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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
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A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 745481 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14400 on: August 30, 2018, 05:04:06 pm »

B yeah wizards are great
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14401 on: August 30, 2018, 05:05:12 pm »

B I'm interested to see Yoe on a quest.

Also, C! C, I say!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14402 on: August 30, 2018, 05:36:16 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14403 on: August 30, 2018, 06:35:15 pm »

B



As you look outside the window, you realize that you're the witness of something special occuring.

A dawn of new Era; the world is no longer bound by mysticism, feudalism and piety, but rather full of mental freedoms and ripe for conquest by wielders of Fireblood; Fireblood the utility, Fireblood the killer, Fireblood the great.



The world has passed from the Age of Iron into the Age of Fireblood!

Access to Fireblood will no longer yield great benefits.
Lack of Fireblood access will grant penalties.
Fortifications will have lesser effect in warfare.
Industry and sciences will progress more rapidly.


Mysticism, Feudalism, and Piety are wonderful though! I knew fireblood would bring on something horrible eventually.  >:( Well I've already committed myself to Magic, Pantheonism, and Honorable Luathbasian Monarchy so I guess those goals are only going to get harder to strive towards now.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14404 on: August 30, 2018, 06:53:00 pm »

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As you look outside the window, you realize that you're the witness of something special occuring.

A dawn of new Era; the world is no longer bound by mysticism, feudalism and piety, but rather full of mental freedoms and ripe for conquest by wielders of Fireblood; Fireblood the utility, Fireblood the killer, Fireblood the great.



The world has passed from the Age of Iron into the Age of Fireblood!

Access to Fireblood will no longer yield great benefits.
Lack of Fireblood access will grant penalties.
Fortifications will have lesser effect in warfare.
Industry and sciences will progress more rapidly.


Mysticism, Feudalism, and Piety are wonderful though! I knew fireblood would bring on something horrible eventually.  >:( Well I've already committed myself to Magic, Pantheonism, and Honorable Luathbasian Monarchy so I guess those goals are only going to get harder to strive towards now.
Lauthbasian united state may be just as reachable, abet we might need to use some blood and iron in order to eliminate contenders. 
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14405 on: August 30, 2018, 07:59:16 pm »

The only Luathbasian land we do not yet control is Koi, right? Our cousin is King of Eldrican now. Perhaps next time we max out our economy, we could try and buy it.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14406 on: August 30, 2018, 08:04:58 pm »

The only Luathbasian land we do not yet control is Koi, right? Our cousin is King of Eldrican now. Perhaps next time we max out our economy, we could try and buy it.

This was Luathbas at the greatest extent of its territory.
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And this is us now:
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The map is a bit different but from the looks of it we need the Duchy of Koi, maybe the Duchy of Eval (Chunug was our vassal at the time but it was very loosely affiliated), Ankurvat, and a bit further west of all that to hit the old border.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14407 on: August 30, 2018, 08:07:52 pm »

Eval is already our vassal.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14408 on: August 30, 2018, 08:55:59 pm »

okay, we need to get military superiority again for once, maybe next year we can still manage to get a high number on economy, we should give money to eldrican and undo our bad roll in trying to making him bow to us and put that advanced religion stuff, it's the closest we can come to public schools for now, improve our superiority in terms of science and maybe once again have military superiority

bonus point for sending a gift to eldrican, making sure we have a safe trade route to those countries on the west, surely they can sell us something that we will gladly accept, or re-sell them on far lands for higher prices


who wouldn't want some griffins on their fields or as pets?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14409 on: August 30, 2018, 09:13:22 pm »

okay, we need to get military superiority again for once, maybe next year we can still manage to get a high number on economy, we should give money to eldrican and undo our bad roll in trying to making him bow to us and put that advanced religion stuff, it's the closest we can come to public schools for now, improve our superiority in terms of science and maybe once again have military superiority

bonus point for sending a gift to eldrican, making sure we have a safe trade route to those countries on the west, surely they can sell us something that we will gladly accept, or re-sell them on far lands for higher prices


who wouldn't want some griffins on their fields or as pets?

I agree with all this, but I think too many people here hold a grudge against the Pantheonists over what happened to Yoe III for the plan to get enough votes.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14410 on: August 30, 2018, 09:21:03 pm »

Calling it a grudge is a fucking understatement. SPIKE THE FUCKERS AND BURN THEIR TEMPLES DOWN UTTERLY!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14411 on: August 30, 2018, 09:51:25 pm »

Thinking longer term than mere friendship with Eldrican, we still have this on the books:
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End of Year 1159 AD: Introduced Elective Succession Laws:
Sometimes a firstborn might be below average in terms of his skills to rule the nation, but there might be no other alternatives left, even amongst females. Elective Succession will allow the monarch to select the most skilled to inherit the throne, even a distant (or foreign!) relative of the successor, although this might cause problems with less gifted yet highly ambitious relatives of the next ruler, as well as local nobility.
. . . and the ruler of Eldrican (or his heir) is a fairly close relative we could easily name. I think this may be (at least in part) the awesomeness Haspen was thinking of when he said Hein taking over Eldrican would be worthy of triple 6s. This could be our next target after Cydwyl – it's arguably already a better choice than our previous declaration of Cyl for Yoe's heir if they are receptive.


As far as Pantheonism, I like the idea of schools but I am wary of the clergy's historical tendency to envy the crown's prerogatives. I'm also aware that beyond Cydwyl and possibly Helliste, we are out of Pantheon-sympathetic nations and our neighbors, including trade partners, are likely to be less friendly if we push too fast down this path.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14412 on: August 30, 2018, 10:05:14 pm »

Don't need to push THAAT hard, we can use those theological meetings as situations where we can absorb part of other small religions, like the Parsian religion and this way people will manage to worship their gods, still worshiping the pantheon, and let time make they worship others too, but let's maintain those missionaries edict out of question, or to persecute other religions

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14413 on: August 30, 2018, 10:38:17 pm »

. . . and the ruler of Eldrican (or his heir) is a fairly close relative we could easily name. I think this may be (at least in part) the awesomeness Haspen was thinking of when he said Hein taking over Eldrican would be worthy of triple 6s. This could be our next target after Cydwyl – it's arguably already a better choice than our previous declaration of Cyl for Yoe's heir if they are receptive.

Did you miss that we just had a legitimate son? I don't think Cydwyl would be too keen on being Anexed if we announce plans of taking the Imperial Crown from their King's direct bloodline.

Peaceful assimilation will likely take a few decades.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14414 on: August 31, 2018, 12:00:41 am »

You begin a search for a Wizard at once!

You still have audiences to do, however.

A) Time to speak with that artisan.
B) Let the businessdwarves in.
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