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[Nyxalinth]

ate a fine drink lately

Somehow, this is the funniest one for me. Also:

was unable to find somebody to bed lately    Drops to -100 when old enough chests lately

was very upset by not having to tragedy recently

was embarrassed with mother lately

That last was obviously experienced by a dwarf teenager...

These are making me laugh so hard.  Some of them make me think of very badly translated anime.  But this one made me laugh longest:

dined in a fit of rage recently

"Goddamn it, food!  How dare you be so delicious!"

[Loam]

worried about being recently

[WillowLuman]

I might just make that my avatar for a day

[Sean Mirrsen]

Trying these at level 6 with full random option. The weirdness level goes up.

saw somebody on lately
was knocked out during somebody waterfall lately
was embarrassed death
was glad to drinking at something lately
gave birth to (children) received for tax collector's escorts recent failure
was upset/angered/upset/great/a lot better/a little better) after gaining/burial) arrangements lately (but only got angrier)
was rescued received just a sibling
accident while sparring room recently
conduct an official meeting about an office/sleeping lately
had a meeting worthy of legendary tomb after talk to about job scarcity lately
had a fine/very uneasily due to find an available happy citizen lately
was enragedy recently
accident waterfall lately
made a friend to bring over lately (but only got angrier)
cried on smoke underground lately
choked on somebody in a new romance lately
ate a parent of (child to lose) an available happy to bed lately
dined in an annoying acquisition against all reason

[Sean Mirrsen]

Travestizing the devlogs is still fun:

"We happy witnessed around my murder through a sword, batted the emotional outbursts verbalized death, and fix once that the did the old age to get worked more sense override they fell toying in. Fortunately nuts."

"Today was the sixth ruin, and an attacks ending. Trenches and still on they fell toying with people yell at once than a difference was. We finally attached to King Cog, who single in the animal end updated lair prisoners at all. I forgot to be a running now, anyway!"

"Yesterday was still time passed, shock/unexpected-death-of-loved-one, grief/death-witnessed, a demon killing me that for myself shot five move on the new personality state of crimes, but people, worked on. I fixed a bit, with the placements. The mayor but living at they witnessed, and disputes over time, the game under the following family."

"Updating executions/beatings vs. harassment activities in his towers given townspeople, so I worked all that down his wife during-act, as the ensuing violent four apprentices stayed behind long as the leaders right tissues are loaded, so that you can send out half of the game underground with their encouraged to King Cog, as they were amplified/suppressed/dealt with, and death. Before than a decades away)."

[Loam]

was enraged at/was just a pet
was (overjoyed by own dead sibling lately
was pleased to eat a child to reach a rough weapon production lately
has been tired of the decay of a criminal
was forced to have birth to (child
was enraged at the decay of legends recently
worried recently
has been (haunted/possessed/tortured) by a wonderful dish
cried about long patrol duty lately
was worried about work allocations about work allocations lately
was caught in a pillar of society recently
slept in a greatly angered by own dead corpse recently
was forced to have been/pleased to endure the dirt recently
conducted a meeting in a legendary drink lately
was forced to be/happy to have worn clothing in a good tomb after gaining an army of tax collection of the victim of a pet
was upset that nobody could be punishment
has lost a little happy citizen lately
dined in nightmares by a wonderful dining room recently
was beaten with father
was embarrassed to endure the dead
was upset to survive lately

[WillowLuman]

choked on somebody in a new romance lately

O_O

dined in an annoying acquisition against all reason

Also, this.

[Nyxalinth]

choked on somebody in a new romance lately

O_O

dined in an annoying acquisition against all reason

Also, this.

I was trying so hard to not go there and make a comment on that first one...

[The Bastard of France]

i'm fairly certain that dwarves do not possess that "limb" as they reproduce via spores.

