and is now man-portable. Second, the alien is loose, and third, your pretty sure that where there was once a exit out of the room, is not the bulkhead and airlock of another ship.

your pretty sure you have a concussion, What do you do?

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Man portable ship-class railgun [damaged]

Toolbelt filled with all the tools.

Clothing

Various other slightly notable items and personal belongings.

[Dustan Hache]

Briefly maybe considering to put an alien into a rail gun

Thinking long and hard about stuffing a alien into a rail gun, you instead resolve to pull out your trustworthy welder and duct tape and weld and duct tape him to the wall, they look only slightly alarmed, but overall it is a good day. Finally, you put attention to your rail gun, load another shot into it, reset it, and then fire at the big bad alien mother ship.

This was the last shot needed to cause its reactor to blow up, and it blows up massively.. the boom is so powerful, not a couple seconds later the shockwave hits the ship, and you are launched at the bulwark of the bulkhead and knocked out.

You wake up some amount of time later, in a very different space ship. for one, although your in the same room, the rail gun was ripped completely out of its mooring and is now man-portable. Second, the alien is loose, and third, your pretty sure that where there was once a exit out of the room, is not the bulkhead and airlock of another ship.

your pretty sure you have a concussion, What do you do?

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Man portable ship-class railgun [damaged]

Toolbelt filled with all the tools.

Clothing

Various other slightly notable items and personal belongings.

Re-secure the alien to the wall, and then repair our railgun.

[S34N1C]

Repair railgun.

[wer6]

More accurately, the alien is missing.

[Maegil]

Duct tape time, the fixing powers of duct tape are limitless! Use it to fix the rail gun again, and then to fix the concussion. If necessary apply spit, boot and/or liberal insults to either or both.

Since we're at it check if the lemon is all right and apply some duct tape to it too, just for good measure.

Obviously the alien was rescued and is no longer a prisoner, thus eligible for rail gun ammunition.

[helmacon]

I told you guys we should have shot him from the rail gun.

Tape things, kick things, insult liberals. A general +1 to the previous.

[Gwolfski]

Duct tape time, the fixing powers of duct tape are limitless! Use it to fix the rail gun again, and then to fix the concussion. If necessary apply spit, boot and/or liberal insults to either or both.

Since we're at it check if the lemon is all right and apply some duct tape to it too, just for good measure.

Obviously the alien was rescued and is no longer a prisoner, thus eligible for rail gun ammunition.

+1

[wer6]

Applying engineering magic.

Looking at your rail gun, its quite clear it got really fucked up. You weld the coils more firmly together, take out the auto loader entirely, as its shredded to bits, and cannibalize it for whatever shiny bits you can. The lemon, however, was completely broken. you will need a lemon for it to fire at its 100% capacity, or a similar object. finally, you deem your rail gun "good 'nuff". you weld through the bulkhead, and come into a alien hallway, and to your left is a sleeping orc-like alien, standing upright was simultaneous sleeping. you note its dangerous looking and basic slug thrower. It smells like a mixture of boot camp and a hippies van left one to may days out in the sun.

Spoiler: inventory (click to show/hide)

Man portable ship-class railgun [damaged]

Toolbelt filled with all the tools.

Clothing

Shiny bits from an Autoloader.

Various other slightly notable items and personal belongings.

[Prophet]

Attempt to steal the slug thrower.

[Gwolfski]

Attempt to steal the slug thrower.

So we can use it as ammo!

[QuakeIV]

I'm just saying, but we have a man portable ship-class railgun, and when you have that every problem starts to look like an enemy warship.

Do the obvious thing, and shoot the orc with the railgun!

[Maegil]

I'm just saying, but we have a man portable ship-class railgun, and when you have that every problem starts to look like an enemy warship.

Do the obvious thing, and shoot the orc with the railgun!

+1
Let's redecorate the place, use the orc as a doorway.