Round 16: A New GodLocation: Denmark, WisconsinWeather Conditions: Snowing (7 inches)Time: Late Afternoon Twinwolf rummages around the hardware store for anything of use. Even if he can't apply to his cannon, a Sledgehammer is a tool of versatility, so he takes that up. [6] Speaking of versatility, he nabs a Multitool off a shelf as well. Carrying a sufficient amount of "confiscated" goods, he goes back to his Kartouwe because he can't just leave it there can he? Well, he could, considering it's a giant artillery piece and it's not like a person (or even a group of people) could move it quickly. Still, it would be an awful waste if something happened to it, wouldn't it? Twin finds it right where he had left it, although falling snow is starting to coat its exterior.
Nunzillor's eyes scan the police that have the guns pointed at her, and without missing a beat she skiis towards Hawk at a blistering pace. (1+2 vs. 9) Just as she starts to move, the sounds of synchronized pistol fire go off. (7 vs. 4) A single bullet hits Nunzillor in the left forearm and she drops her ski, tripping over and falling into the snow. With her wounded and incapacitated for the moment, two of the officers move over towards her to restrain and handcuff her.
Hawk watches icily as the police officers around him attempt to subdue Nunzillor. (4 vs. 10) Before they can seize her, Nunzillor scrambles to her feet and skis off down towards the residential area of the town. The cops try and balance on the ice as Nunzillor makes her speedy escape. Hawk yells at the officer, "What are you doing? Shoot her! She's getting away?" The cop looks at Hawk with disgust, "Sir, I respect your authority but we can't just shoot someone who is fleeing. It's a last resort, we only did it because your life was in danger and now she isn't hurting anyone. We can't just shoot someone who isn't a threat, where do you think you are, Baltimore?"
Immaterial soberly stares into the alleyway where he hears one of his men cry out in pain before going silent. He turns to his last two remaining able-bodied militants, "Go. Now. Run before he gets here. I'll only slow you down. But spread our message. Let the world know of the atrocities the Wiki Wars allowed! GO!" Both of them hesitate, reluctant to abandon their leader, but when he stares them down they quickly obey and flee the scene. Once they are out of earshot, Immaterial whips his phone out of his pocket and quickly punches in 911. (6+2) "Hello, this is Bill. Bill....Shrewp. Bill Shrewp, the District Attorney, who is being attacked by one of those Wikipedia Warriors downtown, unprovoked. Several of my colleagues are wounded and dead. I need immediate medical and police assistance."
"We'll be down there as soon as we can sir, try and find a safe spot until then."
Immaterial's back-up doesn't arrive as soon as he wishes; NAV comes out of the alleyway resting his Golf Club on his shoulder like it was a sword, the bulky club end of it stained with fresh blood. Immaterial looks around for a way out as NAV comes closer, casually walking up to him, swinging his 9-iron around like it was the cane of a stage entertainer. Suddenly, possible salvation appears as the militant that fled from NAV earlier comes back, and packing heat! (2 vs. 7) NAV ducks down as the militant aims a revolver at him and opens fired. Wanting to avoid being shot, NAV cocks his arm back and throws his club at his assailant like it was a javelin. (3+2 vs. 6) The militant weaves to the side as the club flies by him, missing him by inches. NAV curses and pulls out his rifle as a proper way to deal with this new threat. (10) Taking advantage of the diversion, Immaterial runs through an abandoning building and out the other side. He keeps running until a police car with sirens blaring finds him, and stops in front of him. Additionally, he can hear the cries of an ambulance in the distance. Two officers rush out of the car to greet him, "Are you hurt Mr. Shrewp? Where did you last see your attacker?" (Pain has ended.)
Execute points to the portal, "I come from beyond that portal, there, I came here merely to arm myself and be gone, I mean no further trouble." The Native Warparty Leader looks at the glowing purple portal before pulling a few of his officers back to confer with them. After some tense whispering that Execute is unable to hear, they all return. The Leader gets down on one knee, prompting his two officers to do so as well, and then all of the other warriors around follow suit. The leader speaks with his head bowed to Execute, "Unlike those other pale men who came from across the waters, we know that you are a true God, as you have not only the power to open up portals from the Otherworld, you are able to speak our tongue. We will follow you from now on, whatever your name is, Father. I will not order you, but I pray and beg for you to help us to defeat those invading false-Gods. If you do, you will gain the trust and loyalty of the others, I am sure of it."
