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Togre

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Artifact lists
« on: November 10, 2011, 04:50:55 pm »

This is a request just to satisfy my curiosity.  We have lists of awesome artifacts and of the lame, wet-noddle artifacts.  But I am interested in seeing all of your artifacts.  Please post a screen shot of the artifact list for your fortress.  I find it interesting to see the mix of totally useless, kinda useless, useful and gamebreakingly awesome.  I'll post my own list once I get to my home PC and take a screenie.
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Re: Artifact lists
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2011, 05:18:37 pm »

Well, that's an easy enough cause to contribute to.
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Re: Artifact lists
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2011, 05:38:04 pm »

At least some of them are usefull.
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And that crutch is damn dangerous, it is the latest artifact and not even a weapon, but has quite a few kills. My fortress guard member used it to punish few of dorfs that misbehaved lately due to losing 2 friends. It didn't end without casualties. Heck, a whole dorven horror movie titled "A speechlessness of mechanisms" can be now made about cripple killing dorfs in their sleep with a crutch adorned with goblin bone.
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Re: Artifact lists
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2011, 05:39:49 pm »

>Posteh to watching<

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Re: Artifact lists
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2011, 06:18:48 pm »

I'll post my list in a bit, that way all may gaze upon the the(somewhat)glorious treasures of Gorerape.

EDIT: here you go.
« Last Edit: November 11, 2011, 12:51:32 am by King DZA »
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Re: Artifact lists
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2011, 07:13:45 pm »

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The glories of Fencewills... or not.

Since the names of some are ridiculous, the three you can't read are:

-bituminous coal earring
-siltstone coffer
-perfect amethyst

My persona favorite is, of course, Murdercoils the Iron Chain. (And yes, it menaces with spikes.)
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Re: Artifact lists
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2011, 07:14:52 pm »

( Note to holders of Wooden, Bone, Cloth, and Fuel artifacts, and Magma: Place the things in a room. Ignite. Let fort run for 30 minutes. See how many kills the furniture racks up. )
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Re: Artifact lists
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2011, 09:06:04 pm »

I debated whether or not I should post the list from Weatherwires here, but I figured it couldn't hurt.

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Re: Artifact lists
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2011, 12:41:04 am »

Holy shit.
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Re: Artifact lists
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2011, 01:00:53 am »

Posting to watch  :)
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Re: Artifact lists
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2011, 02:31:18 am »

I debated whether or not I should post the list from Weatherwires here, but I figured it couldn't hurt.

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"Thunderbowels"
"Frightenstabs" the short sword
"The Immortal Beard"

It's not often, but sometimes the name generator is pretty damn awesome.
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Re: Artifact lists
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2011, 06:08:17 am »

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My first fort that's actually producing useful artifacts. Some fitting names, too.
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Re: Artifact lists
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2011, 06:19:40 am »

Holy shit.


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Re: Artifact lists
« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2011, 06:22:27 am »

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« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2011, 07:33:47 am »

This is the second time you've been in my sig. In a row. Cut the shit I'm feeling creepy.

I've been sigged 4 times, it is rather flattering  ;D
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