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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 750284 times)

crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4755 on: December 11, 2017, 03:17:52 pm »

C.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4756 on: December 11, 2017, 03:18:24 pm »

C
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4757 on: December 11, 2017, 03:19:40 pm »

C

Could be useful for a number of reasons outside the scandal.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4758 on: December 11, 2017, 03:20:08 pm »

C

Haha! Now we turn the tables on those busybody fucks
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10ebbor10

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4759 on: December 11, 2017, 03:21:59 pm »

C
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4760 on: December 11, 2017, 03:26:05 pm »

A... kinda wanna go with C, but that's how we drove that other guy mad.
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Puppyguard

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4761 on: December 11, 2017, 03:37:29 pm »

C
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4762 on: December 11, 2017, 03:42:54 pm »

You have the Spymaster conduct an investigation on this whole rumor and scandal.

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Some sneaking and shadowing later, the agents of the Spymaster bring you their report; apparently, another youth called Dadainn, who was spurned by Esta for rejecting his advances, decided to spin up the rumor.

Your wife later recalls with a blush that she has forgot about that one because since you left, many young noblemen wanted to be friends with 'the most beautiful woman of Methiant', often in hopes of expanding their influence in the court and boast about having 'connections', and she has forgotten the names of few insignificant ones.

The lawmasters easily pull enough charges against the young nobleman to warrant him a lovely stay in royal dungeons.

1127 AD, Midwinter

Gemstones, silver and gold bullion arrives in the Palace.

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The metals bring some profits to the Treasury as well.

1127 AD, End of the Year

Finally, you can read the Scrolls of Kingdom Status by yourself in the coziness of your bedroom while your wifey is knitting some extra very small socks.

Ah here is the Advisor.

Happiness: 5
Population: 8
Economy: 3
Army: 5

"Our Treasury is emptying, my liege. Shall we raise the tax for a year mayhaps?"

A) "Sure."
B) "Nope."
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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4763 on: December 11, 2017, 03:45:37 pm »

B.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4764 on: December 11, 2017, 03:46:00 pm »

B, we'd do well to keep happiness up for now.
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melkor

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4765 on: December 11, 2017, 03:46:53 pm »

B
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4766 on: December 11, 2017, 03:47:00 pm »

B
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birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4767 on: December 11, 2017, 03:48:58 pm »

B

We have a vast kingdom now. Won't be long before our population supplies the coffers.
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BIRDS.

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Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4768 on: December 11, 2017, 03:55:05 pm »

B

Do we still have troops protecting that small Kingdom to the south?
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4769 on: December 11, 2017, 03:55:27 pm »

I'm surprised we didn't get any population from the halfling lands or Ceodwell.
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