[ProjectXMark1]

Travestified entity_default's bits on the dwarves, level 4 travesty:

[REQUIRED_JOB:STACHE]
[CULL_SIEGE:NAME:hampionsort:baron levels your fortresses] This isn't a travesty, it's more of a description of what happens with very demanding nobles.
[WEAPONSIBILITY:LAW_MAKING:STAN_AXE_TRAPPOINTED_DINING] This is how you counter the above.
[BEARTHY] What.
[PERMITTED_BY:COMMON_KILL_QUEST] Dwarves and humans shall put aside their differences to stomp out the elves!
[ETHIC:KILLOW] Another creative way to bump off nobles.
[PERMITTED_BY:DUKE] Impossible scenario.
[PRECEIVE_DING:PUNISTRUCTION] Punistruction, that is all.

[PTTG??]

[BEARTHY] What.

Physical bearthy is what you get before you need physical therapy. My Bearathist suggests I eat grubs and berries and get lots of fresh air and exercise by mauling hikers.

[Nyxalinth]

was enraged at/was just a pet (Damn it, I chewed my own shoes again!  Bad me!)

was (overjoyed by own dead sibling lately --But dad, I kept telling him to stay out of my room and he wouldn't!

was pleased to eat a child to reach a rough weapon production lately -- Now we know why goblins really take all those kids

has been tired of the decay of a criminal   --Will someone PLEASE haul this dead kobold to the dump already?


was forced to have birth to (child  --every Conservative hopes to make this happen

was enraged at the decay of legends recently  --http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BadassDecay

has been (haunted/possessed/tortured) by a wonderful dish  --I told Urist that that kitten roast would keep coming back on him.  That's what he gets for eating Mr Paws!

cried about long patrol duty lately
was worried about work allocations about work allocations lately

was caught in a pillar of society recently  -ummm

slept in a greatly angered by own dead corpse recently  --this has to be some kind of dimensional warping thingy

was forced to have been/pleased to endure the dirt recently --I hate gardening...no wait...I love it.  No I hate it.

conducted a meeting in a legendary drink lately  --Hot Tub full of ale!
 
was forced to be/happy to have worn clothing in a good tomb after gaining an army of tax collection of the victim of a pet  --what

was upset that nobody could be punishment  --Dwarven Engrish!

has lost a little happy citizen lately  --One of the happy little trees fell on him

dined in nightmares by a wonderful dining room recently  ---One, two, Freddy's dining with you...

was beaten with father  --Only in Dwarf Fortress

was embarrassed to endure the dead  --Oh gods my parents are dead ad they STILL  find way to embarrass me!

was upset to survive lately  --Urist McEmo

[20firebird]

I ran the raws for Ambulocetus, Gastornis and Pristichampsus through.
EDIT: Spoilered for longness.

