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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1479871 times)

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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19560 on: June 14, 2016, 12:35:49 pm »
Indictment proceedings when?
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19561 on: June 14, 2016, 01:06:55 pm »
Quote from: mainiac on June 14, 2016, 12:35:49 pm
Indictment proceedings when?

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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19562 on: June 14, 2016, 01:17:18 pm »
Democrat clue:  Figure out who did it, with what and where?

Who?
Hillary Clinton
Debbie Schultz
Barack Obama
Nancy Pelosi
Harry Reid
George Soros

Where?
White House Situation Room
Secret Illuminatii bunker
Whitewater
Watergate Hotel
Vatican City
Smoke filled room in Chicago
Secret CIA blacksite

With what?
A computer server
A computer server
A computer server
A computer server
A computer server
A computer server
A computer server
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19563 on: June 14, 2016, 01:29:40 pm »
All those people doing "it" with computer servers just makes me think they all have a porn addiction.
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19564 on: June 14, 2016, 01:40:30 pm »
Harry Watergate....in a secret smoke filled CIA Vatican City...with revres retupmoc a.

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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19565 on: June 14, 2016, 03:53:54 pm »
"With what?" could also include:
  • A Blackberry
  • A drone strike
  • Saudi cash
  • Bill Clinton's magic saxophone
  • The voter rolls
  • A White House intern
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19566 on: June 14, 2016, 03:58:24 pm »
Quote from: sluissa on June 14, 2016, 01:29:40 pm
All those people doing "it" with computer servers just makes me think they all have a porn addiction.
Well, the GRU and FSB know for sure now.
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19567 on: June 14, 2016, 05:06:18 pm »
Quote from: Andux on June 14, 2016, 03:53:54 pm
"With what?" could also include:
  • A Blackberry
  • A drone strike
  • Saudi cash
  • Bill Clinton's magic saxophone
  • The voter rolls
  • A White House intern

You forgot "the plumbers"
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19568 on: June 14, 2016, 05:08:20 pm »
I like it my way.
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19569 on: June 14, 2016, 05:10:27 pm »
Quote from: mainiac on June 14, 2016, 05:08:20 pm
I like it my way.

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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19570 on: June 14, 2016, 05:11:04 pm »
Suck it berniebros.  :)
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19571 on: June 14, 2016, 05:15:59 pm »
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19572 on: June 14, 2016, 05:17:39 pm »
Just one poll, look at the averages, yada yada yada...
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19573 on: June 14, 2016, 05:39:13 pm »
Quote from: mainiac on June 14, 2016, 05:11:04 pm
Suck it berniebros.  :)
Neverrrrrr.
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19574 on: June 14, 2016, 05:40:51 pm »
I'm really curious where the hordes of Trump voters are going to come from, seeing as Trump clearly isn't working on getting anyone to vote for him who isn't already a latent fascist.
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