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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #5445 on: December 14, 2011, 03:56:04 am »
I just figured out why moats under drawbridges is a really good idea, at least in areas where your dwarves will be commuting to work slacking off.   Hello Mr. Highmaster Jeweller, welcome to Buttravaged.   Good bye, Mr. Highmaster Jeweller.   We'ld put up a memorial slab, but it seems you've been atomized so ...meh, why bother?

Also, chaining my guard dogs up near the bridge wasn't too brilliant, either.   Looked nice.. but.. no.   

And of course, to top it all off... you have to dig the moat FIRST.  Man do I love this game!

@PhantomXD: heheh, that is awesome  :D
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« Reply #5446 on: December 14, 2011, 08:01:51 am »
Well this is failest fail I ever had in this failtastic world.

I started new fortress. The place was fucking epic, I started digging and in first minutes i found loads of silver. Then I went some on youtube while my dwarfs were working. When I came back, I had only two dwarfs left. All of them drowned because ice has melted and I didn't realize my workshops and stores were on a lake from where I was digging entrance to my fortress. SOOOOOOOO FAIL

A little question:
I still don't get it. What's better - shallow or deep metals?
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #5447 on: December 14, 2011, 08:06:55 am »
thats a pretty epic fail yes
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #5448 on: December 14, 2011, 01:39:28 pm »
Quote from: PijanySmok on December 14, 2011, 08:01:51 am
A little question:
I still don't get it. What's better - shallow or deep metals?
Shallow metals could possible be considered better, since you don't have to dig down very far to get them.
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« Reply #5449 on: December 14, 2011, 04:06:29 pm »
My chief medical dwarf is taking a break during a goblinseige. I thank he's trying to tell me something... Facepalm...
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« Reply #5450 on: December 14, 2011, 04:13:29 pm »
I had a bunch of injured dwarves in my hospital after a siege, and the doctors were tasting them and everything. One of them had both his hands ripped off. I decided to make a well, so I designated a channel to the river. My mind derped and my dwarf dug the last block. He drowned and got eaten by carp. My hospital was flooded, so I locked the doctors and injured dwarves into the hospital to avoid flooding my whole fortress.

*Facepalm*
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #5451 on: December 14, 2011, 04:18:05 pm »
Quote from: Pardus on December 14, 2011, 04:13:29 pm
I had a bunch of injured dwarves in my hospital after a siege, and the doctors were tasting them and everything. One of them had both his hands ripped off. I decided to make a well, so I designated a channel to the river. My mind derped and my dwarf dug the last block. He drowned and got eaten by carp. My hospital was flooded, so I locked the doctors and injured dwarves into the hospital to avoid flooding my whole fortress.

*Facepalm*
Now you can make an aquarium of this hospital.
Next to the dining hall or bedrooms.
To harden the inner spirits.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #5452 on: December 15, 2011, 03:29:45 pm »
With glass windows, and a noble-dumping system. Just so the commoners can have some fun watching the carnage, and to show them how rank works....

ie. Dwarf > Noble < Carp
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #5453 on: December 15, 2011, 03:31:04 pm »
Quote from: Serrational on December 15, 2011, 03:29:45 pm
With glass windows, and a noble-dumping system. Just so the commoners can have some fun watching the carnage, and to show them how rank works....

ie. Dwarf > Noble < Carp
That diagram shows that carp are simultaneously greater than AND less than, while not being equal. I approve.
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« Reply #5454 on: December 15, 2011, 03:58:02 pm »
Quote from: Necro910 on December 15, 2011, 03:31:04 pm
Quote from: Serrational on December 15, 2011, 03:29:45 pm
With glass windows, and a noble-dumping system. Just so the commoners can have some fun watching the carnage, and to show them how rank works....

ie. Dwarf > Noble < Carp
That diagram shows that carp are simultaneously greater than AND less than, while not being equal. I approve.

Illogical diagrams for the win!
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Quote from: Ieb on December 08, 2011, 06:27:16 am
I figured the guy was a goner too when a noseless bat from hell flew right over the fortifications and attacked.

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #5455 on: December 16, 2011, 01:37:22 am »
Quote from: Serrational on December 15, 2011, 03:58:02 pm
Quote from: Necro910 on December 15, 2011, 03:31:04 pm
Quote from: Serrational on December 15, 2011, 03:29:45 pm
With glass windows, and a noble-dumping system. Just so the commoners can have some fun watching the carnage, and to show them how rank works....

ie. Dwarf > Noble < Carp
That diagram shows that carp are simultaneously greater than AND less than, while not being equal. I approve.

Illogical diagrams for the win!

Not illogical... it is the same as saying:
Dwarf > Noble && Carp > Noble

It simply does not give the relationship between Carp and regular Dwarves...
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« Reply #5456 on: December 16, 2011, 04:39:49 am »
Quote from: EmeraldWind on December 16, 2011, 01:37:22 am

Not illogical... it is the same as saying:
Dwarf > Noble && Carp > Noble

It simply does not give the relationship between Carp and regular Dwarves...

we all know who wins that fight...
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #5457 on: December 16, 2011, 05:12:54 am »
Quote from: daggaz on December 16, 2011, 04:39:49 am
Quote from: EmeraldWind on December 16, 2011, 01:37:22 am

Not illogical... it is the same as saying:
Dwarf > Noble && Carp > Noble

It simply does not give the relationship between Carp and regular Dwarves...

we all know who wins that fight...

The noble who seem be a masterful biter.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #5458 on: December 16, 2011, 11:38:29 am »
Quote from: Ultimuh on December 16, 2011, 05:12:54 am
Quote from: daggaz on December 16, 2011, 04:39:49 am
Quote from: EmeraldWind on December 16, 2011, 01:37:22 am

Not illogical... it is the same as saying:
Dwarf > Noble && Carp > Noble

It simply does not give the relationship between Carp and regular Dwarves...

we all know who wins that fight...

The noble who seem be a masterful biter.
How did you think he became so high ranking  ;D
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #5459 on: December 16, 2011, 11:49:39 am »
Quote from: Necro910 on December 16, 2011, 11:38:29 am
Quote from: Ultimuh on December 16, 2011, 05:12:54 am
Quote from: daggaz on December 16, 2011, 04:39:49 am
Quote from: EmeraldWind on December 16, 2011, 01:37:22 am

Not illogical... it is the same as saying:
Dwarf > Noble && Carp > Noble

It simply does not give the relationship between Carp and regular Dwarves...

we all know who wins that fight...

The noble who seem be a masterful biter.
How did you think he became so high ranking  ;D
Is it even possible for a dwarf noble? xD

Is everyone here a pony already? :o
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