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1 2 switch isn't a bad game

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honk

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who peed in the mcdonalds play place

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i bless the rains down in africa

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PSOID FROID

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Voting closed: May 19, 2018, 09:31:49 am

[impcamper]

So, care to storm them?

If Jackson agrees, we'll open up the bay doors early and FLY / RIDE out after the Blueians.

An Armorslayer should do the trick.

[4]
You fling open the the doors and fly out. You are still a bit ways up, about 1 mile up to be more exact. You also notice a AA emplacement when it shoots both your dropship and the Bluian dropship.

Laugh, as I curse valkyrie with constant painful shitting

[5]
You curse them with a petty curse for some unknown misgiving.

So, care to storm them?

If Jackson agrees, we'll open up the bay doors early and FLY / RIDE out after the Blueians.

An Armorslayer should do the trick.

Yes lets do that.

Get in the car and be ready to drive out when the doors open.

[2]
The car stalls, but it ends up not mattering as when the dropship gets hit, the car falls out of it.

Some pre-planned Anti Air guns!
Blue 2 hit! Engine taken out.
Oronge 2 hit! Engine taken out.
Both Dropships will crash in two turns!

Robert Robust joins the Bluian Coalition!
(Sorry for skipping a day.)
Edit: What happened to the thread name?

[Screech9791]

What happened to the thread name?

I don't know.

Anyways, I'll grab my parachute and glide down to the Bluian Coalition base.

[The_Two_Eternities]

Use my floaty-ness to glide down to the Blue base.

[scourge728]

Grab a parachute and jump

[TricMagic]

"Charge my Steed!"

Time to start picking the Blueians out of the sky. I'll use my Javelin on one of them and my Blessed Lance on the others.

"Hope you like Free-fall!"

[sprinkled chariot]

Does curse of constant painful shitting make flying around throwing javelins harder ?

Attempt to shoot valkyrie with purple lightening bolt of pure evil

[King Zultan]

Use the parachute I mounted on the roof of the car before the game started and shoot the blue team with the STG-44.

[impcamper]

What happened to the thread name?

I don't know.

Anyways, I'll grab my parachute and glide down to the Bluian Coalition base.

[2]
The robot took your parachute!

Use my floaty-ness to glide down to the Blue base.

[auto-success]
You step outside and start slowly floating down.

Grab a parachute and jump

[6]
You grab Robert Robust's parachute and jump out

"Charge my Steed!"

Time to start picking the Blueians out of the sky. I'll use my Javelin on one of them and my Blessed Lance on the others.

"Hope you like Free-fall!"

[3]
You attack the Mac, as it is the only one on Bluian team with a parachute.

[3] The wind blows them slightly to the right, and the javelin only manages to scrap the parachute, making them fall ever so slightly faster.

Does curse of constant painful shitting make flying around throwing javelins harder ?

Attempt to shoot valkyrie with purple lightening bolt of pure evil

[4]
You cackle as you shoot grape flavored lighting at Generic Valkyrie Z.

[1]One fried pegasus right up! (the dice hate Orongus)

Use the parachute I mounted on the roof of the car before the game started and shoot the blue team with the STG-44.

[4]
Suuuurrree, lets go with that.

Spoiler: Mostly just a note for now (click to show/hide)

Bluian Coalition

Sandro (sprinkled chariot)
Description : skeleton lich in black robes
Weapons and gear : magical staff,  spellbook, ring shaped phylactery.

MCA_AS_001 ((Goes by Mac)) (scourge728)
Description: A magic combat robot made of steel, enchanted with various enchantments allowing for magic resistance and a sharpening enchantment on hands, which have blades for fingers (which is obviously bad for manipulating things, but VERY good at slicing things open, as one would expect of such an arrangement)
Weapon: Fire ball spell, short range teleport (has a cooldown) and blade-hands
Inventory:Some sinper and it's ammo

G.I.F.B. (The_Two_Eternities)
Description: A Giant Inexplicable Floating Blueberry.
Weapon: A blowpipe

Robert Robust (Orca)
Description: A man in a grey jumpsuit
Weapon: Toolbox

Orongus Legion

 Andrew Jackson (King Zultan)
Description: A man driving a 1957 Chevy Bel Air.
Weapon: STG-44

Generic Valkyrie Z (TricMagic)
Rides a Pegasus
Inventory of 5: Restore Staff, Fortify Staff, Javelin, Armor-slayer, Blessed Lance.

[/quote]

I have no excuse for being late.

[TricMagic]

Oi! I'm using Fortify on my Pegasus. Hopefully the splash heals me too.

And I think it's just that guy..

[The_Two_Eternities]

Continue floating down. When I arrive, float inside.

[Screech9791]

i will take away your GMing rights if you misspell my name

it's 0cra damnit

>Faceplant into the armory before grabbing a sniper rifle then grabbing foldable fortification armor panels for when I eventually find a spot to camp

[sprinkled chariot]

Point bone finger at valkirie and yell RIGOR MORTIS 

To cause paralysis and induce necrosis.

[scourge728]

Land on ground

[King Zultan]

Shoot any blue team people that come near me, drive the car to the orange base.

[impcamper]

Oi! I'm using Fortify on my Pegasus. Hopefully the splash heals me too.

And I think it's just that guy..

The Pegasus is sadly dead. Lighting is very fast. [4] However, you do heal yourself from your injures caused by hitting the ground.

Continue floating down. When I arrive, float inside.

[auto-success]
easy floating

i will take away your GMing rights if you misspell my name

it's 0cra damnit

>Faceplant into the armory before grabbing a sniper rifle then grabbing foldable fortification armor panels for when I eventually find a spot to camp

[6]
You mange to not die from impact! You are still injured though.

Point bone finger at valkirie and yell RIGOR MORTIS 

To cause paralysis and induce necrosis.

[1]
You mange to say RI before the dropship crashes, and explodes. It is quite a spectacular explosion, but it kills you.

Land on ground

[4]
And you stick the landing!

Shoot any blue team people that come near me, drive the car to the orange base.

[5]
You land and you are already off, heading to base, with the parachute still attached to your car

[2, 2] Both dropships crash at the AA emplacement, at the exact same time. [89] They explode quite spectacularly. Except, it's not stopping, and it's expanding. You should take some sort of cover.

Spoiler: Mostly just a note for now (click to show/hide)

Bluian Coalition

Sandro (sprinkled chariot)
A dead idiot.
Description : skeleton lich in black robes
Weapons and gear : magical staff,  spellbook, ring shaped phylactery.

MCA_AS_001 ((Goes by Mac)) (scourge728)
Description: A magic combat robot made of steel, enchanted with various enchantments allowing for magic resistance and a sharpening enchantment on hands, which have blades for fingers (which is obviously bad for manipulating things, but VERY good at slicing things open, as one would expect of such an arrangement)
Weapon: Fire ball spell, short range teleport (has a cooldown) and blade-hands
Inventory:Some sinper and it's ammo

G.I.F.B. (The_Two_Eternities)
Description: A Giant Inexplicable Floating Blueberry.
Weapon: A blowpipe

Robert Robust (0rca)
Description: A man in a grey jumpsuit
Weapon: Toolbox

Orongus Legion

 Andrew Jackson (King Zultan)
Description: A man driving a 1957 Chevy Bel Air.
Weapon: STG-44

Generic Valkyrie Z (TricMagic)
Rides a Pegasus, which is dead. Sad
Inventory of 5: Restore Staff, Fortify Staff, Javelin, Armor-slayer, Blessed Lance.

(I had a plan. Then I applied dice to it. This was not the best idea, but I shall enjoy the results.)