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noah22223

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1965 on: July 23, 2011, 02:54:21 pm »
Quote from: Greiger on July 23, 2011, 11:42:36 am
Isjek Angelroots the Named Odors.  She's the most agile member of my military, and somehow managed to snatch up 15 kills, mostly from killstealing KOed goblins that others disabled with her steel greatsword which is an extreme rarity on this metalless map and is a complete mystery how she managed to get it instead of the militia commander.

I like to think the other members of her squad picker her title.

She also worships Mund the Sensual Bride of Sparkles.  Who is a male god of love.
Her thong.
Someone put the spikes in the wrong way.
But she doesn't tell anyone~
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1966 on: July 23, 2011, 03:30:20 pm »
I got a few more:

"The Hot Arch"

"The Greatest Emancipated Nations"

"The Parched Society"

"The Convenient Confederacy"

and by far the best, "The Lone Basement".
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1967 on: July 24, 2011, 12:59:04 am »
I've had some odd adventurer names before. Prime examples being:

"Ugrad Tunnelraptors"

"Ak Facelobsters"

"Tikbo Glaciercamps"

and the worst of them:

"Olo Largeshafts"
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1968 on: July 24, 2011, 01:07:30 am »
A few Names while i was using the Random name generator to find something epic
Instead...

"Ken Shockpunch"

"Ramsil Calmballs"

"Cerol Doctrineshot"

"Atal ButturedSkins"

"Lokum HatchetTwinkles"

"Catten Lightninglash"
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1969 on: July 24, 2011, 07:35:45 am »
Lefari Nuttssplattered, an elf that was killed by having his left upper leg smashed.  I imagine a certain organ within proximity was also pulverized by the blow.  A lovely figurine was crafted in one of my fortresses to memorialize the significant event ----> http://i.imgur.com/kIFTM.jpg

« Last Edit: July 24, 2011, 07:38:25 am by Moska1167 »
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1970 on: July 24, 2011, 02:59:07 pm »
"Ligir Onionlover The Infinite Pine of Enchantment"

Who then went on to murder many things with both a short sword and silver hammer.
Death by melting. (Damn dragons.)
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1971 on: July 24, 2011, 07:10:38 pm »
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Nekol Spurtedburied the Vomit of Snots the hare monster.

(Don't ask where the human teeth came from  :-X)
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1972 on: July 24, 2011, 09:35:25 pm »
My last adventurer was a martial arts guy, so I put his surname Silenteyes because that's cool.

He gained a title after some time "Violet Music"

So he was "Silenteyes The Violet Music"

Silent music.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1973 on: August 02, 2011, 03:05:22 pm »
Quote from: Sscral on July 24, 2011, 07:10:38 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Nekol Spurtedburied the Vomit of Snots the hare monster.

(Don't ask where the human teeth came from  :-X)

You knocked some poor guy's teeth out after knocking him unconscious, didn't you? (That's always fun. :P )
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SirAaronIII

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1974 on: August 02, 2011, 05:07:51 pm »

This pretty much speaks for itself.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1975 on: August 02, 2011, 05:37:21 pm »
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1976 on: August 04, 2011, 12:11:24 am »
Quote from: SirAaronIII on August 02, 2011, 05:07:51 pm

This pretty much speaks for itself.
rofl

Give the guy that named that a medal.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1977 on: August 04, 2011, 12:12:46 pm »
one of my speardwarves earned the name "Nomal Twinklinggranite the Mighty Vanishment of Merchants"

it was earned when i had him kill some human merchants

my axedwarf was also named "Odom Truesilvers the Disemboweled Ripper of Oak"
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1978 on: August 05, 2011, 03:57:52 pm »

'nuff said.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1979 on: August 08, 2011, 02:58:22 pm »
I was looking at my militia dwarfs when I found this gem.
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