Well, Whisperling attacked my ally, so he gets lasered. I'll probably think of something to test later. Only really got the one thing I want to know, really.
Laser gas bladders of that guy who just tried to kill me.
GP // MJ DN IO
YZ DN // // //
FY DN // // AO
// VL DN // PW
AG FN // // FM
AG FM // // //
AG // BF CK OU
Uses left: 10
Head: Normal bald head, bearded vertical mouth that can shoot lasers.
Neck: Human neck, with a vertical fanged mouth.
Chest: Human chest with vertical fanged mouth. Huge human ear on back, like a wing, malformed and twisted.
Abdomen: Human abdomen with a vertical fanged mouth. Huge wasp stinger from small of back, huge poison sack.
Arms: Very long and thing tendril ending in a foot long bone blade.
Arms: Left arm detached.
Legs: Long, very sharp bone blades.
Whole Body: Doubly tall, massively muscular, and covered in armadillo plates.
Stilt-sliver over to Xan and hug-poison-bite-spear him to death. Lewdly.
ZZ MJ XY // //
// YZ // II //
II // // NK LO
// VL // KL //
// HJ EC KL //
EN // TY // //
HO OH BG OJ JO
Your head is a human mouth with teeth made of hairy antlers. Your neck is a normal human neck, but with a single buffalo horn. Your chest is a buffalo horn that goes from neck to abdomen, but there is also a human chest in there. A human chest shaped like a big old dick. Congrats. You finally found it. Your abdomen is human, but with a plague gland just growing out of it. Your arms are strange things: they're full of flickering blue light and seem to flash out of existence for a tiny fraction of a second every now and again. They're shaped like human arms but aren't actually, they're just soft and unresponsive organs. They also seem to be leaking some sort of extremely pestilent substance. Your legs remain, but long bone spears sprout beside them, such that you now have to walk on their tips, like stilts. Your entire body is covered in small purple sores that leak pus, out of your back an enormous, tree-like mushroom sprouts, doubling you over with its weight, and your body becomes covered in feathers and your bones become fragile and hollow. Finally, your skin turns red-orange and your entire body begins producing an insane amount of heat. You're literally as hot as a branding iron.
Remember, only bold things in your genome that are changes as of that turn.
TR // MJ TR IO
AR AR AR // LN
SG SG SG EQ EQ
XO XO XO // AR
AB // CH CH CH
TR IO // CH HO
BF BF IO // LN
You have an elephant head, with hair that ends in tiny elephant heads that toot lasers. Albeit lasers so tiny that they're basically worthless. Your neck is a giant gas bladder with monkey tails. Your abdomen loses the horn and gains a random gas bladder. Your human arms are replaced with bone hooks, but the mantis arms remain. Your legs become whale heads that can scream lasers, they also have big pulsating infection glands. Your body is covered in fish scales, scale plates and leaks a constant haze of weak laser light.
TR TR TR TR IO
AR AR // TR IO
TR TR TR TR IO
XO XO XO // AR
TR IO // CH HO
TR IO // CH HO
// BF IO // LN
Mutate and overwhelm AO through sheer force of laser! If my gas bags get blasted, just start flying with the giant biojet on my whale body. Nothing like redundancy, mate.
Your head becomes a frankly massive elphant head with sloth claw tusks and the ability to toot a relatively weak laser. The head is so big that its extremely awkward to move. Your neck becomes a fairly large gas bladder with two monkey tails. It also has another elephant head growing out of it, which can toot lasers. Your chest is a total copy of your head, while your abdomen remains unchanged. Your arms and legs are identical elephant heads that toot lasers and have big pulsating infection glands on them. You lose your fish scales. Your heads are so fucking massive and heavy at this point that your bladders can't raise them.
Dodge! Also, mutate!
GP VN MJ PX XV
OM YZ OM EV GG
NO SO GO NK FL
XC VL LL BV GB
XA NI EC LD GD
EN WK UH TE LO
OG VQ BF RR ZN
If I happen to get any deadly abilities from this, use them to messily murder anyone trying to fuck with me.
Ah, another attempting to do science with a sandblaster. Alright, we'll make your big stupid self.
You have a human head with fish scales and blue coloration and a long sharp nose. The scales are made of hair and have a sort of black and metallic look to them, but are shaped like tiny cockroaches. Your neck is made of a strip of fur that looks like a human neck and has a small reptile fringe on it. Your head just dangles limply on the end of it. Your chest floats in mid air, disconnected from anything else but somehow still part of the whole. It is a long tail, the center of which has a human shaped armadillo shell on it and the end of which is tipped with a cat eye. Your abdomen is a crab claw, with the big part shaped like a human abdomen. Your arms are hyena limbs twisted to look like human arms, and necrotic. They end in soft, fungal bird beaks. Your legs are human legs, but they are rounded and pushing spherical in their shape, covered in green scales and pointed white teeth. A little circle of pointy bone sprouts from your knee and each spike on it looks vaguely phallic. Your body becomes covered in hair and 5 random claws about a foot long sprount out at complete random on your body. A huge beetle shell covers your shoulders and back, stretching down like a cape over the back of your legs. Everything takes on a harsh, geometric shape and you ooze ink from every remaining pore.
Sy attempts to laser Whisperling. He has excessively powerful lasers gaining him a +8 if only because he doesn't have much of a set up to aim them. Whisperling, on the other hand, is a giant mass of elephant heads that can barely move so he's not getting any bonus.
[3+8][5]
Sy deathstar's Whispering out of existance with a single giant red laser blast.
AO wants to kill his attacker, but his attacker is dead.
NJW and XAN get into a mutal fight. NJW is basically a fat, diseased tree on stilts. Worse yet he's got fragile bones. But he's also burning hot. Xan...is a big bobble headed rayman mess with no real weapons, but he does have a good shell. I'm gonna give NJW a +5 because being burning hot in a melee battle is a big advantage, and give xan a +2 to represent the shielding of his shell.
[16+5][18+2]
NJW comes over and belly flops onto xan, who immediately curls up and hides under his shell, protecting himself from the attack but ending up in a disadvantageous position. He also manages to get completely coated in pestilant pus and slime.
Whisperling is dead. Crazy abe wins his bet and also wins the next spot in the ring!
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Ocean remains completely motionless in the corner. Everyone except SY is now pressed against the outer wall of the cage by the rapid spinning.
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