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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 750225 times)

Detoxicated

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #405 on: June 01, 2017, 04:28:31 pm »
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #406 on: June 01, 2017, 04:35:06 pm »
A

Seems like a last chance to keep these guys in our pocket.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #407 on: June 01, 2017, 04:36:07 pm »
A, let's pay them to keep them interested.
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Draignean

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #408 on: June 01, 2017, 04:37:47 pm »
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I have a degree in Computer Seance, that means I'm officially qualified to tell you that the problem with your system is that it's possessed by Satan.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #409 on: June 01, 2017, 04:40:00 pm »
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VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #410 on: June 01, 2017, 04:44:41 pm »
We gotta keep remembering this every other year offer.

A

Its like permanent mercenaries!
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Playergamer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #411 on: June 01, 2017, 04:54:56 pm »
A.
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A troll, most likely...But I hate not feeding the animals. Let the games begin.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #412 on: June 01, 2017, 06:37:37 pm »
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
Quote from: omada on February 17, 2017, 05:12:40 pm
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #413 on: June 01, 2017, 07:01:10 pm »
B Were low on money.

although this text seemed a lot like a goodbye.
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He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #414 on: June 01, 2017, 07:06:37 pm »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #415 on: June 01, 2017, 07:44:09 pm »
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Tiruin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #416 on: June 01, 2017, 08:26:42 pm »
Quote from: vastaghen12 on June 01, 2017, 07:44:09 pm
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They're like mercenaries but better anyway. Until we get our army reformed, I say buy them always instead of levying our people, and save a bit of econ for them as they meet us...annually.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #417 on: June 01, 2017, 11:39:35 pm »
Quote from: Kashyyk on June 01, 2017, 04:13:58 pm
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Haspen: How much economy do we gain from tax normally per year? (Assuming we don't hike them up)

Just enough to cover your expenses ;v

If you have 8 or more Pop, you get extras.
If you have 1 Pop, you lose money from inadequate taxation.


You accept the offer of mercenary faithful. Battlebrother Angst thanks you, blesses you, and leaves.

The people in question arrive at your capital after two weeks.

1081 AD, Midsummer

A new host of Blackhearts and their operating teams arrive in Methiant! You now possess over twenty of these fearsome siege engines of flame and smoke.

1081 AD, Late Summer

"Sire, there's an envoy from Dahnia who wishes to talk with you."

"Then ask him into the audience room." The guard coughs.

"I meant, he wishes to talk with your privately."

A) "All diplomats are equal, therefore he has to ask for audience."
B) "Alright then, search him and direct him to my chambers."
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Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #418 on: June 02, 2017, 12:24:43 am »
Sending an assassin seems like something Dahnia would do, but they don't have any reason to want us dead. B
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #419 on: June 02, 2017, 12:32:47 am »
Didn't we tell them we wouldn't trade with the Blackheart people?
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