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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #4260 on: April 13, 2011, 08:35:54 am »

Oh, bloody hell. Here I was, getting mad at my marksdwarves who seemingly refuse to pick up a crossbow and bolts, no matter what I do... And then I realise I'm yelling at dwarves with like, a few working arms between them. :/
I feel mean now...
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #4261 on: April 13, 2011, 09:00:25 am »

You don't need the statues, but i do think it'ds a nice addition since you can decorate all your statues with blood and rotate them out of the area as needed, nice work :P

yeah the statues are just for the nice work effect ... its just odd when you use the best statues in the fort .. civillians tend to walk around the beautyful statues ^^
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« Reply #4262 on: April 13, 2011, 09:04:10 am »

Urist McLazyass cancels task Admire Statue: Wooden Training spear Lodged in groin
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #4263 on: April 13, 2011, 10:19:19 am »

Urist McLazyass cancels task Admire Statue: Wooden Training spear Lodged in groin
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #4264 on: April 13, 2011, 10:33:52 am »

First post. Here goes!

Spent such a long time yesterday setting up a proper danger room that could handle several squads at once. I believe it's 82 squares big, took hours to make all the training spears and link every single trap to a lever (kindof regret I didn't think of setting it to a repeater instead, but ohwell).

So when I finally have set it all up, dressed my 20 soldiers in full armor and all the other preparations, I pull the lever. Success! Everything worked, so I set it to repeat for a while, checked back with them a few times to look at their skyrocketing skills. All fine and dandy.

The next month, those alcoholized lemmings suddenly decided that it's bring-your-child-to-work-day. Four toddlers dead in 10 seconds flat.

great quota up that by assigning dogs and or warelefants (i used to have a fort with allmost 100 bred war elefants where 2/3rd died gruesomely in the dangerrooms :) btw you can save alotta place by making one room for each squad with a 1*1 area ..encapsulated with very nice statues and engraved walls/floor .. thats enough .. they can dodge etc even when sitting down :)

like that ..Behold great Art!!
 
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I just tried that. It, uhm, got me some interesting results. Dwarves do kindof catapult around while trying to dodge the spears. Apparently, they're ninja enough to dodge through a locked door and on top of the statues :(
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« Reply #4265 on: April 13, 2011, 10:43:20 am »

Just got another fey mood. -.-

And once again, he picked up 1... ONE item and began constructing. This time i was lucky and got an amazing
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LUCKY ME! -.-

On the plus side, i got a legendary metalcrafter. :D
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« Reply #4266 on: April 13, 2011, 12:31:47 pm »

note to self:
MINERS ARE STUPID.
More then the rest of the dwarfs.
they get the degree in mining by smashing rocks with their head.
Never ever again leave a bunch of dwarfs unattended and with the purpose of digging a MOAT. NEVER. EVER.
only one survived the drowning.
and now, since they dug also too near a cliff, water is pouring down, and not even filling up all the moat. argh. and it's raining!
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #4267 on: April 13, 2011, 01:12:15 pm »

Oh, bloody hell. Here I was, getting mad at my marksdwarves who seemingly refuse to pick up a crossbow and bolts, no matter what I do... And then I realise I'm yelling at dwarves with like, a few working arms between them. :/
I feel mean like a DF Overlord now...

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #4268 on: April 13, 2011, 01:32:21 pm »

First post. Here goes!

Spent such a long time yesterday setting up a proper danger room that could handle several squads at once. I believe it's 82 squares big, took hours to make all the training spears and link every single trap to a lever (kindof regret I didn't think of setting it to a repeater instead, but ohwell).

So when I finally have set it all up, dressed my 20 soldiers in full armor and all the other preparations, I pull the lever. Success! Everything worked, so I set it to repeat for a while, checked back with them a few times to look at their skyrocketing skills. All fine and dandy.

The next month, those alcoholized lemmings suddenly decided that it's bring-your-child-to-work-day. Four toddlers dead in 10 seconds flat.

great quota up that by assigning dogs and or warelefants (i used to have a fort with allmost 100 bred war elefants where 2/3rd died gruesomely in the dangerrooms :) btw you can save alotta place by making one room for each squad with a 1*1 area ..encapsulated with very nice statues and engraved walls/floor .. thats enough .. they can dodge etc even when sitting down :)

like that ..Behold great Art!!
 
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I just tried that. It, uhm, got me some interesting results. Dwarves do kindof catapult around while trying to dodge the spears. Apparently, they're ninja enough to dodge through a locked door and on top of the statues :(
The trick is to keep the training area as small as possible.
Imagine a cross of 5 in diameter with armor stand sourrounded by a door each side and one spot for the spears, thats maximum to cover... supports 4 full squads. just block everything else around with natural walls and doors. :) i would graph it down but smartphoning atm :P
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #4269 on: April 13, 2011, 11:08:51 pm »

My miners were chipping away the cliff-side of my oceanside fort, and I'd forgotten about the murky pool that the walls were built over. They dug it away and all five of my legendary miners were swept into the deep. :(
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #4270 on: April 14, 2011, 10:10:02 am »

Got my first goblin siege in just a minute ago. :D

I was making a strategy plan on how to survive 18 goblins and a giant toad by funneling them through the lots of cage traps, and unpaused.
A few moments went on, and my soldiers waited for the goblins. :O
Then, i saw them coming... from the DAMN WELLS!

Seems like i forgot to wall of my channels which led to my wells in the middle of my fort. -.-

/FACEPALM!

i killed all of them without casualties though. :D victory!
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #4271 on: April 14, 2011, 04:40:44 pm »

Mayor just forbid the export of... Wooden bins.
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« Reply #4272 on: April 14, 2011, 06:16:20 pm »

Mayor just forbid the export of... Wooden bins.

Well his future just got warmer...
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« Reply #4273 on: April 14, 2011, 06:17:31 pm »

Mayor just forbid the export of... Wooden bins.
Metal bins are worth more!
But seriously, magma that guy.
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« Reply #4274 on: April 14, 2011, 08:59:58 pm »

Or not. Wooden bins are easy to produce under most circumstances, and are useful things for him to mandate production of. Individually selecting items for trade just takes a bit longer, and hey, you can still export metal ones with their contents.
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