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[WillowLuman]

Never go down without a fight!! Even if you lose all of your limbs... nudge damnit... nudge

I remember playing as a vampire who got mobbed by peasants so badly he lost all his limbs, and managed to injure a few with 'push' before bleeding out.

Even his head? Or does that count as a limb?


Marx. Im sorry i barely had time to draw my own stuff with school work and exams. So sorry i wont be drawing it..

When all your limbs are gone, you bite. I once had a last stand end with 3 biting kills. Truly fighting to the last.

[Doctor Blood]

Never go down without a fight!! Even if you lose all of your limbs... nudge damnit... nudge

I remember playing as a vampire who got mobbed by peasants so badly he lost all his limbs, and managed to injure a few with 'push' before bleeding out.

Even his head? Or does that count as a limb?


Marx. Im sorry i barely had time to draw my own stuff with school work and exams. So sorry i wont be drawing it..

When all your limbs are gone, you bite. I once had a last stand end with 3 biting kills. Truly fighting to the last.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail: The Black Knight once said, "I'll Bite your Legs OFF!"

[WillowLuman]

I dunno about legs, but believe me, you certainly can get their feet XD

And sometimes their heads.

It's just unbelievably funny, the image of a limbless person biting someone by the foot and shaking them around.

[Doctor Blood]

This might be the last one for today! I wish I could make them better haha oh well
This was the most epic string of deaths for me by throwing shit at things haha

The Axeman died shortly after due to blood loss haha He wandered around for a few minutes, retching, passing out, retching passing out hahah then death.

[KingofstarrySkies]

someone please draw this:
I had fought through armies (I'm half serious.) and I had gone out to kill the deadly hydra that had destroyed over 500 000 people. I had fought dragons, demons, everything. and then, I faced the beast, took me an hour to locate it. I was a swordsman, so the whole stab its lower body thing was doomed. I chopped off its first head in the first strike, and being a necromancer, brought it back to life.

After awhile, I still hadn't chopped of another head, and he had bit my shield hand off. I was incredibly pissed, and my little head guy had died. So, in a fit of rage, I threw it at him. it smacked him in the face, and all of a sudden, I was almost dead. The jerk had gotten enraged, and charged me, knocking me to the ground, causing me to almost die. In my last bit of hope, I realized I had a spear in my Inv, so i equipped it, as i was getting mauled, and stabbed him in the stomach.

I do not understand what happened that day. I never will. But all of a sudden, the hydra was dead. I traveled to the nearest civ and after I turned in my quest, bled to death. on the floor of the lords tower.

Like a boss. 

[Nedinu]

That's kind of a lot going on in that one.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

someone please draw this:
I had fought through armies ((I'm half serious).) and I had gone out to kill the deadly hydra that had destroyed over 500 000 people. I had fought dragons, demons, everything. and then, I faced the beast, took me an hour to locate it. I was a swordsman, so the whole stab its lower body thing was doomed. I chopped off its first head in the first strike, and being a necromancer, brought it back to life.

After awhile, I still hadn't chopped of another head, and he had bit my shield hand off. I was incredibly pissed, and my little head guy had died. So, in a fit of rage, I threw it at him. it smacked him in the face, and all of a sudden, I was almost dead. The jerk had gotten enraged, and charged me, knocking me to the ground, causing me to almost die. In my last bit of hope, I realized I had a spear in my Inv, so i equipped it, as i was getting mauled, and stabbed him in the stomach.

I do not understand what happened that day. I never will. But all of a sudden, the hydra was dead. I traveled to the nearest civ and after I turned in my quest, bled to death. on the floor of the lords tower.

Like a boss. 

Something about this story doesn't add up....

[Putnam]

Spoiler: 5 minutes in MSPaint (click to show/hide)

going super saiyan in grief after friend dies

[Ameablable]

Spoiler: 5 minutes in MSPaint (click to show/hide)

going super saiyan in grief after friend dies

I cant quite tell... but.. does he have a dick? Or is that just a leg protrusion?

[WillowLuman]

I... I think it's a belt

[Ameablable]

He should buckle it up then

[Eric Blank]

It's cancer.

[WillowLuman]

Added these songs to my soundsense, made Adventure mode feel SO EPIC. Too bad nothing epic happened

[Putnam]

Spoiler: 5 minutes in MSPaint (click to show/hide)

going super saiyan in grief after friend dies

I cant quite tell... but.. does he have a dick? Or is that just a leg protrusion?

It was my first attempt at legs that I forgot to erase

[Tradanbattlan]

So, my new fortress has 5/6 of my dwarves brainwashed by elves, I think.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

(Picture is clickthrough if you can't read my chickenscratch at this size)

All of these prissy-ass gods (and the god of EVERYTHING METAL) take the form of dwarves. It bothers me.