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[Tradanbattlan]

Heavy Weapons Guy is like a huge teddy bear, with boolets for a heart. Squeeze him to make him laugh! Watch, he even points his magic toy at people to make them sleepy!

[Pandarsenic]

As a spy, I absolutely LOVE heavies.

[Mr.Person]

I think every class likes or at least doesn't mind facing a Heavy, except Scouts from far away, Engineers without a level 3 sentry, and Pyros from far away. Everybody else <3's Heavys.

[dragnar]

Yeah, heavies are a perfectly good class, but they are also incredible targets. Half their job on the team is to take hits, and lots of them.

[PTTG??]

Yeah, heavies are a perfectly good class, but they are also incredible targets. Half their job on the team is to take hits, and lots of them.

Ah, but then he's got lots of hit points, doesn't he? And then the medic has lots of hit points to heal, and thus use to build Ubercharge! And then there's this heavy there, isn't there? And suddenly, rather than a big sack of lard for hitt'n, you've got a giant angry glowing bear with a cannon in it's paws on your hands.

And very few people like that!

[Greiger]

Yea but even then its a very slow angry glowing bear.  Half the time if yer not an engy you can get away or disrupt the uber.

[Sensei]

My personal favorite player is the spy who tries to pretend he's part of your team while you open fire on the bottleneck.

[dragnar]

Yea but even then its a very slow angry glowing bear.  Half the time if yer not an engy you can get away or disrupt the uber.

And yet uber-heavies still tend to get a rather large number of kills.

[Mr.Person]

Yea but even then its a very slow angry glowing bear.  Half the time if yer not an engy you can get away or disrupt the uber.

And yet uber-heavies still tend to get a rather large number of kills.

Which is odd, since they actually make quite poor uber targets. Pyros are better at getting people off of a CP, Demos are better at killing buildings, and Heavies already have a lot of health, so they don't really need to be invincible. They do, however, make good Kritzkrieg targets, although arguably not as good as regular Soldiers.

[Duke 2.0]

 When a soldier misses you wasted a fourth of your damage output. When a heavy misses he adjusts his aim slightly.

[PTTG??]

- LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
(fifty years later) AAAAAAAAAG

One second it's all quiet, then all at once:

HOOOOOONK YOUR SENTRYDISPENSERTELEPORTER IS BEING SAPPEDISDOWN YOU'VE BEENBACKSTABBED YOUR TEAM IS LOOSING FOREVER YOU HAVELOST

[Duke 2.0]

- LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
(fifty years later) AAAAAAAAAG

One second it's all quiet, then all at once:

HOOOOOONK YOUR SENTRYDISPENSERTELEPORTER IS BEING SAPPEDISDOWN YOU'VE BEENBACKSTABBED YOUR TEAM IS LOOSING FOREVER YOU HAVELOST

You failed!

The enemy has captured your intelligence!

Overtime OVERTIME Ooooovertime overtime Overtime.

[Soulwynd]

People just gotta remember the heavy is a close range class. A heavy in an open area with lots of room is screwed up. But on corridors at shotgun range? Be afraid. An uber heavy is great when the sentry is in a corridor as well.

[Duke 2.0]

 An open-range Heavy that has little threat of snipers can be a good support gunner. He is like fire, only at range and takes up ammo.

[Deadbeard]

I can, without a doubt, say that I hate heavies. They're either too slow and can't get to the front fast enough to soak damage for me, or they gun me down.

Boink!