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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 750255 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8190 on: March 11, 2018, 05:06:29 pm »

You decide to send a proper delegation and proper set of words for Tetan to let him know what you think of his deal breakage.

1150 AD, Mid-Autumn

You receive word from the northeast; apparently, Parsians begun negotiations with Agaresians on behalf of King Cidric, as he has recently fallen ill with a fever.

Meanwhile, your diplomatic council got you a potential tie with Kingdom of Rufus; their king, Audian, is willing to give the hand of his daughter, third in the line to the throne of Rucus, to Eivan, your second-youngest son.

A) Aww yiss, that's my kinda deal!
B) Ehh, pass, Damdamians are only trouble.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8191 on: March 11, 2018, 05:24:35 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8192 on: March 11, 2018, 05:26:09 pm »

This is the nation that was able to repel 40k of the Kahn's riders. I'm not sure they would be too afriad of whatever we have left. Besides, if we honor our alliance, Cidric will have to honor it back when it is time to invade these fuckers.

You're not wrong, but I see a bit of a then—now situation. 1) This is the nation that lost their army repelling the Khan's riders, bought a dwarf army and lost that one too, and finally bought ours but is seriously not paying; and 2) the war in the north appears to be winding down (I thought so even before this recent news). Without our army around to project our power, Tetan plainly doesn't respect his given word. He had a chance to give a more thorough explanation of circumstances and repayment contingencies, and passed along nothing.



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The worst that could happen is she converts the royal family to cult of Damed and then we become the Empire everyone loves to hate. Which only happens when we're pretty darn strong.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8193 on: March 11, 2018, 05:28:36 pm »

Wish we had the option to ask for the girl for ourselves, but I'll go with A.

Also, Cidric sick is interesting news. Are our grandkids by him old enough to take the throne if he dies? Or will our daughter have to do a regency thing?

This is the nation that was able to repel 40k of the Kahn's riders. I'm not sure they would be too afriad of whatever we have left. Besides, if we honor our alliance, Cidric will have to honor it back when it is time to invade these fuckers.

You're not wrong, but I see a bit of a then—now situation. 1) This is the nation that lost their army repelling the Khan's riders, bought a dwarf army and lost that one too, and finally bought ours but is seriously not paying; and 2) the war in the north appears to be winding down (I thought so even before this recent news). Without our army around to project our power, Tetan plainly doesn't respect his given word. He had a chance to give a more thorough explanation of circumstances and repayment contingencies, and passed along nothing.

...I think in addition to dwarf mercs, they bought dwarf supplies, so they might still have an equipment advantage over us.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8194 on: March 11, 2018, 05:29:32 pm »

A!

For all the shit we give the Damdamians they haven't really troubled us much for the most part and this seems like an acceptable way to build connections with them.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8195 on: March 11, 2018, 05:49:18 pm »

A

It looks like we're more concerned with going east right now rather then south...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8196 on: March 11, 2018, 06:10:25 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8197 on: March 11, 2018, 06:53:46 pm »

A Hmm. I suppose it is better to try to flex our muscle in the area than to just let them consolidate back together. For once perhaps we shall be the big empire exporting our influence, culture, and religions rather than other way around. Because I really don't like the idea of us every becoming Damed worshipers. The fanciful races might cause us trouble from time to time but I rather enjoy the cool magic they bring with them.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8198 on: March 11, 2018, 06:59:48 pm »

A Hmm. I suppose it is better to try to flex our muscle in the area than to just let them consolidate back together. For once perhaps we shall be the big empire exporting our influence, culture, and religions rather than other way around.

I was thinking along the same lines. In Lieu of the silver deal, we might ask Tetan to send us troops that we may use to snatch up that huge Damdamian kingdom to our South once things wrap up to the North. I think if we take the Damdamian lands south of us, Lamentia will be completely sorounded by Methiant, which means they will have to pay our passage tax to conduct any forigen busniess at all.

Where is Rufus on the map anyway? Might it be in position to help us attack any of our neighbors?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8199 on: March 11, 2018, 07:00:31 pm »

B

Damdamians are indeed trouble
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8200 on: March 11, 2018, 07:03:55 pm »

I'm not sure if they're the same thing but a quick look at what I think was the last map shows a Margraviate or Rucus right under Lametania?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8201 on: March 11, 2018, 07:08:13 pm »

I was thinking along the same lines. In Lieu of the silver deal, we might ask Tetan to send us troops that we may use to snatch up that huge Damdamian kingdom to our South once things wrap up to the North. I think if we take the Damdamian lands south of us, Lamentia will be completely sorounded by Methiant, which means they will have to pay our passage tax to conduct any forigen busniess at all.

Where is Rufus on the map anyway? Might it be in position to help us attack any of our neighbors?

Rufus is the Damdamian kingdom your talking about I'm pretty sure.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8202 on: March 11, 2018, 07:09:01 pm »

Oh. Whoops. I thought Margraviate was the name of that particular Kingdom. Lets not marry their daughter and go right to war with them then.

We know their leader, who is giving us a daughter, is ambitious. He gobbled up a bunch of other Damdamian territories, and the free duchies we didn't get. Hopefully we can meet him at the wedding. We may be better served using him to attack Tetan rather than the other way around. We also need funds, and he might be interesting in buying that troublesome Eval district off of us.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8203 on: March 11, 2018, 08:38:40 pm »

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