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Author Topic: Foot Soldiers V2 (waiting list, don't worry, we die fast)  (Read 22250 times)

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Re: Foot Soldiers V2 (waiting list, don't worry, we die fast)
« Reply #60 on: February 10, 2010, 03:02:30 pm »

Oh heck I'll go with Grey and Mission.

IF (They are willing to share loot with me)
    THEN (I will guard and keep an eye out instead of loot)
ELSE (I will just loot with them)
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If both of them don't reply then I guess they aren't willing to share, so I loot with them.

If you keep watch I'll give you a quarter of what I find.
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Re: Foot Soldiers V2 (waiting list, don't worry, we die fast)
« Reply #61 on: February 10, 2010, 03:31:30 pm »

Awesome, if Grey will give me the same deal I'll guard them.
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Re: Foot Soldiers V2 (waiting list, don't worry, we die fast)
« Reply #62 on: February 10, 2010, 06:57:36 pm »

Little?
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Re: Foot Soldiers V2 (waiting list, don't worry, we die fast)
« Reply #63 on: February 10, 2010, 07:29:13 pm »

Loot.
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Re: Foot Soldiers V2 (waiting list, don't worry, we die fast)
« Reply #64 on: February 10, 2010, 07:29:58 pm »

WOO!

With us? Or ... alone?
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Re: Foot Soldiers V2 (waiting list, don't worry, we die fast)
« Reply #65 on: February 10, 2010, 09:20:55 pm »

"Very well. I'll agree to a division of force. One forth of my loot to the guard. Loud noise for a warning alert."
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Re: Foot Soldiers V2 (waiting list, don't worry, we die fast)
« Reply #66 on: February 10, 2010, 10:07:31 pm »

I'll hoot twice like a barn-owl :P
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Re: Foot Soldiers V2 (waiting list, don't worry, we die fast)
« Reply #67 on: February 10, 2010, 10:19:07 pm »

And once like a screech-owl.
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Re: Foot Soldiers V2 (waiting list, don't worry, we die fast)
« Reply #68 on: February 10, 2010, 11:09:59 pm »

Well, since we're all staying together...
Loot, 1/4 goes to our guard.
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Re: Foot Soldiers V2 (waiting list, don't worry, we die fast)
« Reply #69 on: February 10, 2010, 11:42:31 pm »

Manfred ventures forth into the unknown! Alone. Jerks.

He has a nasty encounter with a bunny!

Name: Killer Bunny
HP: 10/10
Level: 1

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Gray, Mission, and Little pillage the nearby huts for loot while Ewart stands guard.

This turn, you find: 10 gold, Iron Vambraces.

Ewart spots the enemy! They are approaching your group, but are unaware of you.

Name: Enemy Soldier
HP: 25/25
Level: 1
Weapon: Wooden Morningstar
Equipped: Leather High boots, Leather Buckler, Leather Vambraces, Leather Greaves

Name: Enemy Soldier
HP: 25/25
Level: 1
Weapon: Iron Longsword
Equipped: Copper Helm, Iron High boots, Iron Shield, Bone Breastplate
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Re: Foot Soldiers V2 (waiting list, don't worry, we die fast)
« Reply #70 on: February 10, 2010, 11:54:30 pm »

As long as this bunny isn't wielding Bittersweet chocolate covered antimatter raisins or sharks WFLB(first PC to tell me where that's from gets 1/2 of my next looting spree), I think I'll be alright.

Bash the bunny with my pick, and make a neat hat out of it.
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Re: Foot Soldiers V2 (waiting list, don't worry, we die fast)
« Reply #71 on: February 10, 2010, 11:58:26 pm »

NO!
YOU MUST THROW THE HOLY HAND GRENADE
DOOOO EEEEET
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Re: Foot Soldiers V2 (waiting list, don't worry, we die fast)
« Reply #72 on: February 11, 2010, 12:17:41 am »

I quietly hoot and get my friends' attention.

My plan: we hide and hope they pass us by so we can attack from behind. In any case, we all attack Longsword Guy until he dies.

So: I attempt to hide.
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Re: Foot Soldiers V2 (waiting list, don't worry, we die fast)
« Reply #73 on: February 11, 2010, 12:17:53 am »

Manfred gets the jump on the Killer Bunny.

Turn 1 - Manfred

Manfred takes a swing at the bunny with his Copper Pick!
The Copper Pick connects with the Killer Bunny's right front leg!
The Copper Pick hits for 4 damage!

Turn 1 - Killer Bunny

The Killer Bunny leaps at Manfred, sharp teeth outstretched.
Manfred steps aside at the last moment.

Turn 2 - Manfred

Manfred haphazardly swings at the Killer Bunny.
The Killer Bunny is distracted by a piece of lettuce, causing the swing to go way overhead.

Turn 2 - Killer Bunny

The Killer Bunny tries to bite Manfred on the ankle.
Manfred kicks it out of the way.

Turn 3 - Manfred

Manfred swings half-heartedly at the bunny.
The swing goes wide!

Turn 3 - Killer Bunny

The Killer Bunny jumps up and bites Manfred on the right arm!
Manfred takes 2 damage!

Turn 4 - Manfred

Manfred lands a hit on the Killer Bunny's left rear leg!
He does 6 damage!

The Killer Bunny is slain!


We came, we saw, we kicked their ass:
No loot!

Manfred gains 10 EXP!
Manfred has leveled up! Manfred may now gain one new skill.

EDIT: forgot about the potion dipping, oops!
« Last Edit: February 11, 2010, 12:31:31 am by Squeegy »
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Re: Foot Soldiers V2 (waiting list, don't worry, we die fast)
« Reply #74 on: February 11, 2010, 12:23:43 am »

By the by, Frelock, if my post counts (even though I'm not a PC), give the loot to LeoLeonardo, since I'm not playing, okay?
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