Execute has gained Loyal Followers:
1 War Party Commander (War Banner, Obsidian Sword, Cloth Armor, Hardwood Helmet)
3 Officers (Obsidian Swords, Cloth Armor, Hardwood Helmets)
14 Soldiers (Obsidian Spears, Bows, Hardwood Helmets)Abstract declares that he will be the savior to the people of Denmark and offers his vehicle for evacuation. Sports cars aren't exactly built for capacity, so rather than taking any large group or families, he settles for one couple and a single women, who all hadn't dismissed his political campaign and asked him to leave. He then drives off South towards Cooperstown, slightly delayed by the increasing snowfall by reaching there within a few minutes. He parks the car on the village's central road. "We're here!" His passengers look around: there's a single barn and a few stores nearby. "Where are we supposed to go?" One of them asked.
Ukranian Ranger chuckles. "You think this just a school for some silly brats who want to learn a parody of Kung-Fu? I am a Kung-Fu master, no, a Kung-Fu GOD!" (3+2) Ranger follows this up with a fairly impressive jumping roundhouse kick. She is generally ignored, except for one skinny teen who looks like he would skip half of the days in school. "Hey Kung-Fu lady, that kick was rad. I would like to chill and learn how to kick ass with you, dude."
Weather Report: The snowfall remains constant. Expect a foot of snow by mid-night.
Name: Execute/Dumbo.exe
Gender: Male
Nationality: Iranian/Russian
Karaindash: +2 Administration, +2 Diplomacy
Rufa Mae Quinto: +2 Acting, +2 Singing
The Other Face of Janus: +Ability: Trans-dimensional Painting Transportation
Arman Sedghi: +2 Engineering
Sviatopolk I of Kiev: +2 Military Strategy, +2 Assassination, +Loyal Boyar Subject
Status: Bruised Nose
Kills: 0
Assets: Loyal Boyar Subject (Dagger) [Face - Cut & Burned]
Abilities:
Trans-dimensional Painting Transportation - Can open up portals in paintings to travel in and out of them. A strange and enigmatic power, use it carefully.
War Party:
1 War Party Commander (War Banner, Obsidian Sword, Cloth Armor, Hardwood Helmet)
3 Officers (Obsidian Swords, Cloth Armor, Hardwood Helmets)
14 Soldiers (Obsidian Spears, Bows, Hardwood Helmets)
Name: Person
Gender: Male
Nationality: American
Peshmerga: +2 Military Combat, +PPSh-41 Sub-machine Gun, +Smith & Wesson M&P Pistol, +Military Armor, +Military Helmet
Austin-Healey 100: +Austin-Healey 100 Sports Car
Paul D. Taylor: +2 Diplomacy
Shenzhen Airlines: +2 Flight
Shantanu Khosla: +2 Business
N.O.R.A.D.: +4 Anti-Air Awareness & Combat
Status: Right Ribs - Bruised, Head - Bruised, Right Shoulder - Burned
Kills: 1
Assets: PPSh-41 Sub-machine Gun [30/35], +Smith & Wesson M&P Pistol [7/10], Military Armor, Military Helmet, Austin-Healey 100 Sports Car (Rear Window Broken), Luger Pistol [3/8], 11-Pack of Sholer Soda, Toolbox
Name: MyNameIsImmaterial
Gender: Male
Nationality: Canadian/American
HMS Melville (1817): +HMS Melville
Henry Corden: +2 Acting, +3 Voice Acting
House of Montefeltro: +2 Business, +2 Politics
D'Estienne d'Orves-class aviso: +D'Estienne d'Orves-class aviso
Samuel Blackall: +2 Infantry Combat, +1 Politics(+3 Politics Total)
Boeing Black: +Boeing Black Smartphone
Status: Left Shoulder Shot (-2 to two-armed Rolls, Moderate Bleeding)
Assets: HMS Melville, D'Estinenne d'Orves-class aviso, Boeing Black Smartphone (Highly Secure, Self-destructs if tampered with), 6 Militants ((M1903 Springfield Rifle [4/5]) (2 Unconscious) (1 M.I.A.) (1 Unconscious & Arms Broken)
Name: NAV
Gender: Male
Nationality: Indian
Altbier: +2 Brewing, + Container of Altbier Beer
Walter Morgan: +2 Golf, +Golf Club
Vetterli Rifle: +Vetterli Rifle
Shalya: +2 Archery, +3 Maces, +2 Ancient Combat, +Abilities: Feeds Off Anger + Treachery of Duryodana
Catherine Spencer: +2 Writing, +2 Romance
Status:
Assets: Container of Altbier Beer, Golf Club, Vetterli Rifle [9/11]
Abilities:
Feeds Off Anger - Increases in power the angrier his opponents get.
