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Kamamura

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2310 on: March 07, 2012, 06:44:37 pm »

A city called "Joys of Vandalizing".
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The entire content consists of senseless murder, a pile of faceless naked women and zero regard for human life in general, all in the service of the protagonist's base impulses. It is clearly a cry for help from a neglected, self absorbed and disempowered juvenile badly in need of affectionate guidance. What a sad, sad display.

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« Reply #2311 on: March 08, 2012, 12:00:32 pm »

My current 31.25 world, these are the gits who keep sieging me.



Some interesting names they have...and also appropriate.
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« Reply #2312 on: March 08, 2012, 05:38:19 pm »

Just a few funny names I came across while browsing through the legends page.

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« Reply #2313 on: March 08, 2012, 08:02:08 pm »

This thread is amazing, especially:

In one of my old forts, I came across a dead goblin thief. 'Snang Assnang, Goblin Master Thief.'

Do you know what his name means?

Thief Masterthief, Goblin Master Thief.

<post to watch>

Yay, I'm a thread highlight! :D

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« Reply #2314 on: March 10, 2012, 04:43:09 am »

"Stranglecounsellor the Vagina of Order", a giant tiger.
"Vaginalbreath", a giant leopardess.
A region named "The Penile Forest".
A Gnoll civ named "The Black Clitorii".
Leopard Vaginafilled, a female dingo.
Paint Goodclitorii, a male wolf.
Cathedral Sprinklevagina, a male blind cave ogre.
A civilization named "The Incest of Vegetation".

A book entitled "Phallic Hal Tangleambers", a 173 page pit of bitter scorn written by an elven necromancer about Hal Tangleambers, a human necromancer.

A two page poem entitled "The Penises And Kranz Crownglad", written by Kranz Crownglad, a female necromancer. The writing is very concise.

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In the early autumn of 242, Herbst tamed the giant lice of The Cloacal Desert.

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Wama Furnacedhowls was a rawulf born in 1017. He was of unknown parentage.
In the early spring of 1049, Wama became the holy piss of The Sects of Ooze.
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« Reply #2315 on: March 10, 2012, 05:06:10 am »

Orc Someorc The Anus of Apes
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« Reply #2316 on: March 13, 2012, 09:43:09 am »

found an island called "the land of seizures" must have alot of Japanese cartoons
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« Reply #2317 on: March 13, 2012, 06:08:39 pm »

Goblin civilization "The Moist Monsters". Nice alliteration there
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« Reply #2318 on: March 18, 2012, 09:54:26 am »

I was playing using Pokemon Fables to play as a Pokemon in adventure mode. I decided that this adventurer would be a bulbasaur, pressed R...

...and then the Random Number God must of blessed that roll, because it gave me "Ab PlantWhips".
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« Reply #2319 on: March 24, 2012, 03:47:10 pm »

A necromancer seems to have named his tower “Doom Without Limits”.

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Oh, wait, that does not seem right. Perhaps it was a book. Not sure, the world is deleted now.

More Temple was a legendary giant cheetah leather-bound book. The written portion consists of a 11 page essay entitled More Temple, authored by Udir Roastbrushed. It concerns the temple The Monastery of Cake.
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« Reply #2320 on: March 24, 2012, 10:18:18 pm »

I just got a river named, The Scum of Candy :P All i thank about that is " Hey kid want some free candy?
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« Reply #2321 on: March 25, 2012, 01:40:25 pm »

Fought a vampire with the surname Fruitythunder :/.
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« Reply #2322 on: March 25, 2012, 02:06:59 pm »

Started a random fortress with "Play Now," so I couldn't choose the name.

It ended up being "Spraypaint."

What.
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« Reply #2323 on: March 25, 2012, 02:13:37 pm »

"Spraypaint."

That has got to be one of the luckiest RNG draws ever.
You must now figure out a way to make spray paint.

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« Reply #2324 on: March 25, 2012, 03:38:41 pm »

I think I already know what spray paint is.

You know the dark red substance that spurts all over your fortress from your dwarves' wounds, painting all surfaces with a thick glistening coat?

That's not blood, man. That's SPRAYPAINT.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
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