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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 745516 times)

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2910 on: November 13, 2017, 05:07:55 pm »

C Here's hoping that at least one of the fanciful races can live in harmony with humans without murdering each other. Because I miss having cool fanciful races being able to live under our rule alongside our human subjects. Like it was during the rule of the Houlandins.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2911 on: November 13, 2017, 05:15:14 pm »

I miss fighting the Lizardmen...Probably because we had our greatest martial King then..
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2912 on: November 13, 2017, 05:24:44 pm »

C
they don't sound malicious. Just in need.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2913 on: November 13, 2017, 05:32:20 pm »

A Consorting with halflings is what got us the rain of terrors from beyond the night sky.

Burn the alien!

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2914 on: November 13, 2017, 05:46:40 pm »

C. Maybe we can get some military auxilia out of this like with the giants way back when, and it's not like they've been plundering villages like orcs or lizard people do.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2915 on: November 13, 2017, 05:53:08 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2916 on: November 13, 2017, 06:13:47 pm »

C we will need in some time to have help of halflings again against the Damdamian crusades

and why not some centaurs too?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2917 on: November 14, 2017, 08:02:40 am »

C Although the intractability of the Hurthlings has frayed our patience, we will try not to let that experience prejudice us against all mythical tribes.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2918 on: November 14, 2017, 10:29:40 am »

C, maybe we can get a new queen (and a long-lasting line of minotaurs for princes)!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2919 on: November 14, 2017, 10:50:55 am »

C, maybe we can get a new queen (and a long-lasting line of minotaurs for princes)!

Not sure which biology book gets you bull people out of horse people but I don't actually wanna know :P



You send some negotiators to talk with the centaurs.

A week later you receive a messenger; the Centaurs are wandering here becasue the elves of Tisilenteliya Forest are growing much more antagonistic as of late, and many a centaur tribe decided to leave the forest of their ancestors and seek new herding grounds. Most ventured to the distant, flat north or populated steppes of the west, but few tiny tribes decided to go east and eventually, after wandering the Empty Plains, ended up in Methiant and Cydwyl.

They wish to obtain passage through your lands, as the old centaur tales speak of grandiose land of lush forests and sparkling waters "in the east".

A) And that land is Methiant! Welcome them in and offer them a reservoir or a glade or something they can stay in.
B) Sure, they can pass as long as they won't stir any trouble.
C) What do I get from letting them pass? They should first back their request with gifts!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2920 on: November 14, 2017, 10:57:07 am »

A

All horses are welcome!
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2921 on: November 14, 2017, 10:57:38 am »

B

All horses are welcome to go somewhere else!
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2922 on: November 14, 2017, 10:59:16 am »

A

All the horses are welcome to come here!
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2923 on: November 14, 2017, 11:00:35 am »

A keep them here, easier to wipe them out later when shown to be in league with the demon spawn!

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #2924 on: November 14, 2017, 11:02:24 am »

Ayyy
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