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[Kelbin]

Now Elves that eat demons (and maybe a bronze colossus) with their bare hands for a living, Come on that has atleast gotta be worth the alliance, Their savages in war just like kobolds with their cruelly barbed spears and their annoyingly poisonous bugs, except elves have unicorns and someday various other animals that would make some of us feel dead like the fact that giant cave spiders have the [NATURAL] tag.

Comeon they do their part for Armok's thirst for blood creation and war and the rising and falling of empires.

And blood...

Second thought i think they will make more dyes then kills.

[smjjames]

How do you eat something which doesn't even have flesh?

[Kelbin]

How do goblins and kobolds eat bones?

[smjjames]

How do goblins and kobolds eat bones?

I'm talking about the bronze colossus. It's suppoused to be made entirely of bronze.

[Rowanas]

How do goblins and kobolds eat bones?

I'm talking about the bronze colossus. It's supposed to be made entirely of bronze.

But really he's just a softie inside. They all are really. When megabeasts come to your fort you never welcome them inside and give them a hug, do you. You heartless bastards...

[BigFatDwarf]

How do goblins and kobolds eat bones?

I'm talking about the bronze colossus. It's supposed to be made entirely of bronze.

But really he's just a softie inside. They all are really. When megabeasts come to your fort you never welcome them inside and give them a hug, do you. You heartless bastards...

But we do! Anytime a meggie comes, we're so happy we make an entire celebration! We peddle souvenirs, and even prepare the heavily armed escorts at the entrance! And we build a few towers with archers so they can mark the way to the fortress with arrows! Of love!

[Sensei]

I'm pretty sure that a few forts have tried that.

...you won't find them on maps anymore.

[Judas Maccabeus]

I'm talking about the bronze colossus. It's supposed to be made entirely of bronze.

But really he's just a softie inside. They all are really. When megabeasts come to your fort you never welcome them inside and give them a hug, do you. You heartless bastards...

Okay, this is making its way into my sig.

[Rowanas]

I...I got sigged... *sniffle*

[kilakan]

But... but... tame Giant Scorpions!

Omg I read this and was like wait a sec I think I was the one who got the tame giant scorpions and it made me feel so good to have an impact not sure what is was but nice anyways. 

[Osmosis Jones]

Heh, how many did you get? I got two at a fortress I used to have (they were both male ).

[Radioactive Zombie]

But... but... tame Giant Scorpions!

Omg I read this and was like wait a sec I think I was the one who got the tame giant scorpions and it made me feel so good to have an impact not sure what is was but nice anyways. 

Giant Albino Radscorpions > Giant Scorpions.

[Rowanas]

I looked everywhere for the giant radscorpion but never found it. I heard tales of an enormous Yaoi-Guoi, but never found it.

[BigFatDwarf]

Wait ... wait. So how did we get from bronze-eating elves to Fallout 3 lore?

[Rowanas]

blame Zombie Elves