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Author Topic: This game needs a tag line  (Read 327276 times)

Deus Asmoth

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Re: This game needs a tagline
« Reply #1050 on: March 25, 2014, 09:36:19 am »

Dwarf fortress: Blood raining from the sky is one of the least horrifying things that can happen.

Dwarf Fortress: To make up for killing your entire family, we will give you a really nice sock.

Dwarf Fortress: Cut the trees and dig the stones, Scream as goblins break your bones.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #1051 on: March 25, 2014, 10:17:56 am »

Dwarf fortress: Better than sex
Dwarf fortress: Committing genocide on a daily basis
Dwarf fortress: The Magma-related Armageddon simulator
Dwarf fortress: By the time you finish reading this you're dwarves have died
Dwarf fortress: Solving problems one dead dwarf at a time
Dwarf fortress: A game of masochism and cats
Dwarf fortress: WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW
Dwarf fortress: !science! at it's finest
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Dwarf4Explosives

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #1052 on: March 25, 2014, 01:59:55 pm »

Dwarf fortress: WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
Dwarf Fortress: Where your gods are sniggering in a corner about their silly names.
Alternatively:
Dwarf Fortress: Where your god is a sociopath with a bad sense of humor who is extremely funny.
Alternatively:
Dwarf Fortress: It's god's name is both ironic and appropriate at the same time. It's Schrodinger's sociopathy!
« Last Edit: March 27, 2014, 10:58:09 am by Dwarf4Explosives »
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Re: This game needs a tagline
« Reply #1053 on: March 27, 2014, 03:45:08 am »

Dwarf Fortress: Cut the trees and dig the stones, Scream as goblins break your bones.

Bravo, +1
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #1054 on: March 27, 2014, 04:35:56 am »

Dwarf Fortress: Immigrants are the expendable gender.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #1055 on: March 27, 2014, 05:56:01 am »

Dwarf Fortress: Equal Opportunities Genocide
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #1056 on: March 27, 2014, 09:40:38 am »

Probably already done and too lazy to search, but...

Dwarf Fortress: Strike the Fun.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #1057 on: March 27, 2014, 02:57:10 pm »

Dwarf Fortress: Everything can be solved with magma and horrible death

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #1058 on: April 13, 2014, 03:53:21 pm »

Dwarf Fortress: Everything must be sufficiently convoluted.

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #1059 on: April 13, 2014, 04:04:28 pm »

Dwarf Fortress: If it ain't on fire, we don't care!
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #1060 on: April 14, 2014, 10:22:49 am »

Dwarf Fortress: If only we had liquids for the well.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #1061 on: April 22, 2014, 12:10:28 pm »

I just couldn't resist:
Dwarf Fortress: Burn baby burn.
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...why do your hydras have two more heads than mine? 
Does that mean male hydras... oh god dammit.

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #1062 on: April 23, 2014, 09:06:36 am »

Dwarf Fortress: Your megalomania needs a workout.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #1063 on: April 23, 2014, 09:45:10 am »

Dwarf Fortress: because deep down, we all want to commit genocide.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #1064 on: April 23, 2014, 11:02:43 am »

Dwarf Fortress: Where we do not give a fuck.
Dwarf Fortress: Let your inner sadist out!
Dwarf Fortress: Where cats are a valuable food resource... or a threat.
Dwarf Fortress: !!PIG TAIL FIBER SOCK!!
Dwarf Fortress: Job cancelled.
Dwarf Fortress: The only game to simulate quantum physics... soon.
Dwarf Fortress: The most gruesome deaths are the most !!FUN!!
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