Treachery of Duryodana - Must fight for the benefit of the Kaurava People.
Name: Twinwolf
Gender: Male
Nationality: English/Yugoslavian
Johnny Strange: +2 Juggling, +2 Marksmanship, +Abilities: Black Hole Swallow Technique + Fire-breath Manipulator
Sluggish schizophrenia: +2 Psychological Torture
Dimitrije Ljotić: +2 Fascist Nationalism, +2 Law, +Judge's Suit
Black Thunder: +Black Thunder Chocolate Bar (When a bite of the bar is taken, lightning will randomly strike in the nearby area)
Kartouwe: +Kartouwe Cannon
Status: Normal
Assets: Judge's Suit, Black Thunder Chocolate Bar (When a bite of the bar is taken, lightning will randomly strike in the nearby area), Kartouwe Cannon
Abilities:
Black Hole Swallow Technique - Swallows any dangerous weapon or object that can fit inside his stomach with no negative effects.
Fire-breath Manipulator - Inhales a nearby source of fire and then can breathe it out of his mouth.
Name: Hawk132
Gender: Male
Nationality: Chilean
Lucho Gatica: +2
Bolero Dancing, +2 Acting
Vegetable juice: +Ability: Juice Up!
Jim Webb: +2 Naval Ability, +2 Politics, +Politican's Suit, +Ability: I want my 10 Minutes!
Bongolo: +2 Medic, +2 Romance
North American cuisine: +2 Cooking American Cuisine, +Grill
Status: Normal
Assets: Politician's Suit, Grill
Abilities:
Juice Up - Can instantly turn any vegetable he comes in contact to into juice. Also, metabolizes vegetable juice very quickly to the point it can actually heal him. E.g., 10 Juiced carrots = 1 Medkit.
I want my 10 Minutes! (Passive) - Constantly demands to have a full, uninterrupted ten minutes so that he can say what he wants. Super effective against Anderson Cooper.
Name: Nunzillor
Gender: Female
Nationality: Swedish/Japanese
Dag Bjørndalen: +2 Skiing, +2 Rifles, +Skis, +Skiing Poles, +Small Rifle, +Skiing Outfit
Nikolay Basov: +2 Physics
Santa Rosa hitchhiker murders: +Ability: A Deadly Ride
Beaumont-Hamel: +2 Charging Assaults, +2 Pain Resistance
Amakusa 1637: +2 Leading Rebellions, +Katana
Status: Left Forearm Shot (Light Bleeding, -2 to Two-handed Actions)
Assets: Skis, Skiing Poles, Small Rifle [5/5], Skiing Outfit, Katana
Abilities:
A Deadly Ride - If a character goes on a vehicular ride with Nunzillor, she gets +4 in rolls against them. If they are killed, Nunzillor will never be officially connected to the murder.
Name: Ukranian Ranger
Gender: Female
Nationality: American
Gerri Elliot: +2 Business, +Business Suit
Alwyn Bramley-Moore: +2 Politics, +2 Writing, +2 WWI Combat
Henri Bouillard: +2 Theology
J.C. Penny: +2 Business (+4 Total), +1 J.C. Penny Store in the Green Bay Area
Chad Power: +2 Martial Arts
Status: Normal
Assets: Business Suit, 1 J.C. Penny Store in the Green Bay Area
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