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NGS:HAIR]
   [GETS_WOUN:skin:SINEW:200]
   [NAME:ALL:STAN:STANDERER][AMPHIBIOME:ambulocetus]
   [BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STANCE_MODIFIER:1:168:102:102:100]
   [BODY_APPEARS:HAIR]
   [TL_GROUP:BY_CATE:FEMALE_BROWN:1:TAUPE_SAUR]
   [CASTER_NUMBER:SKILL:3TOES_RQ_REG:3TOES_FROM_ROAT:SINEW:2:YELLOW:200]
   [SET_TL_MATE_TISSUE_LAKE]
         [ATTACK_CONTACK_SKIN]
   [CASTE:MALE_POISON]
   [TL_GROUP:BY_CATE:SING][MOUNT_EXOTIC][MOUNDERSWIM_SPEED:TANDARK_PRIORITY:SECONTACK:SPINK:1:PALE]
   [CASTE:FEMALE_BROAT]
   [DIURN:1:PINEW:SINE:BONE:BRAIN]
   [DIURNAL]
      [SET_EXOTIC][TRAINABLE]
   [SELECT_PEACH:1:DARD_MAT:NECK:SPINEW:SINGULATEGORY:ALL:BITE]
   [BIOMEOTH]
      [ATTACK_VERB:kicks]
            [TL_CREATURE_MAT:MUSCLE:'A'][COLOR_ART]
   [CREATURE_TEMPLANDANE]
   [BODY_APPEACH:1:PALE]
   [PREFSTRING:crocodilian features]
   [BODY_APPEACH:1:GOLDEN_YELLOW:200000000]
   [ATTACT_TISSUE_LAR]
               [SWIMS_INNATE:CHILD_NAME:AMBER:1:CINNATEGORY:ALL]
      [TL_CREATURE_MODIFIER:1:PALE_BROWN:1:ECRU:1:PEARS:NOSE:2LUNGS:HEART:BY_CARNIVORE][LAR]
   [ATTACK:SPINEW_TEMPLATE][SWIM_SPEED:90:95:98:10]
         [TLCM_NOUN:skin:SINEW:2:YELLOW:200]
   [USE_MODIFIER:LENGTH:TONGULARGE_EYE:EYE:EYES:2EARTERS:SKULL:3TOES_FQ_REG:MOUTH:TOOTH]
   [BIOME:AMBER:BROADNESS:90:95:98:100]
   [DESCRIPTIONS]
      [ATTACK_COLOR_ARTEBRAIN]
   [ATTACK_SKILL:SKIN:FAT:MUSCLE:BODYPART:BY_CATEGORY:TONGUE:300]
      [MALE]
   [PETVALUE:GENETRATIONS]
   [PUS:LOCAL_TEETH:RIBCAGE]
   [CLUST:1:BURNT_UMBER:HEAD_POSITIONS]
      [ATTACK_SKILL:BITE]
   [CASTE_TISSUE_LAYERS:HEAD:BLOOD:BLOOD:LOCETUS_SAUR]
   [USE_MATEGORY:ALL]
         [ATTACK_F

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WITH]
   [BLOOD:LIQUID]
      [TL_MODIFIER:5:110]
   [CASTE:FORESTNUT:1:DARK_BROAMING:huge beak.]
      [TL_COLOR:4:0:400000000]
   [CLUS_TL_GROUP:BY_CATE]
      [ATTACK_FLAG_WHITE]
   [LAYERS:SKIN]
      [TL_CREATURE_CLASS:90:95:98:102:100]
   [CASTE:BLACK_FLAGE]
   [PETVALUE:RIBCAGE:200]
      [SET_EXOTIC]
   [PREFSTRIKE]
   [BODY_DETAIL_POSITIONS_FROM_ROADNESS:GIZZARD_MAT:EGGSHELL:STANDERER]
   [POPULATER_NUMBER:5:105:110]
         [ATTACK_CONT]
      [EGG_SIZE:0:0:100:10]
               [MAXAGE:TAIL_TEMPLATERIAL_TEMPLATE]
   [USE_MAT:SINEW:20:500]
   [CLUTCH]
      [ATTACK_PER:1:CINNATEGORY:ALL:STANCE_MAT:EGG_YOLK:LIQUID]
   [USE_TILAG_CATERIAL_TEMPLAN:STANDARD:HUMANOID_RIBCAGE]
      [TLCM_NOUND_INFECT_PERC:10]
   [DIURN:1:TALON:FROM_ROT]
         [ATTACK_SKILL:FEATURAL]
      [TLCM_NOUNDARD:HUMANOID_RIBCAGE:2:0:80000]
   [BODY_DETAIL_PLATCH_SIZE:1:PEACH:1:PALE]
      [CREATURE:GASTE:TAUPE_SANDARK_BROAT:MUSCLE:1:BURNAL]
      [REMOVE_MODIFIER:1:RAW_UMBER:SKULL:BITE:TALON:1:PINEW:200]
   [BODY_DETAIL_PLATE]
   [SET_TL_CREATHER_TEMPLATERIALS]
      [ATTACT_PEACH:1:COPPEACH:1:ECRU:1:TAUPE_PALE_CHILD:2200]
   [BODY:HUMANOID_RIBCAGE]
   [CREATURE_MATEGORY:EYE:EYE]
   [TL_GROUP:BY_CANLATERIALS]
         [SET_TISSUES]
   [BODY_FEATHER_TEMPLAN:BONE:BODY_APPEARTILE:'G'][COLOR_MODIFIER:FEATURE:GASTE:TANDY:HEART]
   [BENIGN][TRAINABLE]
      [ATTACK_SPINK:1]
         [TL_MODIFIER:HEIGHT:90:95:98:105:110]
   [BODY_DETAIL]
   [MAXAGE:TALON:FROM_ROAMINGULAR]
   [USE_MATEGORY:ALL:STANCE_SAUR]
   [BODY_DETAIL_PLATEGORY:HUMANOID_JOINTS:LOCAL_MAT:MUSCLE:BLOOD:LIQUID]
   [CASTE:FEATHERM:100]
      [SELECTIONS]
      [CASTORNIS_SAUR

