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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 646171 times)

grimman007

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1140 on: November 26, 2011, 08:21:09 pm »
Put some !!clothes!! on, then get a drink.

WWUD if the elves could change beer into water?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1141 on: November 29, 2011, 05:07:49 am »
Throw a tantrum, then decide to drink ale, wine, mead, or any other alchoholic beverage instead.

What would Urist do if dwarves were in charge of research instead of solely the overseer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1142 on: November 29, 2011, 08:00:24 am »
Quote from: PCpaste on November 29, 2011, 05:07:49 am
Throw a tantrum, then decide to drink ale, wine, mead, or any other alchoholic beverage instead.

What would Urist do if dwarves were in charge of research instead of solely the overseer?
Invent the beer hat.

WWUD if he had 3 wishes?
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Shinotsa

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1143 on: November 29, 2011, 11:22:45 am »
Quote from: Lagslayer on November 29, 2011, 08:00:24 am
WWUD if he had 3 wishes?

Wish for a waterfall and promptly get swept into the cistern before he got to wish for more dining tables and crundle fat sandwiches.

WWUD if he accidentally "ignited" a prickle berry bush while trying to retrieve his nth pair of socks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1144 on: November 29, 2011, 02:14:52 pm »
‼Urist‼ would go and visit the booze stockpile to celebrate this aquisition of course.

What would Urist do if he went into a fell mood in a haunted fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1145 on: November 29, 2011, 04:07:47 pm »
Make Usȃnkosh Tîrdugustosnökorråsh Råsh, Murderslaughter the Brutal Angry Dead-Death of Dying, a ghost leather bed! It menaces with spikes of ghost bone and is encrusted with ghost tooth. On the item is an image of a dwarf in ectoplasm.

WWUD if he tried to sleep on Usȃnkosh Tîrdugustosnökorråsh Råsh?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1146 on: November 29, 2011, 06:20:06 pm »
Quote from: DrKillPatient on November 29, 2011, 04:07:47 pm
Make Usȃnkosh Tîrdugustosnökorråsh Råsh, Murderslaughter the Brutal Angry Dead-Death of Dying, a ghost leather bed! It menaces with spikes of ghost bone and is encrusted with ghost tooth. On the item is an image of a dwarf in ectoplasm.

WWUD if he tried to sleep on Usȃnkosh Tîrdugustosnökorråsh Råsh?
He'd get a rash.

WWUD if he realized hat the word crundle means?
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Teneb

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1147 on: November 29, 2011, 06:26:56 pm »
Go after that sock someone dropped in the middle of the goblin siege.


WWUD if offered some rope reed by an elf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1148 on: November 29, 2011, 08:46:56 pm »
The Dwarf hit the Elf in the head with his rope reed, fracturing the skull and tearing apart the brain!
An artery in the brain has been torned!
Elf has been struck down.


WWUD if his Elven wife was pregnant with his child?
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1149 on: November 30, 2011, 05:44:23 pm »
Kill the wife after the child is born, since Elves probably eat their young.

Probably.


WWUD if Magma wasn't killing things fast enough?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1150 on: November 30, 2011, 07:23:17 pm »
HI URIST MCMAYS HERE FOR CAVE 'N CLEAN! WATCH ALL YOUR PROBLEMS DISAPPEAR INTO A CLOUD OF DUST! FB ON THE LOOSE? CAVE 'N CLEAN. CATSPLOSION? CAVE 'N CLEAN.
ATOM SMASHERS DON'T WORK ON EVERYTHING, AND MAGMA CAN COST UPWARDS OF 50,000,000 DORFBUCKS! BUT FOR ONLY 19.99, CAVE 'N CLEAN-
A section of the cavern has collapsed!
Urist McMays has been crushed under falling debris.
CAVE 'N CLEAN. FOR WHEN THAT LITTLE PROBLEM JUST WON'T GO AWAY!

WWUD if Elves were made of wood?
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Quote from: Clotifoth on October 08, 2011, 10:00:05 pm
Urist's Mod! Spawnable NPCs include bogeymen, bronze colossi and a random Forgotten Beast, generated on the fly and animated for your vomit.  Also magma.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1151 on: December 01, 2011, 01:06:19 am »
make elf wood farms.
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Shinotsa

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1152 on: December 01, 2011, 12:47:35 pm »
He'd continue to ignore their request to moderate tree felling, but wouldn't hear anything about it since the diplomat is now his bed.

WWUD if there was a solar eclipse?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1153 on: December 01, 2011, 01:26:47 pm »
Engrave the event onto something that would not be commonly seen by dwarves, ie a magma-safe floodgate. Dwarves would be supplicating the eclipse in the image.


WWUD if he discovered this forum on a !!water-computer!! ?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1154 on: December 01, 2011, 02:31:12 pm »
Urist cancels using !!water-computer!!: Went insane.


WWUD if-

A section of the cavern has collapsed!

Hitty40 has been struck down.
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.
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