Max: the fun police are here. They've driven up in a normal car, and a perfectly sensible number of them got out of it.
Now, I know the two of us don't always see eye to eye on the matter of fun. I'm against it, as you know. In some ways, it disgusts me. But as much as I dislike it, I believe that certain liberties must be protected. Web and NQT have crossed a line here, and I need to do something about that. I need to do it for KW, and his right to make the game hilarious and nonsensical on the off-chance he's actually a cult leader. I need to do it for Egan, and their natural right to bloodshed. But more than that, I need to do it for myself.
Because there's something I haven't been telling you, even though you've known it all along.
I'm secretly masons with Max.
And I'm a miller. I literally inspect as a mill. And I'm unconvertibly town. I can't change alignment. Not even after the game is over. I didn't believe FoU when he told me, but apparently Mephansteras is backing him up here, and he'll just fucking ban me if I ever roll scum. And also I'm masons with Egan. I should have voted Jim with him when I had the chance, and I'm so, so sorry we've ended up here instead. I'd take it back in an instant.
I'm secretly fun.
Hahahahaha, okay. Who do you want me to vote for, mason buddy?
Okay work through that thought, who else do you think isn't making the 'correct' movements? Is playing bog standard in this setup what you'd expect to see from every town player?
Yeah, you're not getting what I mean. "Bog standard" isn't "the correct movements". The correct movements vary per player and are specific to this game.
You and Knightwing are the only ones who were most clearly not making the correct movements. Web and I both clearly latched onto this from quite early on. There are some players whose movements were not quite perfectly on beat, and some who would know to make the correct movements anyway, but I don't feel the need to go into the whole thing.
Max:, you can make this a world with fun, or go along with the Knightwing wagon and make it a world without fun. As hilarious as it would be to vote Jim out with a wagon of scrappy underdogs propelled by Egan's insatiable bloodlust, I want web. I don't know which world I'll be waking up in tomorrow. But I think you do.
Egan: Kill web with me and I'll give you Jim. I'm like 70% sure he's the other cult leader anyway, I'd be voting him if not for web. I know how web will flip, and even if I'm wrong, I'm going after Jim. But I'm not working with you on this one until I have what I want.
Jiim's ulikely to do anything before I'm no longer able to post. I do not like how this has devolved into voting Knightwing for being absent-ish/wanting to vote Jim. Vote Jim, down with the pyramid scheme.
NO. I want webadict out today. I've made the read, committed to the wagon, and pushed Web until his discipline broke. I'd like Jim out, but the people voting him can't be trusted to hold their damn votes. I don't care if NQT is a damp squib here, we don't need him for the elim.
We have more votes on Webadict, and I'm not switching, because I'm going to sleep and not waking up before the day ends. You want something other than a dumb KW elim? Switch to Web. Stare me down all you like, I'm not blinking. Because my eyes will be shut.
It's called hard commitment. Game theory, baby.
Man, you really aren't very good at fun. But I can see you're trying. Some day, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. Until that day, accept this vote as a gift on your daughter's wedding day.
webadict.
Nobody would go along with it but considering how rarely TricMagic plays things close to the chest I think it might be worth testing here.
I would
absolutely go along with it.
Rest of you are incredibly unimpressive. Are we going to CFD this or what?
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