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Ricky

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whats your favorite non-weapon weapon?
« on: July 02, 2010, 02:10:42 pm »

whats your favorite non-weapon weapon? an emaciated elf's leg? your own chopped off arm? the head of a slain demigod?

right now i currently have a giant desert scorpion pincer, from which i have killed 2 elf towns with it (only started adventuring in that world today)
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Re: whats your favorite non-weapon weapon?
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2010, 03:07:57 pm »

My own body parts, if available. If not, other things body parts. Bonus points if the body part came from the creature I'm fighting.
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Re: whats your favorite non-weapon weapon?
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2010, 03:49:47 pm »

Do my fists count? If not, then my favorite non-weapon weapon is a piece of thread. If you go up to someone and beat the hell out of them with thread, you not only defeat them, you shame them and their entire family for generations to come (providing that there are any survivors).

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Re: whats your favorite non-weapon weapon?
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2010, 04:24:12 pm »

When I was fighting a bronze golem I chopped of its nose and then started beating the hell out of him. I made tons of his body parts go red.. Until !!I!! started melting, at wich point the golem hit me in the face and I died.

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Re: whats your favorite non-weapon weapon?
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2010, 07:02:17 pm »

Fairy: Hey listen! hey listen! Hey! HEY!
Me: NO! YOU LISTEN! *grab*


I therefore conclude, through the scientific method, that brains are not DF zombies weakness.

When I was fighting a bronze golem I chopped of its nose and then started beating the hell out of him. I made tons of his body parts go red.. Until !!I!! started melting, at wich point the golem hit me in the face and I died.
He didn't find the "I got your nose" joke funny at all...
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Re: whats your favorite non-weapon weapon?
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2010, 11:58:04 pm »

I use a dead alligator.
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Re: whats your favorite non-weapon weapon?
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2010, 12:10:29 am »

Is weight a factor in improvised weapons? I have an intact dragon corpse for the moment...
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Re: whats your favorite non-weapon weapon?
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2010, 02:19:57 am »

Is weight a factor in improvised weapons? I have an intact dragon corpse for the moment...
Yup...heavier means it hits harder & more likely to break bones and/or make your targets fly. How old was the dragon when you killed it? If it's less than a 1000yrs, then it has yet to reach it maximum "hurting potential".

Also, do note that the heavier corpses will often slow you down greatly for obvious reasons.
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Re: whats your favorite non-weapon weapon?
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2010, 02:55:13 am »

It depends,I play Deons Genesis Mod so fists and feet but if that is classed as a weapon,then corkscrews.
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Re: whats your favorite non-weapon weapon?
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2010, 08:09:47 am »

Huge serrated disk.

Makes my dwarf adventurer feel like a ninja whos overcompensating for his short stature  :o
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Re: whats your favorite non-weapon weapon?
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2010, 12:32:12 pm »

Cougar heads...I like to hunt cougars, and I like to store their heads as trophies in the tavern.
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Re: whats your favorite non-weapon weapon?
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2010, 12:34:35 pm »

Well, once I killed out a whole town using a barrel, so that is my choice
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Re: whats your favorite non-weapon weapon?
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2010, 08:35:37 pm »

Live butterflies or fairies, whichever I have at the moment.

It is incredibly satisfying to kill a man with a butterfly.
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Re: whats your favorite non-weapon weapon?
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2010, 09:48:38 pm »

I have a Draltha corpse that's nice and trusty.  Killed more than a few troglodytes in its day.
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Re: whats your favorite non-weapon weapon?
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2010, 10:28:03 pm »

It is incredibly satisfying to kill a man with a butterfly.

I'd have to agree with that.
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