I promise, this'll be the second to last time he dies.FEED MECHALIZARD MULTIPLE AMOUNTS OF RARE CANDY UNTIL EVOLVES
CHALLENGE POKEGOD TO DUEL TO ACQUIRE EARTH BADGE
(2) IT STARTS BARFING. (6) ANAILATER HAS BEEN CHALLENGED.
Throw evil bolts of evil mutations at heroes.
(5) YOU START FIRING BOLTS OF CORRUPTIVE ENERGY, CATCHING ANAILATER. HE FALLS DOWN, SPROUTING RANDOM HANDS LACKING ARMS.
USE POKEGOD POWERS, DESTROY ALL OF THE COUNTRYS!
(1) NO. THE COUNTRIES DESTROY YOU. TOO BAD POKEGODS DON'T HAVE GOOD POWERS.
Rip spine out of Yoink, use it as javelin against yoink
(4) YOU RIP PART OF HIS SPINE OUT, THEN (6) HURL IT DIRECTLY BACK INTO PLACE. THE LICH SHOULD KILL ALL OF HIS MINIONS.
"OH NO SAND"
BUILD BEACHSIDE MANSION FROM BODYPARTS AND COOKIE DOUGH
TELL EVERYONE AM NOT VILLAIN, JUST NOT BEING HERO NOW
AND CAN GET FULL STORY IN SOON-TO-BE-PUBLISHED AUTOBIOGRAPHY
WRITE MORE MEMOIRS ON BANANA LEAVES AND COCONUTS, SELF-PUBLISH
Edit @Wolfchild:
AM ON BEACH
YOU MOLE PERSON, MELT IN WATER
HA HA
(1) YOUR CORPSE HOVEL GETS THE COPS ATTENTION. (2) THEY DON'T TAKE THAT BULL. (3) THEY ACCEPT THAT. (4) IS RELATIVELY SUCCESSFUL.
Uhhhh....eat RTD and shove the giant centipede in my handy gigantic grill that got me killed by outside forces last time I used it.
(5) YOU EAT THE RTD. CRAP, ANOTHER PARADOX. LET'S JUST SKIP THAT ACTION. (5) THE GRILL OMNOMS THE CENTIPEDE.
"Here, catch!" TOSS MY SWORD AT THE LICH SO HE CAN USE IT. MY GUITAR SHALL BE ENOUGH.
(1) YOU STAB THE LICH BY THROWING YOUR SWORD AT HIM. IT CUTS HIS HEAD OFF.
POINT OUT TO LICH THAT HE HAS BEEN HITTING A GOD MADE OUT OF FIRE SO HE SHOULD HAVE NO HANDS. BECOME SHAPLESS CONDUIT TO PLANE OF ELEMENTAL FIRE.
(4) YOU YELL AT A HEADLESS CORPSE.
knights! use the holy fapping weapons to kill the boss!
(6) YOUR KNIGHTS BEGIN MAULING A CORPSE.
write horrible self-insert fanfiction where I punchout the lich, his big bads, the good guys, and become best friends of chuck norris and billy mays.
(6) IT BECOMES SUCCESSFUL, AND YOUR CHARACTER IS ACTUALLY WELL ROUNDED. IT OUTSELLS YOINKS MEMOIR.
ASSUME A GHOSTLY FORM, AND CONTROL THE OTHER ME WITH MY POWERS! MWUAHAHA! THEN CRUSH MCCLAY!
(5,4) YOU AND YOUR IDEAL SELF BECOME ONE, COMBINING HIS PHYSICAL PERFECTION WITH YOUR MENTAL PERFECTION. (3) YOU STEP ON MCCLAYS FOOT, CRUSHING THE BONES.
SCORN SELF FOR SUB PAR ENTRY
UTILIZE SUN WARRIOR SPECIFIC ABILITIES AND REJUVENATE ALL HEROES
MAKE SNARKY COMMENTS AT LICH AND HIS MINIONS
(4) SCOLD ACCOMPLISHED. (1) YOU KILL ALL THE HEROES. GODDAMN IT, NOW I HAVE TO WORK THAT INTO THE LICHS RESURRECTION AS WELL. (1) "YOU'RE STUPID!"
BOSS TURN
"GODDAMN IT!"
The boss cried out in fury as jetexs blade soared towards him. Foolishly deciding not to move, it removes his head, then gets stuck in the wall. Spectral energy begins coursing out of the neck and torso of the killed boss. It gathers above the two, and the Arena cracks in half, dropping the fighters into hell. Because I said so. The energy gathers itself into a bobbing, florescent midair orb. Upon it, Jetexs face is shown, twisted into a bitter and angry expression. Moments later, it shifts to that of mcclays. Then, (4+1)
you cannot grasp the true form of Entropys attack it sends a bolt of energy into jetex, killing him instantly. The orb turns towards mcclay.
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