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Angel Of Death

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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #1110 on: May 16, 2011, 02:34:47 am »

I was about to say, "Man, he must be really mad at that Bronze Colossus!"
You should know that bronze colossi don't have brains or any of that "organic" crap. That would make them vulnerable.
I was making a penis joke.   8)
If your tallywhacker looks like that, go see a doctor.
If your tallywhacker has a brain, what should you see?
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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #1111 on: May 16, 2011, 10:05:57 am »

I was about to say, "Man, he must be really mad at that Bronze Colossus!"
You should know that bronze colossi don't have brains or any of that "organic" crap. That would make them vulnerable.
I was making a penis joke.   8)
If your tallywhacker looks like that, go see a doctor.
If your tallywhacker has a brain, what should you see?
I don't know, why don't you ask your tallywhacker?
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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #1112 on: May 16, 2011, 04:12:48 pm »

I was about to say, "Man, he must be really mad at that Bronze Colossus!"
You should know that bronze colossi don't have brains or any of that "organic" crap. That would make them vulnerable.
I was making a penis joke.   8)
If your tallywhacker looks like that, go see a doctor.
If your tallywhacker has a brain, what should you see?
I don't know, why don't you ask your tallywhacker?
"Tallywhacker, who should I talk to about the fact that you are sapient?"
"I would recommend a meeting between me and your palm, good sir."
"My hand is sapient too?"
"No, that's just my thinking spot."
« Last Edit: May 16, 2011, 04:14:53 pm by Horizon9 »
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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #1113 on: May 16, 2011, 08:26:42 pm »

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

(I apologize if that's the incorrect usage of the meme.)
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Devling

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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #1114 on: May 16, 2011, 08:27:25 pm »

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

(I apologize if that's the incorrect usage of the meme.)
No. It's fine.
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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #1115 on: May 16, 2011, 09:48:29 pm »

I was about to say, "Man, he must be really mad at that Bronze Colossus!"
You should know that bronze colossi don't have brains or any of that "organic" crap. That would make them vulnerable.
I was making a penis joke.   8)
If your tallywhacker looks like that, go see a doctor.
If your tallywhacker has a brain, what should you see?
I don't know, why don't you ask your tallywhacker?
"Tallywhacker, who should I talk to about the fact that you are sapient?"
"I would recommend a meeting between me and your palm, good sir."
"My hand is sapient too?"
"No, that's just my thinking spot."

Ignoring the combobreaker, Rosie Palms/Palmela Handerson is indeed sapient.
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Devling

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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #1116 on: May 16, 2011, 10:03:58 pm »

I was about to say, "Man, he must be really mad at that Bronze Colossus!"
You should know that bronze colossi don't have brains or any of that "organic" crap. That would make them vulnerable.
I was making a penis joke.   8)
If your tallywhacker looks like that, go see a doctor.
If your tallywhacker has a brain, what should you see?
I don't know, why don't you ask your tallywhacker?
"Tallywhacker, who should I talk to about the fact that you are sapient?"
"I would recommend a meeting between me and your palm, good sir."
"My hand is sapient too?"
"No, that's just my thinking spot."

Ignoring the combobreaker, Rosie Palms/Palmela Handerson is indeed sapient.
Sapient...or sentient?  :o
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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #1117 on: May 17, 2011, 01:28:49 am »

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

His arms were promptly broken and his head was caved in after he passed out from the pain.
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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #1118 on: May 17, 2011, 02:54:30 am »

... Is that one with the armband a nazi sasquatch?

Hating elves has nothing to do with nazis. Quite the opposite, actually, I'm sure Adolf adored elves.
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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #1119 on: May 17, 2011, 10:00:27 am »

... Is that one with the armband a nazi sasquatch?

Hating elves has nothing to do with nazis. Quite the opposite, actually, I'm sure Adolf adored elves.
So can I use 'Hitler liked Elves' to explain my hatred of elves now?
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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #1120 on: May 17, 2011, 10:16:23 am »

So can I use 'Hitler liked Elves' to explain my hatred of elves now?
Of course not. There are millions of other valid reasons.
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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #1121 on: May 17, 2011, 12:48:58 pm »

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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #1122 on: May 17, 2011, 12:51:53 pm »

He would probably see elves AND dwarves as inferior species.

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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #1123 on: May 17, 2011, 02:43:14 pm »

I like how we've gone from comics based of DF adventure mode to whether Hitler prefered Dwarves or Elves.

I also like the image of WW2 with Dwarves and Elves replacing the Allies.
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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #1124 on: May 17, 2011, 02:45:13 pm »

Hitler wanted humans!
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