Scowling fiercely, Imrak slams his book shut and hops down from the barstool, straightening himself to his full height of nearly four feet.
"Incessant disruptions! Can't you see that I'm working on something important?! Even the lowest dwarfish drinking halls carried more poise than this lawless cacophony! By my beard, you'd never see a Bronzecudgel carrying on like this and disturbing a place of leisure! We have some decency... And a Bronzecudgel digs deeper into his cups than any other!"
Slightly distracted by his own boasting, he puffs himself up even more.
"And furthermore! There's no sense searching for wayward goatseekers when a dwarf clearly stands before you! No other race carries greater kinship with the caprine kind; dwarfs have tended goats since before the lesser mountains ground down to the valleys you now colonize... Indeed, from the rock came the dwarf, and from the dwarf came the goat; their bearded heritage showing as proudly as our own. Why, my grand-uncle Gjermund is the finest goatherd in the mountainhomes, singlehandedly raising hundreds of the finest dairy goats for near on two centuries!"
Still scowling but clearly quite pleased with himself, Imrak strides over to the goatherd and stands at attention.
"I, Imrak of the Bronzecudgels, respected scholar and famed orator, humbly accept the terms of your request. And as a sign of my generosity, I'll even handle the necessary legalities free of charge."
Pulling the requisite materials from the writing kit in his pack, Imrak begins drawing up a contract.
"Full name and place of residence...?"