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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 745523 times)

omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #495 on: June 04, 2017, 09:15:06 pm »

Bring the victory with letters.
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Novice english wordsmith
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He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Tiruin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #496 on: June 04, 2017, 10:27:13 pm »

You decide to write a letter to commanders of the forts, asking them to surrender.

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That's some fancy writing! :3
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An agent brings you information on the city.
That's some fancy spynetwork! :3


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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #497 on: June 05, 2017, 12:42:34 pm »

You send them an offer of surrender.

Your emissary returns with the first of the trebuchet shots landing in your camp!

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Fortunately, the Cydwyl siege operators are either blind, untrained or too far to do any real damage, except of course some unfortunate men and horses crushed under the stones.

A) BLACKHEARTS AWAY!!
B) Retreat! Retreat to safer grounds!
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #498 on: June 05, 2017, 12:47:07 pm »

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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #499 on: June 05, 2017, 01:25:55 pm »

A

Do what you do best!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #500 on: June 05, 2017, 01:30:29 pm »

You send them an offer of surrender.

Your emissary returns with the first of the trebuchet shots landing in your camp!

Those bastards killed our emissary! A

Fire, brimstone, and DEATH!!!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #501 on: June 05, 2017, 01:39:55 pm »


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Fortunately, the Cydwyl siege operators are either blind, untrained or too far to do any real damage, except of course some unfortunate men and horses crushed under the stones.


We got lucky, next time it's our blackhearts.

B       if it means we're just distancing ourselves then using our blackhearts

A      if B means retreating & not using our blackhearts
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #502 on: June 05, 2017, 02:41:09 pm »

A

We will get more black-hearts in later years.

crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #503 on: June 05, 2017, 02:58:05 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #504 on: June 05, 2017, 03:11:30 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #505 on: June 05, 2017, 03:18:09 pm »

You order Blackhearts to fire upon the city!

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The assault goes poorly; the Blackhearts fire slow while the trebuchets do not. Several puffs of smoke rise from the bombarded city and those with keener eyesight report a single tower crumbling, but otherwise the walls are unbreached.

Then the worst happens; one of the Blackhearts fires up prematurely, sending fiery bits of Fireblood and hot metal shrapnel around!

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You had good luck in this bad luck; no one else but the crew of that Blackheart perished, as it was on the far flank and by distance was furthest from all others.

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Trebuchets keep launching their stones and two more Blackhearts are destroyed! Along with the precious machines of war, many operators are killed and at least fifty more of your soldiers perish as well. The city smokes a bit as well, but neither its walls or spirit seems to be broken yet.

After the third barrage, the Blackhearts require thorough cleaning, and their operators hurry with their acids and other ingredients.

A) Keep'em going, boys!
B) Okay, that's it - time to retreat.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #506 on: June 05, 2017, 03:20:07 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #507 on: June 05, 2017, 03:21:21 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #508 on: June 05, 2017, 03:28:29 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #509 on: June 05, 2017, 03:28:59 pm »

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