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Queen and country!
- 39 (51.3%)
EMPRESS DEATH METAL
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Author Topic: You are minifig... Will Christmas be saved?  (Read 48910 times)

Haspen

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Re: You are minifig... and 12 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #135 on: December 13, 2010, 04:53:43 pm »

This is totally hillarious.

I mean, why I haven't noticed this earlier?

Play some METAL, try to impress the prince.
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Re: You are minifig... and 12 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #136 on: December 13, 2010, 04:58:06 pm »

>shove APPLE into PIG's mouth
>put PIG on open flame
>eventually feast on PIG

> confincate PRINCE's swords
>modify PRINCE's swords to play METAL

>turn WALL into 4 WALLS with power of yout METAL-smithing
>arrange WALLS  into PRISON

>use HANDCUFFS as NUNCHUCKS
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Re: You are minifig... and 12 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #137 on: December 13, 2010, 05:56:36 pm »

Don't wear original fancy shirt again, want to look TOTALLY METAL in front of the prince!
You misplaced the don't.
Also, I understand the similarity and all, but you gotta double check what words you guys use.
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Re: You are minifig... and 12 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #138 on: December 13, 2010, 07:11:40 pm »

Use hand-cuffs, get kinky with Robot Girlfriend
See whether the Prince likes METAL! or Hip-hop.

Battle of the Bands
Also recruit pig for band. No YOU'RE getting ridiculous!
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Armok

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Re: You are minifig... and 12 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #139 on: December 13, 2010, 07:21:35 pm »

> Impress the prince LITERALLY with LITERAL metal. As in, the mechanical and chemical meanings of the words.
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Re: You are minifig... and 12 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #140 on: December 14, 2010, 02:26:54 am »

> Clearly the prince is an impostor!
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Myroc

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Re: You are minifig... and 12 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #141 on: December 14, 2010, 05:46:34 am »

Take the prince's swords. Combine with handcuffs to make sword-chucks.
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Re: You are minifig... and 12 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #142 on: December 14, 2010, 09:27:34 am »

The amount of conflicting voices in his head is increasing?

Cue him going mad.(oh wait)
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Re: You are minifig... and 12 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #143 on: December 14, 2010, 09:32:00 am »

Get confused about the varying voices opinions in your head. Have another existential crisis.
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Re: You are minifig... and 12 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #144 on: December 14, 2010, 09:33:09 am »

(Sorry for the delay, I had to recharge my camera battery.)

Build a prison with the prison wall and whatever happens to be lying around. Arrest the Prince and the pig for HIGH TREASON! Imprison them in your prison. Offer the queen the apple, be totally surprised if she falls asleep like Snow White.

Attempt to step over the edge of the world.
That prince looks bad-ass, don't arrest him, throw him in a pit with the Dragon Knight in a gladiator duel for great fame for whoever wins!
Trade in some of your accumulated crap to get bricks. You need a Venue of the upcoming Smith Metal! Christmas concert!
>shove APPLE into PIG's mouth
>put PIG on open flame
>eventually feast on PIG

> confincate PRINCE's swords
>modify PRINCE's swords to play METAL

>turn WALL into 4 WALLS with power of yout METAL-smithing
>arrange WALLS  into PRISON

>use HANDCUFFS as NUNCHUCKS
Take the prince's swords. Combine with handcuffs to make sword-chucks.



Mr Smith, tear down this wall!



You rebuild it into something much more civilised: a gladiatorial arena.



Fight!



While the Knight and the Prince duke it out you reforge the handcuffs and swords...



...into Sword-Chucks.

Send the prince to explore THE WORLD OF THE GODS

Make the robo-king punish him with death if he doesn't succeed.
> In order to try to leave the world, stand so you face the edge, and then close your eyes and just start running. Run and run and don't stop for an hour, then open your eyes and examine your surrounding.



You give instructions to the Prince.



He manages to cross the edge!



...and disappears. Huh.

Use hand-cuffs, get kinky with Robot Girlfriend
See whether the Prince likes METAL! or Hip-hop.
Battle of the Bands
Also recruit pig for band. No YOU'RE getting ridiculous!



"BOYFRIEND THOSE HANDCUFFS REDUCE YOUR TOTAL FLESH PERCENTAGE THUS IMPROVING YOU."

Later...



"Hey piggy, wanna join my band?"

"Oink?"

"Awesome!"

Don't wear original fancy shirt again, want to look TOTALLY METAL in front of the prince!
You misplaced the don't.
Also, I understand the similarity and all, but you gotta double check what words you guys use.
This is totally hillarious.

I mean, why I haven't noticed this earlier?

Play some METAL, try to impress the prince.
> Impress the prince LITERALLY with LITERAL metal. As in, the mechanical and chemical meanings of the words.



Suddenly you hear a muffled sound from behind door 14.



It opens, revealing today's gift... and the Prince!



The gift is the legendary Sword Stuck in a Stone! It is said that only true members of the royal family can pull it out.

You play some Smith Metal to cheer up the Prince, but he just doesn't seem to be in the mood for it.

>_
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Re: You are minifig... and 11 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #145 on: December 14, 2010, 09:45:45 am »

Throw a bunch of stuff off the edge of the world and watch what happens.
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Armok

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Re: You are minifig... and 11 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #146 on: December 14, 2010, 09:58:41 am »

Yea. Throw all the stuff over the edge. ALL OF IT!
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Re: You are minifig... and 11 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #147 on: December 14, 2010, 10:07:26 am »

Pull the sword out of the stone to prove that you are the long lost heir to the throne. Failing that have the prince pull it out to prove his claims. If he fails, arrest him or HIGH TREASON!
« Last Edit: December 15, 2010, 02:15:21 am by Demonic Spoon »
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Re: You are minifig... and 11 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #148 on: December 14, 2010, 11:13:48 am »

Use the power of METAL! to pull the sword out the stone.
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Re: You are minifig... and 11 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #149 on: December 14, 2010, 11:36:35 am »

I have said it before and I say it again.
The prince is an impostor!
Demand that the prince pulls the sword out of the stone to prove this.
« Last Edit: December 14, 2010, 12:10:30 pm by Ultimuh »
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