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[Karnewarrior]

I had a dream with Phantom in it. He was an ass.

[Phantom]

I had a dream with Phantom in it. He was an ass.

Not surprising.
*Departs yet again*

[Tarran]

Aren't you getting tired from walking back and forth?

[Phantom]

Aren't you getting tired from walking back and forth?

Considering I am sitting in the Montauk, I am not walking and I am not tired.
*Departs*

[Karnewarrior]

come back phantom. I will make you obey!!!!!

[Phantom]

come back phantom. I will make you obey!!!!!

No.
I believe in Kane.
One Vision, One Purpouse.

[Ultimuh]

come back phantom. I will make you obey!!!!!

No.
I believe in Kane.
One Vision, One Purpouse.

Ah yes Kane.

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Hmm.. I wanted to make a witty comment but I couldn't get my brain to process one..

[Karnewarrior]

come back phantom. I will make you obey!!!!!

No.
I believe in Kane.
One Vision, One Purpouse.

Ah yes Kane.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Hmm.. I wanted to make a witty comment but I couldn't get my brain to process one..

Ha, Phantom didn't get it.
Also, I have a not-so-witty comment on Kane

Spoiler: NotsoWitty (click to show/hide)

Nice Mustache, Dumbass.

[Phantom]

Jesus I like RAM better than you people.
Speaking of RAM, where is the guy?

[Tarran]

I'll admit I haven't seen him anywhere lately, he still comes onto the forum though.
Try his latest posts.

[Diablous]

Wait for update.

[webadict]

Also you are underworked and overpaid. AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA TAKE THIS ANYMORE!

> Roll up Highlights for Adults magazine tightly and glare at everyone in the room.

You take the Highlights for Adults Magazine with you as you leave.

New Object Added: Highlights for Adults Magazine

Explain that you are suffering from sever amnesia; you cannot remember anything until someone else tells you about it. Also insanity, which made you crash your car.

The doctor stares at you. You feel as though telling him all your problem will solve nothing.

Leonardo, fuck no.

Explain that you are suffering from sever amnesia; you cannot remember anything until someone else tells you about it. Also insanity, which made you crash your car.

Temporary Insanity.
And I prefer to see me as conscious thought and his frontal lobe instead of something caused from schizophrenia.


Wait patiently.

There is no need to wait patiently when the doctor is ready to help you!

Walk up to the doctor and cheerfully say," I appear to be suffering from memory loss, I hear voices that tell me to do a variety of different things, including one that thought I was a woman, and I have just been in a car crash. Please make me better!" and give him a big smile. No sense brooding over this turn of events.

And add: "and please, within the next ten minutes"

The doctor writes some things on his Notepad.

Walk up to the doctor and say," I appear to be suffering from memory loss, I hear voices that tell me to do a variety of different things, including one that thought I was a woman, and I have just been in a car crash. Please make me better!" and give him a big smile. No sense brooding over this turn of events.

Nein...

I'll say in a more sane way.
 
"Doc, as you can see, there is fucking glass IN MY HEAD! And before I was in the crash, I was suffering memory loss, and only recognizing things if I see them or I am told about them. And although I am sure I wasn't suffering schizophrenia before this date, I am now. Apparently my fucked up mind told me to crash into my bosses car, and it is still acting fucked up now. Please help me before my frontal and parietal lobes fail."

Seriously, if don't act a little panicked I bet the doctor will think we're insane. Who wouldn't be panicked if we crashed into a car and had glass in our fucking head.

The doctor speaks slow and calmly, "We're going to get you some Medicine and remove those pieces of glass, okay?"

*rewinds tape*

Smile at the doctor "Thank you so much for making time to see me.  I think I'm developing a rather nasty rash and thought I should get it checked."

The doctor looks questioningly at you. "You have a rash?"

*rewinds tape*

Smile at the doctor "Thank you so much for making time to see me.  I think I'm developing a rather nasty rash and thought I should get it checked."

Tell the doctor that you got in a car accident.

EDIT: And ask about this "991" thing. Isn't it 911?

"Yes, you've told me that several times now. And what are you talking about?"

The doctor brings you to a scale and weighs you. He then takes you to a small room. He leaves.

A Nurse enters.

What do you do?

[Phantom]

"Man, I have no hope. I just need euthanasia, I... I need rest. Some things are just causing things bad for my well being and others."

But seeing as how you people like being insane bloody mental psychos I doubt this will get through.
Why can't there be one serious forum game here?

[Tarran]

"Man, I have no hope. I just need euthanasia, I... I need rest. Some things are just causing things bad for my well being and others."

But seeing as how you people like being insane bloody mental psychos I doubt this will get through.
Why can't there be one serious forum game here?

Why can't you actually have fun for once?

> GO WITH THIS. (since there's not much else we can mess with)

[RandomNumberGenerator]

Why can't there be one serious forum game here?

There are some, and I have found them to be rather fun. But given the nature of online forums, I would not expect anything to be serious unless the GM states so at the beginning.