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NedeN

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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1095 on: April 14, 2012, 10:19:41 pm »
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Goes for a whopping 902,400 urists

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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1096 on: April 15, 2012, 02:56:57 am »
At the moment my favorite one is a kobold bone amulet named Morningswoods.
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1097 on: April 15, 2012, 09:45:43 pm »
Quote from: NedeN on April 14, 2012, 10:19:41 pm
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Wow...it menaces with spikes of mountain goat leather :)
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1098 on: April 15, 2012, 09:46:42 pm »
Quote from: Koronii on April 15, 2012, 02:56:57 am
At the moment my favorite one is a kobold bone amulet named Morningswoods.


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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1099 on: April 15, 2012, 11:42:50 pm »
Quote from: floundericiousWA on April 15, 2012, 09:45:43 pm
Quote from: NedeN on April 14, 2012, 10:19:41 pm
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Goes for a whopping 902,400 urists

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Wow...it menaces with spikes of mountain goat leather :)

Well yea but... its still pretty cool  8)
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1100 on: April 15, 2012, 11:52:26 pm »
My brother got an orthocaste table depicting itself in orthocaste.
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1101 on: April 16, 2012, 01:00:54 am »
in succession, I got a goblin bone door and a kobold bone hatch cover. Noone is getting through those.
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Shoruke

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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1102 on: April 16, 2012, 01:22:25 am »
I got an artifact adamantine crossbow once.
It would have made The Heavy weep manly tears of awe and respect, because it puts Sasha and even the Brass Beast to shame. It was like inventing Laser Rifles and Lightsabers simultaneously and then duct taping them together, because it still packed a decent punch in melee... even though it was about as heavy as a styrofoam cup. Artifacts are just boss like that  :P
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1103 on: April 16, 2012, 02:02:47 am »
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A mace that menaces with spikes of lama WOOL. Gotta love when that stuff happens.
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Are artifact mechanisms any good? If they make traps work better or something then this might be one of my most useful ones so far, an artifact mechanism with 10 masterwork glass discs would shred any titans that came after me.
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Current favourite: Can hit a certain forum kobold at 50 Z levels.


Just the current fortress at the moment, lost ss of the others.

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Quote from: Gerottomo on May 03, 2012, 04:34:11 pm
That should be a new type of project, making a rug design in dwarf fortress (With accurate coloring)
"And so, after many deaths and much sacrifice, someone turned their fortress into a fully functioning self aware carpet that actively sought after sources of fresh blood."

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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1104 on: April 16, 2012, 02:16:26 am »
Mechanism quality effectively stands in for "skill" in weapon traps. Have fun :)
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Morpha

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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1105 on: April 16, 2012, 02:19:11 am »
Wait, so if it was a dwarf, it would be one with legendary +5 combat skills, compared to a peasant (regular mechanism) who doesn't know the right end of a sword? oh sweet, this is going in with my artifact iron spiked ball and some glass discs =)
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Quote from: Gerottomo on May 03, 2012, 04:34:11 pm
That should be a new type of project, making a rug design in dwarf fortress (With accurate coloring)
"And so, after many deaths and much sacrifice, someone turned their fortress into a fully functioning self aware carpet that actively sought after sources of fresh blood."

The Giant Bat who decided an axe made a better weapon than claws:
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=108229.30

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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1106 on: April 16, 2012, 03:45:42 am »
Mechanism quality counts in weapon traps.  Have fun.

(Also counts for admiring, if you're going to put a level in a public place/bedroom.)

On-topic:

Fieldfungi the Frightful Adoration, an adamantine great axe.

Got a picture of grizzly bear on it.  Worth 2,304,000 dorfbucks.
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1107 on: April 16, 2012, 05:43:18 am »
Congratulations, you are now invincible.

I love that it has a picture of a grizzly bear on it. They're frightfully adorable.
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1108 on: April 16, 2012, 11:49:32 am »
Have you modded in war-bears?
Have your military commander charge into battle wielding that, and flanked by a dozen war grizzly bears.
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1109 on: April 17, 2012, 01:22:05 am »
I'm pretty sure grizzlies have always been trainable, so no modding required. It would be cooler if he could ride one of the bears, but oh well.
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