If I were the the one in this situation, I would've easily complied and not take on someone thrice my level.
Unluckly for me, Mikheal is not that kind of guy, and I hate to be Meta.
>Mikheal: Roll Initiative
14 + 6 = 20
Mikheal: Hey! You!
??: Listen punk, I don't feel like tusslin' with you, so here's the deal. You tell me how the hell you get up to your gate, and I'll be out of your way. Do we have an understanding?
Mikheal: I Don't think its wise to threaten the guy with the Sword thrice the size of that puny knife.
Alright kid, you asked for it.
You manage to score top initiative. How do you approach this Humongous Bastard?
Also, quick note, you guys can make Skaian Lore Checks to see if something is too big for your britches.
Mimi: Wait, huh, what? A goat? From Earth?
Goat: Earth? Never been there, Missy.
Mimi: Er, never you mind. I just wasn't informed that there would be animals.
Mimi: Not that you're an animal! At least, as far as I can tell.
Mimi: ...I'm talking to a goat.
Goat: Nothin' wrong with that, young lady. I do so myself fairly often.
Goat: I take it you're new around these here parts?
Mimi: Yeah, real new...
Mimi: What is this place?
Goat: You are standing at the edge of the Abyssal Rift, here in the Land of Bridges and Change. Hope that answers your question for ya.
Mimi: Abyssal Rift? What's that for?
Goat: If you mean why it named like that, it's because you can't really see the bottom.
Troll them IMPS [7,7]+4=18
You try to troll the imps as hard as you can, but slip up somewhere along the line. The imps point and laugh. Being a huge dick is a lot harder than you thought it'd be! (Grave blunder)
Looks like you just blew your free turn. Roll initiative.
> SS: Twiddle your thumbs while watching the imps on the beach from your house.
You decide to pass your time watching the imps harass each other. What a snoozefest. You hear something behind you and turn, only to see a captchalogue card laying on the ground. Ground that was most definitely unoccupied a second ago. You pick it up, and find a note attached.
This should get you up to your first gate with a bit to spare. Can't have you staring out the window all day, can we?
P.S. You will wake up pretty soon.
~RA
The item in the captchalogue appears to be some kind of jetpack. Doesn't look very good though. Like it'll break after a bit.
>RA: Enjoy your clean get-away.Man, you will never envy PA. Time-dickery is bullshit. You're not even sure you ought to have done that, but it's been a long, long time, and at this point you're willing to try everything at once.
...Well. Almost everything.
If I stay in place they'll all hit me, and then I'll be trapped in the fiery aura.
>CR: Use Reaping Justice to send the ghost back a step. If it hits run to the right 6 spaces.
[8,10+7]=25
This is silly. I haven't had a bad roll since I started. Real d10s are awesome.
You blow the imp into a shower of grist with a single strike, then dash off to the right. Suckers!
CMKS swings around to attack the imps and Ogre from the other side, throwing a spriteblast. Both imps are killed outright, and the ogre takes 5 damage.
The Ogre turns to face CMKS and misses it completely.
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