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Author Topic: Terrible Jokes  (Read 654237 times)

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4725 on: April 04, 2024, 10:32:26 am »

Did Elon Musk rename Twitter to X.com to prepare for an alien invasion?

Looking a planet to invade? X marks the spot.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4726 on: April 04, 2024, 10:17:40 pm »

A captain wakes up on an island.

He looks around, and sees that the ocean is dark red. The beach is also dark red and the sky's dark red.

He heads inland, and sees dark red flowers, and dark red trees with dark red fruit.

He looks at his hands, and is shocked to see that his skin is also dark red.

He realises he's been marooned.
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