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Author Topic: Mall Fight: The Inferno - Chapter 0: Where There's Smoke  (Read 8480 times)

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Re: Mall Fight: The Inferno (0/6) - Chapter 0: Where There's Smoke
« Reply #30 on: September 27, 2018, 02:31:03 pm »

Look for place to get me some noir revolver
"cyka blyat where the fuck is my equipment"

Try and go to a firearms store, if there's any in this mall, and try to buy an AK47/74/whatever AK variant there is, and buy several magazines for it.

After a quick examination of the floor, both John and Fuze realize the only places here are the Wal-Mart and the Target. There may potentially be some toy guns in there, but nothing that would conventionally be called a weapon.

A voice comes over the intercom again, this time a real, non-automated woman's voice.

Look guys, you're going to have to make do with what we have, alright? If we gave you weapons, our test results would be skewed and the entire thing would just be ruined. Get in there, grab, like, a golf club or something, and get to work.
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Re: Mall Fight: The Inferno - Chapter 0: Where There's Smoke
« Reply #31 on: September 27, 2018, 05:04:26 pm »

"fine."
Grab a vodka bottle or two, drink it, then smash the bottles on the enemy team's heads.
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Re: Mall Fight: The Inferno - Chapter 0: Where There's Smoke
« Reply #32 on: September 27, 2018, 06:38:06 pm »

Lulu seems generally untroubled by the revelations of the last few minutes, and instead makes a beeline for Rex.

"Doggie! Cuddlessss....!"

After she is done adoring the dog, she heads into target and looks around the food aisles. She could use a snack.
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Re: Mall Fight: The Inferno - Chapter 0: Where There's Smoke
« Reply #33 on: September 27, 2018, 06:40:49 pm »

Also, a note: Doesn't Walmart sell firearms in a section inside the sporting goods section?
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Re: Mall Fight: The Inferno - Chapter 0: Where There's Smoke
« Reply #34 on: September 27, 2018, 06:59:27 pm »

Also, a note: Doesn't Walmart sell firearms in a section inside the sporting goods section?
Depends on local legislations. Understandably, it'd be illegal to do that in a lot of places.
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Re: Mall Fight: The Inferno - Chapter 0: Where There's Smoke
« Reply #35 on: September 27, 2018, 08:58:52 pm »

Also, a note: Doesn't Walmart sell firearms in a section inside the sporting goods section?
Depends on local legislations. Understandably, it'd be illegal to do that in a lot of places.

Yup. This is Canadian, so VERY much no.
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Re: Mall Fight: The Inferno - Chapter 0: Where There's Smoke
« Reply #36 on: September 28, 2018, 02:49:11 am »

Yeah going to need some weapons to throw since I missed arm day at the Russian gym, my hands need to precise and have finesse for fine art, not the ability to lift freight!

Search for kitchen store and the like that searching for kitchen knifes of differing qualities, from steak knifes to cleavers, and start stockpiling on those
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Re: Mall Fight: The Inferno - Chapter 0: Where There's Smoke
« Reply #37 on: September 28, 2018, 05:08:36 am »

Rex looks around. "Wowie, many two-leggers here ! Maybe they give Rex food if he is good boy ?" Rex thinks excitedly because he is going to make soooo many new friends and get sooo many treats !!!

Suddenly, Rex's new collar lights up and starts making mouth-words at him !! But that is impossible, only two-leggers know the mouth-words, not collars ! Rex is not crazy dog, Rex is good dog, so he decides to ignore what the totally-not-talking collar has to say (not that he'd have understood anyways).

Immediately after the not-talking collar is done making mouth-words, half the two-leggers leave. Rex want to go run after them, but Rex know that this is not good, and Rex is a good dog, so Rex stays. Rex is a good dog !

Suddenly, a girl two-legger (Rex can recognize them because they have bouncy balls on their chest ! Rex is very smart dog.) rushes to him and starts petting him. Yay cuddles !!! Rex is happy cause Rex just found new best friend !


