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Socialist

16 (32%)

Green

8 (16%)

Peace and Freedom

2 (4%)

Democratic

1 (2%)

Transhumanist

11 (22%)

Libertarian

8 (16%)

Republican

2 (4%)

Constitution

2 (4%)

Total Members Voted: 49

[Cthulhu]

It also leaves out the possibility of revolutionary traditionalism.

[Loud Whispers]

I don't know whether I should be honoured or offended at your comment. All I know is that it's disturbingly accurate.

I also exhibit Nazi-ish tendencies. Yesterday at school we had to vote on some pictures of nature taken by photography students.

I really liked one but voted for someone else because they used the word "effect" instead of "affect".
Truly dear photographer, climate change has affected your brain more than it could ever do to that glacier.

Oh shit, literally Hitler

Adolf m8, I have to warn you not to invade the Poles b4 u WWII everything

[wobbly]

Eh, may as well

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What ethos do you fit?
Your Result: Socialist
 
78%

A middle-ground between the tumultuous inequalities of laissez-faire democracy and the gross inefficiencies and corruption of communism, a socialist system of government incentivizes good economic behavior and limits the possible harm to the weakest members of society. Allowing everyone to contribute does increase the well-being of citizens, but socialism typically taxes corporations heavily, limiting economic growth. Socialism is also economically fragile, because large numbers of unemployed persons drain money from the system faster than they add to it, and so swings of the economy can be greatly magnified. Socialism also encourages isolationism, because poor immigrants will drain the government's coffers, while emigrants will take the money invested in them by taxpayers out of the system, and pay their dividends elsewhere. Still, socialism is probably the most effective way to reach the ideal of a world where no person is forced to suffer for purely economic reasons.
 
56%
Communist
 
48%
Democracy
 
37%
Monarchist
 
28%
Anarchist
 
14%
Fascist

[AzyWng]

I don't know whether I should be honoured or offended at your comment. All I know is that it's disturbingly accurate.

I also exhibit Nazi-ish tendencies. Yesterday at school we had to vote on some pictures of nature taken by photography students.

I really liked one but voted for someone else because they used the word "effect" instead of "affect".
Truly dear photographer, climate change has affected your brain more than it could ever do to that glacier.

Oh shit, literally Hitler

Adolf m8, I have to warn you not to invade the Poles b4 u WWII everything

This feels relevant somehow. World wars and the like.

[MaximumZero]

What ethos do you fit?
Your Result: 88% Socialist
83% Communist
53% Anarchist
30% Democracy
10% Monarchist
6% Fascist

[MetalSlimeHunt]

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 Kinsey Scale

0
    - 13 (20.6%)
1
    - 6 (9.5%)
2
    - 8 (12.7%)
3
    - 6 (9.5%)
4
    - 4 (6.3%)
5
    - 1 (1.6%)
X
    - 9 (14.3%)
F
    - 16 (25.4%)

Total Members Voted: 63

Hello citizen, and welcome back, to the Shit Let's Be Demographic Information Thread. After a long period of hiatus, and many recent incidents throughout the Lower Forum, the Great Toad has reallocated funding to the SLBDIT for the collective benefit of Bay 12. Please participate in the following poll and record your results above to celebrate the third grand reopening of the thread.

General Conspiracist Belief Scale

Results

Government Malfeasance: 3/5

Global Conspiracies: 1.33/5

Information Control: 3.33/5

Extraterrestrial Coverup: 1/5

Personal Wellbeing: 1.33/5

Average Anticitizenry: 2/5

[TheBiggerFish]

That thing is so broad it's completely useless.  Like, seriously, that's not even.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Your objections have been noted on your permanent record.

[Orange Wizard]

Government malfeasance: this facet reflects a belief that the government commits crimes on its own citizens. Your score was 2/5.   
Extraterrestrial cover-up: this facet reflects a belief that information about aliens is being concealed from the public. Your score was 1/5.
Malevolent global conspiracies: this facet reflects a belief that governments and industry are controlled behind the scenes. Your score was 2/5.   
Personal well-being: this facet reflects a belief that individuals are currently being harmed by concealed dangers. Your score was 2.67/5.
Control of information: this facet reflects a belief that science is manipulated. Your score was 4/5.

Your overall score for conspiracist beliefs was 2.33/5.

...

That thing is so broad it's completely useless.  Like, seriously, that's not even.

We're taking online personality tests. Of course it's not useful.

[Culise]

Government Malfeasance: 2/5

Global Conspiracies: 1/5

Information Control: 1.67/5

Extraterrestrial Coverup: 1/5

Personal Wellbeing: 1/5

Average Anticitizenry: 1.33/5

It actually makes me slightly worried that I'm below average for my demographic.

[Orange Wizard]

It's probably a conspiracy to undermine your self-confidence

[Baffler]

Government malfeasance: this facet reflects a belief that the government commits crimes on its own citizens. Your score was 4/5.   

Extraterrestrial cover-up: this facet reflects a belief that information about aliens is being concealed from the public. Your score was 1/5.

Malevolent global conspiracies: this facet reflects a belief that governments and industry are controlled behind the scenes. Your score was 2.33/5.   

Personal well-being: this facet reflects a belief that individuals are currently being harmed by concealed dangers. Your score was 2/5.

Control of information: this facet reflects a belief that science is manipulated. Your score was 4.67/5.

Average: 2.8/5

*Adjusts tinfoil hat*

[Frumple]

... 1s on everything except malfeasance (2.something) and information control (3). Averaged to 1.6ish. Not sure how much I'd agree with that evaluation (or at least the science part of the latter), but eh.

[Pwnzerfaust]

Results

Government Malfeasance: 2/5

Global Conspiracies: 1/5

Information Control: 2/5

Extraterrestrial Coverup: 1/5

Personal Wellbeing: 1/5

Overall Score: 1.4/5

Yeah I guess I don't really pay much mind to conspiracy theories.

[AzyWng]

    Government malfeasance: 2/5.    
   Extraterrestrial cover-up: 2/5.
   Malevolent global conspiracies: 2/5.    
   Personal well-being: 1.33/5.
   Control of information: 3.33/5.

Your overall score for conspiracist beliefs was 2.13/5. The average score of college students is 2.22 (Brotherton, 2013).

I think the government is a bunch of assholes who have the misfortune of running our country because 1) All those fit for the job can't or won't take it and 2) Human nature makes having no leader a distinct not possibility, but I'm still naive enough to believe the people/public wouldn't be fooled by these folks over things this big.