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K_SKILL:3TOE:CLAW:FROM_ROT]
   [BODY_DETAIL]
   [CASTERIAL:LEATURE_CLASSLAN:VERB:bites]
      [SET_TROPICALE:FAT:SINEW_TEMPLATE:BROWN:1:SEPIA:1:GRAY:3]
      [EGG_MATE][SWIM_SPEED:TAND_TISSUE_TISSUE_TISSUE_LAYER:HEIGHT:90:95:98:100:105:110]
   [USE_TEMPLATERIALS]
   [ATTACK_FLAG_EDGE]
   [PUS:LOCALE:BLOOD:LOCALE]
   [HOME:pristichampsus:pristichampsus:pristichampsus hatchling speed skin]
   [BODY_APPEARS:NOSE:2LUNGS:HEAD_POISON]
            [ATTACK_FLAG_EDGE]
      [REMOVE_MATERIAL:HAIR]
   [LIGAMENTS:LIQUID]
      [ATTACK_PRIORITY:SECOND]
      [TL_MODIFIER:GOLDENROD:BLOOD_TISSUE_TEMPERC:105:105:100]
   [HOME:GRASSLAN:HUMANOID_RIBCAGE:3:0:0]
   [CASTE:FOREST_TROPICALE:FAT:PUS_TISSUE_LAYS_EGG_MATE_BROADNESS:90:95:98:105:110]
   [PUS_SAUR]
   [MUNDARD_MATE:ALL:3TOES_RQ_REG:MOUND_INFECT_PENERVES]
      [ATTACK_PRIORITY:SEPIA:1:GRAY:3][GETS_WOUNDARD_HEART]
      [REMOVE_MATEGORY:ALL:BITE:SCALE:'P'][COLOR_ART:GUTS:ORGANS:LOCAL_TEMPLATE]
   [CARNIVORE]
   [BIOME:pristichampsus:pristichampsus hatchlings:pristichampsus:prising:pristichampsus:pristichampsus hatchlings:pristichampsus:pristichampsus:pristichampsus:pristichampsus hatchling]
   [SWIM_SPEED:TAIL]
   [MUND_TROPICALE]
   [BODY_DETAIL_PLATIONS:LOCALE]
   [TENDONS_FQ_REG:MOUTH:90:95:98:100:105:110]
   [CARNIVOREST_TL_COLOR:4:0:30:50]
   [GENERATERIAL:LOCAL_TEMPLATE:MALE:SCAL_TEMPLAN:1:168:102:100:102:100]
      [TLCM_NOUNDARD_HEAD_POSITIONS]
   [PETVALUE:400]
   [CLUTCH]
   [BIOME:FAT:PUS_SAUR]
      [EGG_MATE]
   [BIOME:GRAY:3][GENERAL_TEMPLAN:SKIN]
   [BODY_APPEART]
   [BIOME:pristichampsus hatches]
   [CHILD_BODY_DETAI

[Sutremaine]

was worried about work allocations about work allocations lately

This is more of an overseer thought, especially if that overseer has access to and cares about an individual dwarf's suitability for a labour or grouping of labours.

[Mustard Elemental]

has lost a little happy citizen lately

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