Rex barks with happiness and decides to follow Lulu for now.
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« Reply #38 on: September 28, 2018, 03:21:25 pm »

Go and by myself zippo lighter, several alcohol bottles, newspaper and flask 
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Re: Mall Fight: The Inferno - Chapter 0: Where There's Smoke
« Reply #39 on: September 28, 2018, 10:58:09 pm »

Davey pushes himself up to a sitting position once he's free of his furry, dog-shaped encumbrance, his expression more vacant than usual as he tries to process all that information imparted by the voice from the speaker. Eventually, though, his pasty face lights up in a wildly excited grin.

"Whoa," is all he can manage to say right now, in little more than a whisper.
He eventually gets up, after a brief moment of panic followed by dismay as he pats his hoodie and discovers its lack of contents. Then he shuffles to his feet and looks around as the others head in various directions. If Davey is entirely honest with himself, his enthusiasm for this whole thing is somewhat dampened when it comes to his assigned teammates. Half of these guys look like some kinda cops! He could really use a smoke. Grimacing a bit, he moves over to give the dog some nice scritchy-scratches to take his mind off the more-stressful realities of the situation.
You can always trust a good dog like that, after all.

Get up, give the doggo some pats/pets and scratches behind the ears.
Just... follow the doggo as it follows the girl for now, I guess. I need time to process the situation.
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Re: Mall Fight: The Inferno - Chapter 0: Where There's Smoke
« Reply #40 on: September 30, 2018, 04:02:02 pm »

We're still not entirely sure what  happened to those 12-15 people who were waiting outside The Inferno. We can't do much from across the river, especially when there's nobody to do anything about anymore.

But we're fairly sure we can do something about the 3 or so people who reappeared outside.

We're going to talk to them.


MEANWHILE, INSIDE...
The mood of the mall-like space has drastically changed.

From excitement to anxiety?

From curiosity to fear?

From fear to...like...worse fear?

Yeah, definitely that last one.

Fuze deals with situations like this in one very effective way: drinking heavily. Running off past the already-occupied Walmart, he ducks into the bright red lights of Target on the hunt for a bottle of quality vodka. [5] Target isn't necessarily known for its wide selection of alcohol, so Fuze is initially disappointed as he roams the aisles, but soon comes across a side room, door ajar. Ducking inside, he finds himself in what could potentially be called a staff room, if there were staff to ever use it. Lockers line the walls, half open, with a minifridge and microwave sitting on the counter across from him. Lucky for him, inside the fridge he finds two unopened bottles of Grey Goose!

Chugging one of them with impressive, almost inhuman speed, Fuze sets out to find someone to smash the bottle against [2], but stumbles before even getting out of the staff room, smashing the bottle against the table.

On the plus side, at least it's a little bit sharper.



A little outside of that room, Lulu watches Fuze eat shit. Not distracted from her quest for food with Rex and Dave in tow behind her, she continues on to the copious aisles of food and snacks within Target. Lulu [5] is practically blown away by the variety of food! Fruit! Candy! Meat! Even just like, cans of icing!

It's a lot of food, and she just like takes a bunch of it in a basket.

Yknow, because she can.



Rex [3+1] barks! It was a good bark!! Rex also [4] follows closely behind Lulu, making sure not to lose her as she snakes through the aisles. What a good dog!



While Rex runs off after Lulu, Dave realizes that with no weed, no way to calm his nerves medicinally, Rex is probably going to be the best option for keeping his nerves on the level. Getting up slowly, he [6] sprints after Rex, actually pulling ahead and finding himself in Target with no idea where to go. It's not a huge store, but it's still big enough for him to somehow be finding himself nowhere near anyone, between the electronics department and a display of wreaths and other autumn-themed decorations. Guess that's just what happens when you rush things DAVID.



Thankfully, Dave isn't alone for too long, as Stan [2] appears, wandering around aimlessly. Knives seem to be escaping his sight at the moment. Hell, even the forks and spoons are eluding him, as is the entire kitchen department. There's definitely one in the store, but from his current position, it's nowhere to be seen.



Back at fountain, John is alone. Just how he likes it. The only thing that would make the situation better would be alcohol and a newspaper (because clearly this is the situation for that). Since the best bet for that is the Target, he reluctantly follows the rest of the Red Team inside. He quickly realizes the same thing Fuze already did, but [4] he thankfully has less exclusive taste, and arrives at the beer aisle. Taking his time, he wanders around, picking up a few things. A six-pack of Molson, a cheap plastic flask, a Zippo lighter and newspaper from the functionally-useless cashier area, and sits down at one of the tills. Not really much to do right now, apparently.



Nobody is really there to see it, but across the atrium, in the Walmart, the Blue Team wraps up their business. One by one, they exit the store, armed to the teeth and forming a defensive line in front of the security gates.

Well, armed to like the shin. There's not a lot one can do with just a Walmart for supplies, but it's clear they did pretty well for themselves.

The Jock stands out in front, wielding a Hockey Stick, with a bag of about 12 firecrackers and a small pack of matches.

The Prep stands next to him, wielding a 9-Iron in a similar fashion, along with a small bucket of golf balls.

Next to her stands the Goth who has just grabbed a Block of Knives, about 15 of them. She's set the block itself down next to her, and has two in her hands.

The Punk looks ready to fight, holding a pair of Neon Tube Lights.

Behind everyone else, off in a corner sits the Nerd, staring intently at a small phone-like device, and occasionally looking up at the sky.

Last but certainly not least, the Dude stands between everyone else, but at the back of the formation. He's wearing gloves and carrying a fairly large Leaf Blower, strapped to his shoulder. On the ground next to him is a bucket of tennis balls in some kind of liquid, and a small brulee torch.



Clearly annoyed that they spent all that time exiting all cool and shit for nothing, the Jock pulls out an airhorn and blasts it for a solid 10 seconds. It gets everyone's attention.


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Re: Mall Fight: The Inferno - Chapter 0: Where There's Smoke
« Reply #41 on: September 30, 2018, 04:30:18 pm »

“Oh c’mon not even knives here or anything sharp here, I need something on me quick so that I don’t get rekt in the next few moments, scissors are great for the creation of physical art, yes that can work”
Rush to the construction, artistic, even gardening area of the store and look for large scissors, screwdrivers, or anything pointed on its edge real quick, even bricks would do well here!
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« Reply #42 on: September 30, 2018, 05:18:40 pm »

"alright guys, we should have a plan for killing off the blue team. a frontal assault isn't that practical, since they have knives, firecrackers, and other stuff that could hurt us immensely. why don't we find another entrance, preferably a door that isn't guarded by them, or a surface we can cut through, and also, we might want to consider stealthily taking them down."

>Attempt to find something I can breach a wall with, preferably stealthily.
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Re: Mall Fight: The Inferno - Chapter 0: Where There's Smoke
« Reply #43 on: September 30, 2018, 05:25:34 pm »

"alright guys, we should have a plan for killing off the blue team. a frontal assault isn't that practical, since they have knives, firecrackers, and other stuff that could hurt us immensely. why don't we find another entrance, preferably a door that isn't guarded by them, or a surface we can cut through, and also, we might want to consider stealthily taking them down."

>Attempt to find something I can breach a wall with, preferably stealthily.

((I should note, the area doesn't really have much in terms of "infiltration routes". You've got a big wide opening that you'd see at the entrance of a Target, across a wide empty area with a couple pillars from the big wide opening that you'd see at the entrance of the walmart. There's no doors that lead anywhere else, really. They're kinda just waiting by the only area y'all can exit from.))

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Re: Mall Fight: The Inferno - Chapter 0: Where There's Smoke
« Reply #44 on: September 30, 2018, 08:58:27 pm »

Lulu opens a party-size bag of chips, eating them while she searches, and feeding some to Rex. She leaves the food aisle and looks for the pet aisle- plenty of dog toys could be used in at least a slightly murderous manner. She makes sure to hold on to the empty chip bag, too- that's good for suffocating.
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